Saturday, June 02, 2012

Fuck Obama shirts and stickers

My Fuck Obama Tshirt featured in a post earlier today seems to be in high demand for some reason. You can order your very own HERE.
For future reference, the link can be found in my Conservative Gear column on my sidebar. I have done business with all of the links there and find their service and quality exceptional.

Mad Mike for World Dictator

I'm voting for Mad Mike for World Dictator this year. Check out his site and you'll support him too. His Platform rocks.
Mad Mike in 2012

Thanks to Skidmark for the link.

Joe G's pocket rocket

Joe sent this in the other day but I'm way behind on my emails.
Smith & Wesson model 37 in 38 Special.

Nice little wheelgun, my summertime sidearm is a Charter Arms Off Duty in 38 Special, bought it almost 30 years ago and still carry it.

We've got a woman in Office now, don't we?

“As long as we stay engaged, and we keep empowering women, I have no doubt we will see a woman in the Oval Office very soon,” Michelle Obama told backers in a campaign video designed to respond to questions posed on Twitter.

Fun and games

I had some shopping to do today so I headed out while it was still cool to get it done and over with, but it looks like everybody else had the same idea. Fucking Walmart was packed, man.
Let me tell you what, if you want some cheap Saturday entertainment, go to the Walmart wearing a Fuck Obama T-shirt.
Man, here I am walking through the Walmart, armed with only my little pocket pistol, a half empty can of Copenhagen and 2 or 3 knives wearing this:

The fucking hatred was brutal. Here I am surrounded by all these disillusioned democrats, illegals and tweekers not to mention a disproportionate number of negroes, and every one of them was hostile. I mean, I couldn't really tell from the comments due to them either being spoken in mexican, ebonics or spat through toothless gums, but the looks on their faces said it all.
I made a half dozen trips around the store and the only thing I went for was an air mattress.

But they're cops! LEOs don't break the law!

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — When police responded to a report of shots fired near San Francisco in February 2011, they wound up in a standoff with 29-year-old Joseph Camilleri and his girlfriend. The two were barricaded inside a home with as many as 20 guns, including 12 illegal assault weapons and thousands of rounds of ammunition.
On Friday, federal and state prosecutors alleged that two of the machine-pistol type weapons were sold to Camilleri by a Sacramento County sheriff's deputy abusing an exemption in state law that lets peace officers buy weapons that are illegal for civilians to own.
They charged Ryan McGowan, 31, and fellow deputy Thomas Lu, 42, with violating federal law by acting as straw buyers to purchase the restricted handguns, which they then sold to unqualified buyers through a licensed dealer who also faces federal charges.
More about this HERE

Friday, June 01, 2012


Yup, I'll make a good looking corpse

If the feds shoot me in the body and spare my rugged good looks, that is.

Greg The Whiney Li'l Bitch was clowning at work today and had me pose as a corpse.
Sure, why not.

The Joker

Just for Irish

All right, everybody knows about the Coolest SOB in the conservative whatever over at BCConservative. I got a hot tip to today that Irish is getting nasty about it, even went so far as to post a Hitler parody video.
That fucking thing is so funny that I'm going to post the link HERE so y'all go see for yourself. Not only does me posting it show that I'm a gracious motherfucker but also a cocky SOB as well as cool.
Damn, don't you wish you lived close so you could hang out with me and be cool too?

For that fresh ocean scent

Sure, I'll take a toke.


Thursday, May 31, 2012

Fuck it. It runs like a raped ape.

Yeah, I got nothin' here.

Comment of the Day. Again.

Once again I am catching shit from my Big Bad Wolf post found HERE and once again it's an anonymous comment. No surprise there.  An 11 year old girl (everybody calls me CC) has more balls than he does.
Fucking PETAphiles need to get a life.

Anonymous said... 

Nice disclosure. Maybe if you were not an offensive piece of shit people wouldn't leave nasty comments. And you wouldn't say things like that unless you wanted to get a reaction out of people. The only reason I'm writing you is because I was looking for wolf reference on google and came across your blog. Your rash and insignificant. If your going to say fuck Obama give a reason why to say fuck Obama. At least back up your bullshit out calls. And take down those shitty pictures because its cruel and unjust. Don't compare killing a wolf to abortion either they don't relate to each other. If you want them to relate to each other then string up a baby just like the wolf and then see the reaction. It would be wrong. Life is life whether it is a wolves or a baby. Enjoy your pathetic little life and living with close mindedness.

wirecutter said... 

You read my disclosure yet you still left a shitty comment as Anonymous. You're a fucking keyboard coward.

I don't give a flying fuck what you think about me so quit wasting your breath.

