Saturday, February 05, 2011

At least they're not pissing on it



















The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3.People are spitting on the wrong side.

 
-Nkrey

In celebration of Black History month.....

FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!

They could've just asked me......

Okay, fishermen are notorious liars.......

A pair of ice fishermen thought they had caught a monster fish -- but they got an even bigger surprise than they bargained for at the end of the line.
Jason Mechtel and Jeff Klein went out on Lake Waconia in Minnesota to try and lure a monster muskie, but they quickly got a shock, MyFoxTwinCities reported.
“I mean, it didn’t take two seconds and this rattle reel went off,” said Klein.
Soon, every line was going crazy. The pair thought they had a monster fish pulling their lines out until they looked down.
“I literally almost had a heart attack,” said Klein.
A hand broke the surface of the water.
“I didn’t know what to do -- if I should shake it, or what,” said Mechtel.
A scuba diver whose safety line got snagged began sending rope up to them, and soon, they found their hook.
They removed the hook and sent the line back down, and were given a thumbs up by their aquatic acquaintance.
It turned out that three divers had gone into a hole just a short distance from where the two men were fishing, and had placed a flag indicating that they were down -- but the two fishermen had never seen one before and didn’t know what it meant.
The diver later came by to apologize and offered a couple beers as a peace offering, the fishers said.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/02/04/minnesota-ice-fishermen-catch-scuba-diver-lake/?test=latestnews

Friday, February 04, 2011

Cheap beer will make ya do shit like that

STOP! YOU'RE SCARIN' ME!!!!!




Ummmm, thanks for sending it in, Niki. I wish you'd give a man a little warning first, though.



UPDATE: MY EX SENT THIS IN.
THIS IS NOT HER!!!!!! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT HER!!!!!!
See the comments as to why I posted this message. I had to make sure I clarified that. The crazy-ass Indian will have my scalp for sure.

Ain't that the truth.....

Keep trying, Wingnut. You'll catch on eventually.

If you say so.......

Priorities, you know?

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

Thanks, Rob!

Calfornia's latest HazMat crisis

Oh yeah. She's hot.

Fuck, Niki..................

My future second ex-wife

Well, no shit.

WASHINGTON -- A Senate report says U.S. officials should have recognized that an Army major was a "ticking time bomb" before he went on a shooting spree that killed 13 people at a Texas military base in 2009.

The report is sharply critical of the FBI, saying that top leaders must exercise more control over local field offices who failed to recognize warning signs that suggested the shooter was a threat.
The report concluded that both the Defense Department and the FBI had sufficient information to detect that Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan had been radicalized to violent Islamist extremism, but they failed to understand and act on it. And it said the FBI must learn to better use its intelligence analysts, who might have been able to better connect the dots.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/02/03/senate-report-pentagon-fbi-failed-protect-troops-ft-hood/?test=latestnews

Hint, hint......

I once had a sign on my door that said the exact same thing and for some reason everybody thought it was funny......

A cake for every occasion

Not sure I'd be celebrating a gutshot deer......

Head of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee




































She's still a babe though.

One of my very favorite shirts

This is the front of one of my all-time favorite shirts - Stevie Foodstamps sent it to me and with his gift, I was rewarded for all the time I spent posting shit on this blog for your entertainment.
I just wish it was warmer than 65 degrees here in the daytime so I can wear it outside and show it off.......

Thursday, February 03, 2011

How cool is this?

Fat boys for sure

I weighed me and CharlieGodammit a minute ago.
I'm at 210 pounds and he's 90.5 pounds.
I'm kinda frustrated with my weight but with him?
With him it's hard to be anything seeing as the first thing he did when I let him down was nip at my ass (playfullness) chase the Main Evil Cat (frustration) and then licked his nonads (wishfulness).
I don't know what to think.

Not so devastated

I picked up 2 more followers today after I was sniveling about losing one yesterday.
Probably not Egyptians, but maybe Camel Toe fans.
Whatever........

