45 ACP ammo recall. PLEASE read.

Certain lots of recently manufactured 45 Auto ammunition may contain an incorrect propellant charge. Use of product from these lots may result in firearm damage and possible serious injury.
DO NOT USE PRODUCT FROM THE FOLLOWING LOTS:
38X628 through 38X765 and 38T401 through 38T414

If you have in your possession any 45 Auto with the following brand names and part numbers, check to see if your ammunition package contains the above lots: American Eagle® (AE45A, AE45N1, or AE45A250), Champion™ (WM5233), GoldMedal® (GM45B), Hi-Shok® (45C, 45D) and Federal® Personal Defense® (C45C, C45D). Example below:
 

If you possess ammunition from any of these lots, or have questions concerning this warning, please contact us at 1-800-831-0850 or 1-800-322-2342 and ask for Product Service. Federal will provide replacement product and will cover the cost of returning the affected product. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.


If you possess ammunition from any of these lots, or have questions concerning this warning, please contact us at 1-800-831-0850 or 1-800-322-2342 and ask for Product Service. Federal will provide replacement product and will cover the cost of returning the affected product. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.


http://macbournes.blogspot.com/

Answered prayers, continued hopes.

HOUSTON – Rep. Gabrielle Giffords is able to speak: She asked for toast at breakfast one recent morning.
Her ability to say even just a word, a month after being shot in the head, pleased her family, friends and doctors. It may also provide valuable clues about the condition of her injured brain.
"We're elated at this," said her spokesman C.J. Karamargin, who added that she is speaking "more and more." "We always knew Gabby is a fighter and that she's not going to let this thing win. And you know, every day is proof of that."

I honestly have no words to say about this other than I wish her and her family the very best and I pray for full recovery. She seems to be on that road.

Sadly, true.

Titties. California style.

Eat your hearts out, motherfuckers.

No shit.....

I'd put up with it.
I know, I'm a glutton for punishment.
What can I say......

Gotta get one

Thanks to Orbitup!!!!!!
This is fucking great!

Mercy me

Folks, you may have noticed a new contributor and commenter that goes by the name of Niki. I want to let you know that she's my ex and also that she was invited here by me.
Anybody that's ever been through a divorce knows the pain that comes with it and some, notice I said some, of you know that time heals. Sometimes that healing process takes many years and I feel that this is the path that me and my ex are on.
I ask that you welcome her and I also ask that if you see comments that seem sharp, please understand that they weren't meant that way. All my comments are moderated and she knows me (and my sense of humor) better than any of you can and I know her sense of humor also.
But please..... PLEASE...... do not make a disprespectful remark about Indians, especially Commanches or Apaches - she's almost full blooded Commanche/Apache - unless you want to be subjected to the hell I caught when I fucked up and forgot and accidentally cheered for the cowboys instead of the Indians.
PLEASE?

For Bella (and Deb and Yolo and Niki) from Bella

It was 70 degrees here today. I almost took off my jacket.

Yeah. I have no fucking idea at all.....

What the fuck????

She needs some ink on her right side or she's gonna fall over. Right, Jim?

Sorry. I lost it for a minute

Okay, here's the fucking deal. I posted a picture of Booby Belt wearing these weird-ass fucking drawers and scheduled it for a certain time to pop up. It came up right away and not only that but it was in front of every fucking post for the rest of the day and I finally just deleted the fucking post because if I have to look at that ass one more time IAMGOINGTOFUCKINGSCREAM!!!!!

Damned near perfect

You boys can thank Claymore for this one.

An islamic wet dream

-Skeeter

Crap. I've been found out.

Leave it to my ex to expose me before I can expose myself.

-Thanks, Niki!

Future Jihadists - Achmed and Little Larry

Gurkha Bravery

We've all heard of the legendary bravery of the Gurkha Soldiers, right?
Check THIS shit out. 40 to 1 odds, and he comes out the winner.
The translation comes across as a little strange, but the story is all there.


