Saturday, June 30, 2012

It's a dog's life

All right Goddammit, I'm back.

Sorry about the absence, had some shit to take care of. Get off my ass.
I know, I missed out on commenting on the Health Care ruling but really, what the fuck did you expect? What I'm curious about is everybody's reaction when Romney gets elected and decides not to repeal but to tweek it around instead. Motherfuckers need to remember that ObamaCare was modeled after Romney's plan in Massachusetts. He ain't repealing shit, bet me some money on that.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

No dear, that's not what they mean by parallel parking

Pigs feet farts do smell nasty

TEANECK — An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor's fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.
Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, Det. Lt. Andrew McGurr told The neighbor told officers that Collins pointed a revolver at him in the vestibule of their apartment building at 694 Cedar Lane at around 9:25 p.m.
Collins said he confronted the man after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door, but denied threatening him with a gun. He consented to a search, and officers recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.
He was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats.

Another reason for concealed carry

I'd have "run" off too.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Mmmmm, young tender coon.

Numbers 9 & 10 for June
- Douglas

I've been that fucked up before

Bristol Palin?

Lisa was flipping through the channels and landed on Bristol Palin's reality show for about 2 1/2 minutes.
Man, I'm glad Sarah's not in the running for President now. We don't need anybody that breeds trash like that running our country.

Comment of the Day

Found on this post HERE about the train wreck in Oklahoma:

Anonymous said...
What I cannot understand is, how the fuck do two trains have a head-on collision in the Panhandle of Oklahoma? You can see for something like 400 miles in every direction.

A trip down Memory Lane. For you, not me.

No, I don't remember dressing like that. I was wearing Wranglers (or Levis), work boots and Tshirts then just like I do now.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Well, fuck you too!!!

Somebody's getting a little cranky.....

As little Jimmy launches a Hellfire at me.......

A small surveillance drone flies over an Austin stadium, diligently following a series of GPS waypoints that have been programmed into its flight computer. By all appearances, the mission is routine.
Suddenly, the drone veers dramatically off course, careering eastward from its intended flight path. A few moments later, it is clear something is seriously wrong as the drone makes a hard right turn, streaking toward the south. Then, as if some phantom has given the drone a self-destruct order, it hurtles toward the ground. Just a few feet from certain catastrophe, a safety pilot with a radio control saves the drone from crashing into the field.
From the sidelines, there are smiles all around over this near-disaster. Professor Todd Humphreys and his team at the University of Texas at Austin's Radionavigation Laboratory have just completed a successful experiment: illuminating a gaping hole in the government’s plan to open US airspace to thousands of drones.
They could be turned into weapons.


Any self respecting 10 year old kid could probably hijack and fly one of these motherfuckers.
Me? I'd have to hire a 10 year old kid.

I'm thinking they're buddies

Okie Sex Ed

They're just now figuring that out?

The Federal Reserve cut its growth forecast for the second half of 2012 and 2013 last week, raising concerns yet again about the potential for a "double-dip" recession. While some, notably the cycle watchers at ECRI, believe the U.S. economy is definitely heading for another recession (or already there), Gluskin Sheff's chief economist and strategist David Rosenberg goes a big step further.
"We are living in a modern-day depression," he declares.
This dramatic statement is based on several factors, including the record number of Americans living on Food Stamps — 46 million or 1-in-7 in 2011. Because these benefits are now given in the form of electronic debit cards, we don't have bread lines like in the 1930s, but they are there in virtual form. And that's just the most obvious form of government support for its struggling citizenry. (See: Marion Nestle on The (Big) Business of Food Stamps: "Here's Where the Profits Come In")
"Government transfers to the personal sector now makes up nearly one-fifth of total household income," Rosenberg writes. "Even Lyndon Johnson, architect of the 'Great Society', would blush at that."

So what's new?

Obama last week invoked executive privilege to stop certain Justice Department documents relating to the botched “gun-walking” operation from being disclosed to the House Oversight and Government Reform committee.
The Hill Poll found that likely voters disapproved by an almost 2-to-1 margin of Obama’s assertion of presidential power in the case. Overall, 56 percent of voters disapproved of his action, while only 29 percent approved.

Inquiring minds want to know.....

I've always had a few female readers, some of them following my blog from the beginning, ladies like Deb, Bella, Karen, Dana, Yolo and Jamie come to mind but over the past month or so I've noticed a whole bunch of new female commenters ganging up on me. Now it's Wiserangel, MamaJude, MissRed, Montanasmama, MissK and a host of others have managed to infiltrate to fuck with me and point out my grammar errors, fashion fuckups and other shortcomings.

Now it's always surprised me when I get a female reader and it fucking amazes me when she comes back. If she becomes a regular, I question their sanity. Naw, most babes get to the first camel toe or dead critter pictures and click off. Or so I thought until recently. Some female readers comment almost every day and others once or twice, but there's a shitload of them.
So now I'm curious as to what percentage of y'all are male and how many are babes and if you're a regular, so I'm posting a survey at the top of my sidebar. I'd appreciate it if you took a second and let me know.
Please be advised that I have provided for multiple answers so that Californians may participate in light of today's Gay Pride parade in San Fransicko.

A Step Back in Time

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Who doesn't look forward to Milfy Mondays?

A tip: Look for two big greasy spots.

GOODWELL, Okla. (AP) — Three Union Pacific Railroad crewmembers were missing after two freight trains collided Sunday in the Oklahoma Panhandle.

An eastbound train carrying vehicles and a westbound train crashed about 10:08 a.m. Sunday near Goodwell, Union Pacific regional spokeswoman Raquel Espinoza said. A two-person crew was aboard each train, and officials were unable to account for two engineers and a conductor, Espinoza said.

Redneckin' at the beach

Hell yeah, everybody loves an outlaw!

A hundred bucks worth of alcohol or one roofie? Hmmm.....