Coyote Facts

Them motherfuckers have been clocked at 43 mph at a dead run. I don't know where it was at and who was on the timer, but I can damn sure guarantee you they were right on the money. They're fast and can get that way damned quick.
Think about your range, your bullet speed, the wind (always figure in your wind, dammit, can I stress the motherfucking wind enough?) and calculate your lead accordingly.

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

My future second ex-wife

Titties, ass and mask.
The perfect woman.

I just jizzed on myself

Ken, prepare yourself. You might want to sit down. And have a bag handy in case you start hyperventilating.
-Steve

Thanks for the warning, Bro. It didn't help.

Scarred for life

For Bella and Yolo

Russ was my Bestest Friend when I was a teen-ager in Germany.
When I was a kid, my dad was in the Army so we moved around a lot. Made a million friends, forgot a lot of friends, you know.
Russ was one of those friends that I didn't forget. I cannot begin to to tell you how much trouble we got into together. Nothing serious, just kid shit. Like when we got busted heaving boulders into a backyard swimming pool, riding dirt bikes through the officers' club during Happy Hour, and feeding the bucking bulls alcohol-soaked grain a couple of hours before the German-American Friendship Day Rodeo started.
I last talked to Russ when I was stationed in Texas, then I went back to Germany for 3 years.
A few years passed, but I never forgot Russ. When I finally joined the 20th Century and got online, my first thing was trying to find Russ, but I had no luck, none whatsoever no matter how hard I tried.
Until I checked the Social Security Death Index on a whim, looking for his folks. His name popped up and I knew it was him because how many Russell Gregory Simpsons born in El Paso on Groundhogs' Day in 1958 can  there be?
It stunned me.

I swear to God I just now made a beer run in my camo bibs and no shirt. How fucking redneck is that shit? Even the Hindu clerk at the Bellmart was laughing.

Okay. I was was stunned. I started making internet searches for his folks and siblings and finally, finally I found his nephew who luckily forwarded my letter to his dad who forwarded to his ex, Russell Simpsons' sister.
Russ Died on July 24th, 1984 from a self inflicted gunshot wound to his head due to depression over a failed marriage according to the Harris County Texas Coroners' report.
I talked to Liz, his sister, and according to her and brother Ed, the evidence didn't add up. Both are convinced that Russ was murdered by his wife and her boyfriend. Now, I know that suicide is hard to accept but given Liz and Eds' accounts and Sheriffs' reports and my recollections of Russells' happy-go-lucky-fuck-life-up-the-ass-let's-get-high-and-laugh attitude....... Russ didn't couldn't wouldn't commit suicide.
But regardless, I lost the one and only friend that I would've saved my pennies for air fare to go see. The friend that knew secrets I wouldn't even tell Yolo and Bella. The friend that I always knew was my friend.
Sorry. This is and always will be his day.

Don't ask if you don't wanna know.

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The pack leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "Hey! What the fuck are you doin'?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While the biker did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked her, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She gave the dude a long, deep lingering kiss.
After they were finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're gonna be wastin'. I can only imagine what your blowjobs are like. So why are you wanting to X yourself out?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

That's a tall order, Stud.

So now the peaceful protests have erupted in violence.
I'll be honest, I don't know enough about Egyptian politics to take a side.
On one hand, I support their past practice of supporting Israel, and that's a very big plus for me. Anybody that's ever read my blog more than 2 days in a row knows I support Israel, no matter what.
On the other hand, I think every nation should have a democratic government.
I am against any government that shuts down free speech (the internet and restrictions of the press) for any reason like the current adminstration did. That was just plain chickenshit..
I'm against the Muslim Brotherhood and their Hamas backing.
I admire the Egyptian militarys' restraint.
I completely disagree with that fucking punk Obama telling the Egyptian President what to do.
I agree that there needs to be a US government backed administration in Egypt.
I disagree that it should be our present socialist administration backing it.