Bishnu Shrestha, a brave Gurkha soldier in Indian Army, defeated 40 train robbers while returning home after a voluntary retirement. The Indian army, is going to awarded Bishnu with Sourya Chakra, Bravery Award and Sarvottam Jeevan Raksha medals during the Indian Republic Day celebration on January 26.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
While in the train, Maurya Express from Ranchi to Gorakhpur, on September 2, 2010, 35 year-old Bishnu saved a girl about to be raped by the train robbers in front of her helpless parents. After looting the train, when the robbers started to strip a 18 year old girl in front of him, he couldn’t contain his calmness. He took out his khukari and took on the a group of 40 robbers, alone. In the fight, he killed three of dacoits and injured eight others. Remaining dacoits fled the scene to save their lives.
The police arrested the eight injured dacoits and recovered Rs. 400,000 in cash, 40 gold necklaces, 200 cell phones, 40 laptops and other items left by the robbers while fleeing the train.

In recognition to his bravery, his regiment has given Bishnu a cash reward of Rs. 50,000 and it has also terminated his voluntary retirement, so that he could get a customary promotion after he receives the medals. In addition to that, he will also receive a cash rewards from the government, special discounts in international air tickets, and discounts in Indian railways train tickets.

http://xnepali.com/a-gurkha-soldier-who-fought-40-train-robbers-to-be-felicitated-in-the-republic-day-of-india/#bookmarks

Sent in by Deb http://www.debbiedoesdrivel.com/

Good Paco. Good boy.

Once you've had Bill, you'll never go back

Personally Bill, you've got horrible taste in chicks.

-Thanks, Yolo

Bad-ASS!!!

Reminds me of an LSD trip I took last month one time.
Not that I've ever done drugs on purpose before........

Drunk chicks - Gotta love 'em

 

Why I don't own a microwave

Saddle Hills (Alberta, Canada) Grizzly

Fuck, Bella! That's a big-ass bear. Thanks for sending the pictures.

Great orator, my Okie ass.

I think of this picture of Wingnut and his teleprompters in a 6th grade classroom everytime I hear somebody say what a great orator he is.

He's so fucking stupid he can't even dress himself properly.

CAMEL TOE!!!!!

-Claymore

Posting updates

So here's the deal:
I've decided to pre-load a few posts here to see how it works out.
I've already got it done so that several times tomorrow (Monday) a new post will pop up. That way, when you visit here to link to another site on my sidebar, maybe you'll get an unexpected grin.
No, I don't remember what time the updates will come, and yes, I hope to get feedback from you so I'll know if it's a waste of time.
Why did I do it? I don't know. But I hope it pays off for y'all.
Fuck Obama.

Eat your hearts out

Well, it got all the way up to 68 degrees here in Central California. So fucking warm and sunny that I was wandering around in the backyard in my bibs without a shirt OR shoes. Had to wear my glasses though to dodge CharlieGodammits' land mines.
If this shit keeps up it won't be too much longer before I'm having to put off doing yardwork again.

Commenters, keep your profanity and death threats down to a low roar, please.

First day of school in Pakistan. Or France. Or Britain.

Look! Yolo sent me Bacon Flowers!

Thanks, Sweetie.
You make my heart go pitter-patter.

Another "Aw, Fuck" moment in time

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Ronald Wilson Reagan - 40th President of the United States
February 6, 1911 – June 5, 2004
 
A few quotes:
 
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves.

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

And last but not least, my favorite:
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
-Ronald Reagan, during a radio microphone test, 1984

The French just don't learn, do they?

Tell me this ain't California......

No ma'am, nothing at all, ma'am.

-Stolen from Deaddog

Oh, quit. You know you're enjoying it.

Vang Pao family decries Arlington burial denial

FRESNO, Calif. -- The family of former Laotian general and Hmong leader Vang Pao says it is "disgraceful" that the U.S. Army has denied a request that the U.S. ally in the Vietnam War be buried at Arlington National Cemetery.
In a statement released Saturday, the second day of a six-day funeral in Fresno for Pao, the family said the denial is a lesson in how the Obama administration honors America's allies.
Two California congressmen submitted the request shortly after he died at 81 on Jan. 6, saying Pao should be buried alongside the American soldiers he fought with in Laos.

