Friday, March 15, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Pops
Today is my father's 73rd birthday, our first one without him.
I miss him very much, more than I can tell anybody. I can't even try to put it into words.
I miss him very much, more than I can tell anybody. I can't even try to put it into words.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Groan.....
A man went to his friend's costume party wearing nothing but a pair of pants.
His friend asks "I give up, what are you supposed to be?"
"Why, I'm a premature ejaculation" he replies.
His buddy asks "Okay, but where are your shirt and boots?"
"I just came in my pants" the guy laughs.
-Rob
His friend asks "I give up, what are you supposed to be?"
"Why, I'm a premature ejaculation" he replies.
His buddy asks "Okay, but where are your shirt and boots?"
"I just came in my pants" the guy laughs.
-Rob
Who gives a fuck what other people think?
Me and Mom was sitting down over dinner and I mentioned that tomorrow would've been Pop's 73rd Birthday.
Mom said she was making his favorite dinner, corned beef and cabbage and taking it to the cemetery and having lunch with him. "People are going to think I'm weird but....."
"Fuck 'em" I interrupted.
"I love you, Son."
"Love you too, Mom"
Mom said she was making his favorite dinner, corned beef and cabbage and taking it to the cemetery and having lunch with him. "People are going to think I'm weird but....."
"Fuck 'em" I interrupted.
"I love you, Son."
"Love you too, Mom"
The cop was too lenient in my opinion
A Maryland woman was shocked after she received a traffic ticket on Interstate 95 — because it wasn't for speeding.
In fact, she was driving 2 mph under the speed limit.
The driver, who didn’t want her name used, told NBC Washington she was driving in the left lane of I-95 in Laurel last Friday when she was pulled over and cited for failing to move right.
According to the citation, she had been driving 63 mph in a 65 mph zone.
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Personally, I feel that if she was going 2 mph under the speed limit while traveling in the fast lane, she shouldn't have gotten a ticket - she deserved to be shot.
Nothing pisses me off more than some stupid motherfucker putting along at or below the speed limit in the fast lane, particularly if they're right next to a truck and not allowing anybody to pass.
Yeah, we know you're cool, you've got cruise control, now step on the gas and get the fuck out of my way.
In fact, she was driving 2 mph under the speed limit.
The driver, who didn’t want her name used, told NBC Washington she was driving in the left lane of I-95 in Laurel last Friday when she was pulled over and cited for failing to move right.
According to the citation, she had been driving 63 mph in a 65 mph zone.
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Personally, I feel that if she was going 2 mph under the speed limit while traveling in the fast lane, she shouldn't have gotten a ticket - she deserved to be shot.
Nothing pisses me off more than some stupid motherfucker putting along at or below the speed limit in the fast lane, particularly if they're right next to a truck and not allowing anybody to pass.
Yeah, we know you're cool, you've got cruise control, now step on the gas and get the fuck out of my way.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Thank you
You taught me to say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning in school.
You taught me the story of our Nation.
You told me about the symbolism of our Flag.
You taught me US History.
You taught me US Government.
You gave me an Oath to take.
You had me face the flag and salute every night at Retreat.
You taught me honor and love of Country.
For that I thank you
but now you blame me for what I am.
-Wirecutter
I'll say that I'm proud as hell to be a Patriot but at the same time I'm sorry I have to be a III Percenter. I shouldn't have to be in that position but you put me there. Now live with it.
You taught me the story of our Nation.
You told me about the symbolism of our Flag.
You taught me US History.
You taught me US Government.
You gave me an Oath to take.
You had me face the flag and salute every night at Retreat.
You taught me honor and love of Country.
For that I thank you
but now you blame me for what I am.
-Wirecutter
I'll say that I'm proud as hell to be a Patriot but at the same time I'm sorry I have to be a III Percenter. I shouldn't have to be in that position but you put me there. Now live with it.
They're at it again
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — Environmentalists are pushing legislation to ban lead ammunition in California to prevent toxins from poisoning scavengers that eat animal remains left by hunters.
Final language of the bill was introduced Monday by Assembly Member Anthony Rendon, D-Lakewood, who said the legislation would remove a lingering source of pollution from the environment. It was sponsored by three major environmental groups — Defenders of Wildlife,Audubon California, and the Humane Society of the United States.
"There really is no question that lead ammo is a threat," said Kim Delfino of Defenders of Wildlife. "To pass a bill in California would set the stage for this happening throughout the country, the way low-emissions vehicle standards changed the market nationwide."
Final language of the bill was introduced Monday by Assembly Member Anthony Rendon, D-Lakewood, who said the legislation would remove a lingering source of pollution from the environment. It was sponsored by three major environmental groups — Defenders of Wildlife,Audubon California, and the Humane Society of the United States.
"There really is no question that lead ammo is a threat," said Kim Delfino of Defenders of Wildlife. "To pass a bill in California would set the stage for this happening throughout the country, the way low-emissions vehicle standards changed the market nationwide."
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They tried this before and the NRA fought them long and hard on it...... then the NRA compromised as is their habit and allowed them to create a lead-free zone (that takes up the western half of the state) in condor habitat. Of course as condor habitat spreads because they're protected..... well, you can guess the rest.
Fuck the NRA. Kill a condor.
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