See what I'm saying? In my admittedly uninformed opinion, I think that Egypt should become a democratic nation with scheduled free elections as long as radical islam organizations like Hamas stays out of it and that bitch ass punk Obama minds his own business and Israel ain't gonna get attacked again.

Holler if you need me, folks.

You know, in the past year Australia has been hit by devasting forest/brush fires, then massive floods and now a super cyclone.
All the pictures I've seen show a determined nation doing what they have to do, and most of the pictures show them smiling while they do it, the crazy fuckers!
I especially hope Mr. Orsm (http://www.orsm.net/) doesn't fucking die because we steal a lot of shit from each other. Okay, I steal from him. My blog would suffer greatly if it weren't for him
The Aussies have yet to cry for international help.
Not only are our friends some tough motherfuckers, but they obviously don't have many liberals there.
Hang tight, boys.

Gun Porn

This one is our new NIGHTHUNTER. It is based on your base Ruger® as normal, and can be in any of our hunting calibers. It is a pure working gun, for those that have asked for it. No frills, just solid basic hunting handgun.
The NIGHTHUNTER shown is in 429 GNR and has a 6 inch heavy duty barrel, a long, super strong 5 shot cylinder, all new internals, interchangeable blade system front sight with gold bead, set back trigger, Gunfighter Grip with satin black Micarta grips, full performance package that includes Maxi Throat, Deep Dish crown and action job. The entire gun is satin Vapor Honed with contrasting satin stainless parts. The new NIGHTHUNTER comes sighted in a ready to go. It is the normal $1395 on your base gun.


For those of you that aren't familiar with Gary Reeder Custom Guns, you've got to check his site.
Gary takes your base gun (the Ruger SA you send him) and rebuilds it to an outrageous piece of machinery.
From what I've heard, he replaces damned near everything to the point that the only original part of your handgun is the part that has the serial number on it.
All of the prices I've seen are between $1100 and $1400 (you supply the base gun) with only a 3-4 month turnaround.
What is really outstanding about this artist is that recently he's reduced his prices due to the faltering economy. How many other custom smiths have you heard of doing that?
For more examples of his work go to:
http://www.reedercustomguns.com/

My dream gun is the one above in 41 GNR shooting a 265 grain bulet at 1800 fps. Maybe someday.......

Hornadys' Superformance Ammo

So I scored a couple of boxes of Hornadys' Superformance ammo in 22-250 and burned off 3 rounds to check my zero.
Now with their standard V-Max bullet, I'm zeroed at 1 inch high at 100 yards to hit dead on at 200 yards with an advertised muzzle velocity of about 3800 fps. From a rest with factory ammo from my Savage Model 11, I can get just under 1 inch groups which considering my shooting skills is fanfuckingtastic.
Now the data I've gotten from Hornady says that their Superformance V-Max should shoot dead on at 200 yards when zeroed at 1/2 inch high at 100 yards with an advertised mz of 4000 fps. The 3 rounds that I fired got me 2 inch groups from my truck which is still outstanding considering the contorted position my fat ass was in while trying to support the rifle with a cushion and my Stetson over the side of my truck.
I'll try to get some range time in within the next couple of weeks so I can give a better report, but I can tell you that a 2 inch group at about 100 yards from a semi-rest will still put me in the kill zone of a coyote at 200 yards out.

Make her walk, dumbass.

Or better yet, make her push the cart.

-Niki

Snow? Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

Just got finished reading Debs' post about snow in Maine and looking at Stevie Foodstamps FB pictures of snow in ABQ and reading emails from my ex-wife about the blizzard in Oklahoma and all I got to say is: Better you than me!
I hate the fucking snow. Growing up in Germany and Washington and Missouri, I had enough of that nasty shit. And if I wasn't real sure about it by then, being stationed in Germany and spending every motherfucking winter month in the field for 3 years damned sure convinced me.
One of the nice things about living in this pinko state is I can travel to the snow if I feel a need to get my truck stuck in a ditch. Seriously, a common saying when asked what's going on this weekend is "Oh, I thought we might go to the snow." And yes, with the crest of the Sierra Nevada only an hour and a half away, I can find snow all year round somewhere.
And I'll admit that going to the snow can be entertaining even if you don't ski, sled or anything else. If you don't believe me, next time I go (in a week or three) I'll take video of CharlieGodammit chasing motherfuckers in snowshoes. It's absolutely hilarious watching them try to run and then try to climb trees with snowshoes on with that dog dead off on their asses.
He does all right on skiers too, although he's  yet to actually catch one of them.