Vang Pao in Laos, 1961

For those not familiar with General Vang Pao, his covert army consisting of Hmong and Lao tribesmen was recruited by the CIA to fight the North Vietnamese Army in Laos.
At the wars' end, he was responsible for saving his army and their families by pressuring the US to keep its' promises by allowing them to relocate to the US.
After his immigration, Vang Pao continued his efforts against the communists as evidenced by his arrest a few years ago by his former allies for conspiring to buy weapons to continue his fight.
The man was more a combat soldier than 90% of the American officers that served in Vietnam and fully deserves a burial in Arlington for his service to the United States government.
For more information on him, please google his name.
I had the privilege of meeting the man a few years ago at a Hmong clebration. He still was a soldier even then.

At least they're not pissing on it

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3.People are spitting on the wrong side.

 
-Nkrey

In celebration of Black History month.....

FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!

They could've just asked me......

Okay, fishermen are notorious liars.......

A pair of ice fishermen thought they had caught a monster fish -- but they got an even bigger surprise than they bargained for at the end of the line.
Jason Mechtel and Jeff Klein went out on Lake Waconia in Minnesota to try and lure a monster muskie, but they quickly got a shock, MyFoxTwinCities reported.
“I mean, it didn’t take two seconds and this rattle reel went off,” said Klein.
Soon, every line was going crazy. The pair thought they had a monster fish pulling their lines out until they looked down.
“I literally almost had a heart attack,” said Klein.
A hand broke the surface of the water.
“I didn’t know what to do -- if I should shake it, or what,” said Mechtel.
A scuba diver whose safety line got snagged began sending rope up to them, and soon, they found their hook.
They removed the hook and sent the line back down, and were given a thumbs up by their aquatic acquaintance.
It turned out that three divers had gone into a hole just a short distance from where the two men were fishing, and had placed a flag indicating that they were down -- but the two fishermen had never seen one before and didn’t know what it meant.
The diver later came by to apologize and offered a couple beers as a peace offering, the fishers said.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/02/04/minnesota-ice-fishermen-catch-scuba-diver-lake/?test=latestnews

Cheap beer will make ya do shit like that

STOP! YOU'RE SCARIN' ME!!!!!

Ummmm, thanks for sending it in, Niki. I wish you'd give a man a little warning first, though.



UPDATE: MY EX SENT THIS IN.
THIS IS NOT HER!!!!!! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT HER!!!!!!
See the comments as to why I posted this message. I had to make sure I clarified that. The crazy-ass Indian will have my scalp for sure.

Ain't that the truth.....

Keep trying, Wingnut. You'll catch on eventually.

If you say so.......

Priorities, you know?

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

Thanks, Rob!

Calfornia's latest HazMat crisis

Oh yeah. She's hot.

Fuck, Niki..................

My future second ex-wife

Well, no shit.

WASHINGTON -- A Senate report says U.S. officials should have recognized that an Army major was a "ticking time bomb" before he went on a shooting spree that killed 13 people at a Texas military base in 2009.

The report is sharply critical of the FBI, saying that top leaders must exercise more control over local field offices who failed to recognize warning signs that suggested the shooter was a threat.
The report concluded that both the Defense Department and the FBI had sufficient information to detect that Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan had been radicalized to violent Islamist extremism, but they failed to understand and act on it. And it said the FBI must learn to better use its intelligence analysts, who might have been able to better connect the dots.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/02/03/senate-report-pentagon-fbi-failed-protect-troops-ft-hood/?test=latestnews

Hint, hint......

I once had a sign on my door that said the exact same thing and for some reason everybody thought it was funny......

A cake for every occasion

Not sure I'd be celebrating a gutshot deer......

Head of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

She's still a babe though.

One of my very favorite shirts

This is the front of one of my all-time favorite shirts - Stevie Foodstamps sent it to me and with his gift, I was rewarded for all the time I spent posting shit on this blog for your entertainment.
I just wish it was warmer than 65 degrees here in the daytime so I can wear it outside and show it off.......

How cool is this?