For a funny post and cool pictures of Maine snow, check Deb at:
http://www.debbiedoesdrivel.com/2011/02/snow-in-winter-in-maine-youre-kidding.html

Happy Birthday, Russell Simpson!

Happy Birthday, my friend.
I'll always love you, always miss you, always grieve you. But most of all, I'll always celebrate our friendship.
We had so many good fucking times in front of us, man. Sorry you had to leave me.
The times we could've had........
Damn, Russ. Damn.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

My kinda folks

Five South Dakota lawmakers have introduced legislation that would require any adult 21 or older to buy a firearm “sufficient to provide for their ordinary self-defense.”

The bill, which would take effect Jan. 1, 2012, would give people six months to acquire a firearm after turning 21. The provision does not apply to people who are barred from owning a firearm.
Nor does the measure specify what type of firearm. Instead, residents would pick one “suitable to their temperament, physical capacity, and preference.”
The measure is known as an act “to provide for an individual mandate to adult citizens to provide for the self defense of themselves and others.”
Rep. Hal Wick, R-Sioux Falls, is sponsoring the bill and knows it will be killed. But he said he is introducing it to prove a point that the federal health care reform mandate passed last year is unconstitutional.
“Do I or the other cosponsors believe that the State of South Dakota can require citizens to buy firearms? Of course not. But at the same time, we do not believe the federal government can order every citizen to buy health insurance,” he said.

Thanks, MaryAnn.
I swear, I would retire there if Al Gore would get his ass moving on this global warming/ Climate change thing he's got going on.

Yeah. No shit.

Hey, pull my redneck card if you want but I actually kinda sorta admire Snoop. I don't listen to rap and I've never heard any of his stuff, but he seems like a straight-up motherfucker with a righteous attitude.
I seriously wouldn't mind burning a fattie or two with him even though I ain't into that anymore.
I'm sorry.......

Thanks to Niki.

I'm devastated

Fuck me running, I lost a follower on my blog today.
Nothing unusual about that - anytime I post something controversial or post my opinion about world happenings I pick up or lose followers. But I had been holding steady for about 3 weeks now, at least until this Egypt shit started.
I don't know if I lost the follower (hereby referred to as Quitter) because of my anti Muslim Brotherhood opinions, my support for Israel or just because all this shit bores Quitter.
CharlieGodammit is try to eat a doggie treat and chew on his rawhide bone at the same time, the greedy fuck.
But anyways, regardless of the title of this post, I could give a fuck less if I have one more or less follower. I have my views and I express them. And I'm grateful for the solid reader base that I do have. Y'all kick ass.
Fuck Obama.

Erics' coyote

Congratulations, Eric!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Why?

Why are there those little warning signs on the tires? Were they afraid somebody wouldn't see this huge piece of mining equipment? Or the big truck with its' lights on that's hauling it?

Fucking Evil Cats

Do the math

I can't remember where I saw this today but I stole it.
I had to......

This global warming, er, climate change is a bitch

COLUMBIA, Mo. – A monster winter storm took aim at a third of the nation Monday, threatening to lay a potentially deadly path of heavy snow and ice from the Rockies to New England, followed by a wave of bitter, bone-rattling cold that could affect tens of millions of people.
Cities including St. Louis, Kansas City and Milwaukee could be hardest hit, with expected midweek snowfalls of up to 2 feet and drifts piled 5 to 10 feet. Even hardy Chicago could be in for its third-worst blizzard since record-keeping began.
"I wouldn't want to be on the road in open areas tomorrow night," said forecaster Tom Skilling of Chicago television station WGN. "I don't think I'd want to be driving in the city either. The fact is people die in these things. They skid off the road and go wandering around in whiteout conditions."
Warmer areas were not safe, either. The system could spawn tornadoes in parts of the South.

I'm waiting for the punchline......

EL PASO, Texas – Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Monday that U.S. communities on the border with Mexico are safer than most Americans believe, but also warned Mexican drug cartels they'll be "met by an overwhelming response" should they move north.
Napolitano told an audience at the University of Texas at El Paso — just across the Rio Grande from Ciudad Juarez and the unprecedented wave of drug-fueled violence engulfing it — that it's "inaccurate to state, as too many have, that the border is overrun with violence and out of control."
"This statement, often made only to score political points, is just plain wrong," said Napolitano, who was governor of Arizona before being confirmed as Homeland Security secretary in 2009.
Napolitano said violent crime has not spiked in U.S. communities across the roughly 2,000-mile border with Mexico. But the secretary also recognized that guarding against spillover from Mexican drug violence is an ongoing concern.
"Today I say to the cartels: Don't even think about bringing your violence and tactics across this border. You will be met by an overwhelming response," she said. "And we're going to continue to work with our partners in Mexico to dismantle and defeat you."


Oh, my ass, lady. You're so full of shit it isn't funny. And do you honestly thing the cartels are afraid of you and your empty threats?
Seriously, go to the Arizona border, the rural border and spout the same bullshit about how safe it is.

Coyote Hunting 101


















Location
And the big subject today is location.
Just where are all them fucking coyotes, you ask?
Damned if I know. I’m still trying figure that one out myself but I can tell you what I look for, what I do, and who I ask when I’m scouting.
Again, keep in mind my location. This may or may not apply to mid-west or eastern coyotes, I really don’t know. But these tips are worth keeping in the back of your head.

Okay, we’ve established that coyotes eat anything and everything but their main diet is mice, rabbits bugs and other assorted field critters. I see coyotes every day (if I get off before dark) in farmers’ fields hunting mice. But the thing is, I don’t see them in every field, only certain ones and these are fields that have lain fallow for a cycle, fields that have been freshly (and I emphasize freshly) harvested or cut, and fields that have just been plowed. Why? Because that’s where the mice are easiest to catch. If there’s a thick crop of alfalfa or rye, it’s harder for the coyote to pin the li’l bastard down.
Look for other food sources as well. At the dairy that I hunted last week, the woman was complaining about her chickens being killed. Some dairies and farms have a location where they put dead stock while waiting for the rendering plant to come pick them up.

In eastern California where I hunt when I have the time and gas money, they run a lot of sheep on BLM land and I’m talking huge flocks. My best set ever was shooting near a spring that had just had a flock travel through. A half dozen coyotes in less than 3 hours under a full moon. Pure luck on the timing but I had the location in mind already.

Water. Every living creature, even muslims, need water. And like muslims, coyotes know where it’s at or how to find it. If there is no water in the area, there ain’t no coyotes either. Find water and you’ll find coyotes. Something along that subject: A friend of mine lives in the foothills where there’s a few wineries and he was telling me that the wineries have a big problem with coyotes. I puzzled on that for a few seconds until he told me that during the summer the coyotes chew up the drip irrigation lines to drink. Wanna guess where I’m headed this summer after it gets good and hot? You guessed it, I’m going to be talking to winery managers. So don’t think just natural water sources, think irrigation canals, lines, stock tanks, etc.

Coyotes need cover as well where they can lay up during the day. Contrary to popular belief they don’t have dens that they return to every night. The only time they den up is when a female has pups and they’re the only ones you’ll see in the den. Other pack members lay up in the same area, but not in the den. During the winter look for an area that has a south-facing slope so they can catch some of the suns’ warmth. During the heat of the summer look for a north-facing slope where they escape it. Always think slope when scouting. They’re like any other animal and want a place where they can see you before you see them. If it’s flatland where you’re at, look for a brush line or something like that where they can hear you approaching.

So they need food, water and cover. Sounds easy enough…..

When I go to a strange area I do several things. The very first thing I do is check it out using a detailed map. My favorite is my De Lorme road atlas because it shows topographical details, it shows roads, trails and 4WD roads. It shows springs, water tanks and even seasonal streams. Then I go to (get ready, this is my ace in the hole) Google Earth and check it out in living color. Granted, you can’t always get the clarity you want but you would be fucking surprised at how much detail you can see. My atlas doesn’t show stands of trees but G.E. does.
Then I go ask around. I talk to anybody that comes in contact with hunters, fisherman, ranchers, etc, and ask them what they know. That means clerks at the mini-mart, the girl at the hamburger stand, the desk clerk at the motel you’re staying at and the madam at the local whorehouse. Folks like to be asked questions, it makes them feel important especially if they can help. I ask everybody I come in contact with in a new area.
Absolutely for sure ask the guy at the local gun or bait & tackle shop as well as the local ranger if you’re on BLM or Nat’l Forest land.

Once I do my homework and arrive on site, I go in the middle of the day to where I want to hunt and start poking around. I stay near the edges of the area and start looking for sign. I’m looking for tracks and coyote shit and I’m looking for them specifically on trails. Why trails? Because animals are like humans - they’re not going to bust brush if there’s a trail to saunter on down. I look for fresh shit, something shiny, brown and smelly. If all I see is white piles of crap I start thinking of moving on. I look for areas of concealment and depending on the season, the location. If it’s dead in the middle of summer and there’s a slope facing south, I move to the other side where it’s cooler. Remember, if you’re comfortable, so is the coyote.

Wind. I pay hard attention to the godammed wind. And I know that in the mountains and high desert, that shit swirls and swaps direction like a womans’ mind but I try to put the odds in my favor.

Okay. Everything looks good. I’ve done my homework. I’ve talked to people and I’ve listened to what they’ve had to say - where they’ve seen and heard coyotes. I’ve gone to the area and poked around a little looking for sign and found it. What’s next?
Nothing. For the moment, anyways. I go back to my house, motel room or camp and fucking wait until after dark. Take a nap, go over my gear, put fresh batteries in what needs batteries, eat, whatever.
After dark I head back to the area, turn off my motor and sit quiet for a few minutes listening. Then I haul out the best thing since Astro-glide lubricant - a fucking siren. No shit, a siren that I ordered from Fur Harvesters Trading Post. It’s a box about 4”x4” with 2 different pitches of 1964 Mayberry RFD siren that wails out at over 100 decibels. That motherfucker is LOUD.
I turn it on for about 30 seconds (after putting on hearing protection) and then turn it off and listen. I move around the area in several locations until I hear the coyotes howling back to it, and believe me, they do with a vengeance. That’s where I’ll be before first light on my first set of the day.

So, keep in mind food, water, cover, and comfort. Watch the wind. Always watch the fucking wind. Scout the area with your eyes on the ground and your head out of your ass. But most importantly do your homework. If you just drive to an area and jump out and commence to hunting, you may get lucky. If you do your homework and some planning, luck won’t have shit to do with it.

My next post (probably next weekend) is going to concern coyote calling. Maybe. I ain’t made up my mind yet.

Thank God for that!

Not sure who sent me this, but I'm wondering if I should be questioning WHY they sent it to me.....

Can't say you weren't warned

-Yolo

FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!!!

Shit, even the judges are saying it!

PENSACOLA, Fla. – A federal judge declared the Obama administration's health care overhaul unconstitutional Monday, siding with 26 states that sued to block it, saying that people can't be required to buy health insurance.
U.S. District Judge Roger Vinson agreed with the states that the new law violates people's rights by forcing them to buy health insurance by 2014 or face penalties. He went a step further than a previous ruling against the law, declaring the entire thing unconstitutional if the insurance requirement does not hold up.

The Muslim Brotherhood is the Enemy

Excerpted from Andrew Breitbarts' BigPeace.com.
For the full article, please go to:
http://bigpeace.com/fgaffney/2011/01/30/the-muslim-brotherhood-is-the-enemy/

Suddenly, Washington is consumed with a question too long ignored: Can we safely do business with the Muslim Brotherhood?
The reason this question has taken on such urgency is, of course, because the Muslim Brotherhood (or MB, also known by its Arabic name, the Ikhwan) is poised to emerge as the big winner from the chaos now sweeping North Africa and increasingly likely to bring down the government of the aging Egyptian dictator, Hosni Mubarak.
In the wake of growing turmoil in Egypt, a retinue of pundits, professors and former government officials has publicly insisted that we have nothing to fear from the Ikhwan since it has eschewed violence and embraced democracy.


One reason we might be misperceiving the MB as no threat is because a prime source of information about such matters is the Muslim Brotherhood itself. As the Center for Security Policy’s new, best-selling Team B II report entitled, Shariah: The Threat to America found: “It is now public knowledge that nearly every major Muslim organization in the United States is actually controlled by the MB or a derivative organization. Consequently, most of the Muslim-American groups of any prominence in America are now known to be, as a matter of fact, hostile to the United States and its Constitution.”

And you have every reason to worry, Mr. Prime Minister.

JERUSALEM – Israel's prime minister said Monday his country's primary concern in Egypt is that the current crisis could create a void in which Islamic militants step in and endanger decades of peaceful relations between the two countries.
Speaking at a joint news conference with visiting German chancellor Angela Merkel, Benjamin Netanyahu gave his most detailed assessment yet of the Egyptian unrest that threatens to topple President Hosni Mubarak, Israel's strongest ally in the Arab world.
"In a state of chaos, an organized Islamic group can take over a country. It has happened. It happened in Iran," Netanyahu said. "A takeover of oppressive regimes of extreme Islam violates human rights, grinds them to dust ... and in parallel also pose a terrible danger to peace and stability."
It was Netanyahu's most direct comment about the crisis in Egypt, which has triggered concerns about stability there and elsewhere in the region. Before, Netanyahu said only that he is "anxiously following" the situation, while stressing Israel's commitment to peace with Cairo.
Egypt became the first Arab nation to sign a peace accord with Israel in 1979 and has strictly honored it. Mubarak has close ties to Israeli leaders and has acted as a bridge between Israel and the Palestinians to the broader Arab world.

A little out of their jurisdiction, huh?

NEW YORK -- Officials say a New York City undercover investigation at an Arizona gun show found that private sellers didn't always require background checks of buyers.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg's sting operation came weeks after a Tucson shooting that killed six people and injured 13 others.
Officials told The New York Times that undercover investigators were able to buy guns even after telling sellers they probably couldn't pass background checks.
Bloomberg is scheduled to show an undercover video on Monday of illegal firearms sales at the Phoenix gun show last week.
The sting was part of the Bloomberg administration's effort to crack down on illegal gun sales nationwide.
Bloomberg last week urged Congress to make sure the system for background checks on firearms purchases includes the names of everyone prohibited from buying weapons.


What in the fuck are NYPD officers doing in Arizona conducting an investigation about guns? Isn't that federal jurisdiction?
Wasn't Bloomberg one of the idiots that condemned Arizona for the immigration law saying that it was a federal problem, not a state issue?
Is it possible that what violated New York City's draconian guns laws was perfectly legal in Arizona?
And how much to you want to bet that the video will show curios/relics being sold or the video will be of such bad quaility that somebody will have to narrate it to show what's supposedly going on?

Sunday, January 30, 2011

My future second ex-wife

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Now here's a motherfucker that takes his bacon seriously. So seriously that he's guarding it with his life.

Ooooh, that smarted.

On Saturdays the local paper prints the mugshots of all the car thieves that were arrested the previous week.
I get a kick out them - there's some seriously tweeked out people there.
Here's my favorite one this week.




































I'm curious though as to who delivered that ass-whipping? Was it the owner of the car that caught him in the act or the police that arrested him?
Not that it makes much difference - he's regretting that more than the 6 months probabtion he'll get for car thrft.

What the hell??????

Southern Christian Sportsmen’s Devotional

Eric sent me a copy of his letterhead and information about his organization that helps ill children to realize a dream. I tried to convert the letterhead to download here but I must be doing something wrong because I can't post the picture to save my life.
Anyways, the note in caps is an email from Eric to me and the text below that is from the .doc that he sent along.
This sounds like an outstanding organization. Eric told me that they're all just a bunch of Good 'ol Boys that want to make a difference in a childs' life and from what I've seen on their website, they've done just that.
They're located in Statesboro, GA and they are a non-profit organization. If you live nearby, please consider volunteering some time.
And I'm sure donations, no matter how small, would be appreciated.
Okay. Take a minute out of your day and visit their website please.
Thanks,
-Ken

WE ARE A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION THAT PAYS FOR NOT ONLY THE CHILD BUT THEIR FAMILY AS WELL. WE PUT THEM UP AT OUR LODGE AND PROVIDE ALL THE FOOD FOR EVERYONE. WE DO HUNTING, FISHING, ATV RIDING , GOLF, SKEET RANGE, AND RIVER RIDES. EVERYTHING TO DO WITH OUTDOORS WE HAVE ON THE FARM. WE HAVE DONE 4 SO FAR AND OUR NEXT ONE WILL BE IN MARCH WITH THE HELP OF JIMMY HOUSTON. WE HAVE A FILM CREW THAT DONATES THEIR TIME TO DO THIS . TROPHY QUEST OUTDOORS FILMED THE LAST HUNT WE HAD. IF YOU CAN SPREAD THE WORD THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
THANKS AGAIN



Greetings,
We are sending you these cards in an attempt to spread the word of Jesus Christ.

As an organization, our mission is to provide everyone with three weekly inspirational devotions written by sportsmen who love Jesus and the outdoors. In addition, we actively seek young children (8 to 18) that have a critical illness of some type that love fishing and hunting. We arrange for these children to hopefully have the “Dream Hunt/Fish Trip” of their life at no cost.

Please visit our website at www.go-scsd.com and see what we are all about.
God Bless,
Southern Christian Sportsmen’s Devotional

My "feel good" post of the day

Spam Text Message Likely Blew Up Suicide Bomber In Her Moscow Apartment
A suicide bomber planning an attack in Moscow on New Year's Eve was killed in her apartment when her bomb was prematurely detonated by an unexpected text message.
According to Russian security sources, the text message -- a remote trigger for a cell phone belt bomb -- wished her a happy new year, accidentally setting off the blast. The accident may have saved hundreds of lives, these officials believe, as the woman intended to use the bomb in a suicide attack near Red Square later that night.
The woman is believed to be part of the same group that struck Moscow's Domodedovo airport on Monday, killing at least 35 people and wounding another 100. Officials haven't directly said who they believe is behind the terrorist attacks, but anonymous sources have pointed to Islamic North Caucasus rebels, which have been in conflict with the Russian state for over a decade.
Cell phones have become a remote detonator of choice for terrorist groups the world over.

http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/01/spam-text-message-likely-blew-up-suicide-bomber-in-her-moscow-apartment/

Obama: Let us help you fund terrorism.

Awww. So sweet and innocent....

And you're waking me up why?


He's irritated but not sure why.

And finally.....


Now he knows for sure he's irritated and doesn't much give a fuck why.
Check out the the size of his teeth. You know, the teeth that's gripping my hand?
Sure glad he likes me.......