It's too bad your mother was a conservative, otherwise you'd just be another rotting fetus in the trash and the world would be a better place.
- Kenny Lane
Ceres, CA

Gotta be California (again)

Stop the riot. I gotta piss.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Wednesday Babe

So I'm running a little late. Look at them titties and tell me you don't have forgiveness in your heart.

No surprise here

Serpent-handling pastor profiled earlier in Washington Post dies from rattlesnake bite

By Julia Duin, Published: May 29

Mack Wolford, a flamboyant Pentecostal pastor from West Virginia whose serpent-handling talents were profiled last November in The Washington Post Magazine , hoped the outdoor service he had planned for Sunday at an isolated state park would be a “homecoming like the old days,” full of folks speaking in tongues, handling snakes and having a “great time.” But it was not the sort of homecoming he foresaw.

Instead, Wolford, who turned 44 the previous day, was bitten by a rattlesnake he owned for years. He died late Sunday.

Mark Randall “Mack” Wolford was known all over Appalachia as a daring man of conviction. He believed that the Bible mandates that Christians handle serpents to test their faith in God — and that, if they are bitten, they trust in God alone to heal them.

He and other adherents cited Mark 16:17-18 as the reason for their practice: “And these signs will follow those who believe: in My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues; they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will recover.”

The son of a serpent handler who himself died in 1983 after being bitten, Wolford was trying to keep the practice alive, both in West Virginia, where it is legal, and in neighboring states where it is not. He was the kind of man reporters love: articulate, friendly and appreciative of media attention. Many serpent-handling Pentecostals retreat from journalists, but Wolford didn’t. He’d take them on snake-hunting expeditions.

Guitarist Doc Watson dead at 89

You could hear the mountains of North Carolina in Doc Watson's music. The rush of a mountain stream, the steady creak of a mule in leather harness plowing rows in topsoil and the echoes of ancient sounds made by a vanishing people were an intrinsic part of the folk musician's powerful, homespun sound.
It took Watson decades to make a name for himself outside the world of Deep Gap, N.C. Once he did, he ignited the imaginations of countless guitar players who learned the possibilities of the instrument from the humble picker who never quite went out of style. From the folk revival of the 1960s to the Americana movement of the 21st century, Watson remained a constant source of inspiration and a treasured touchstone before his death Tuesday at age 89.

1970s grafitti

Loves his grandma, doesn't he?

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Comment of the Day

Concerning the post (2nd one down after this) about the Poles being pissed, Anon had this to say:

Anonymous said...
Well that`s embarrassing , now even the pollocks know how stupid that cocksucker is.
May 29, 2012 8:43 PM


Fucking hilarious, Anon. Thanks.

Fuck. You. Bob.

WASHINGTON - Police drones flying over Virginia would be "great" and "the right thing to do" for the same reasons they are so effective in a battlefield environment, the state's chief executive said Tuesday.
Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell, a retired U.S. Army lieutenant colonel, says he is open to any technology that makes law enforcement more productive. The use of drones, which was recently endorsed by the police chiefs of Fairfax County and D.C., would make better use of valuable police resources.
Increased safety and reduced manpower are among the reasons the U.S. military and intelligence community use drones on the battlefield, which is why it should be considered in Virginia, he says.
"It's great," he said while speaking on WTOP's "Ask the Governor" program. "If you're keeping police officers safe, making it more productive and saving's absolutely the right thing to do."
MORE of this bullshit here


Yeah, as long as the police are safe we can just fuck over the People's Right to Privacy, right Bob?

Now he's pissed off the Poles

The Poles are pissed because Obama referred to the Nazi death camps as Polish death camps. They've got every right to be pissed - hundreds of thousands of Poles died in those camps.

Lesson learned?

Yeah, so I'm cruising down the freeway this morning right about coyote dawn on my way to work and I see this motherfucker on the other side of the freeway waving his arms, obviously trying to signal traffic. When I get up opposite him I can see he's dropped a ladder off his truck and it's laying lengthwise across the #1 (fast) lane.
Traffic ain't that heavy on that side, maybe a car every hundred yards, but every fucking one of them hit that ladder. Every one. I can almost understand the first car hitting it as he's texting and driving, but by the time I got out of range there were 9-10 cars pulled over, brake lights and emergency blinkers everywhere and motherfuckers were still piling in to it. You'd have figured that somebody would figure out that something was going on that might warrant their attention. Now it was light enough that I could see across the median so I know that silver ladder could be seen in the road and there was enough distance between cars that it could be avoided no matter how much it was flying around.
Kalifornia can pass laws against driving and texting but all the tickets in the world won't teach a lesson like that just did.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Damn, I love Milfy Mondays!

I'll just let the government support me the rest of my life

- Jimbo

I think Puppy wanted out

From Joe G, a picture of what 60 pounds of pissed off dog can do:

CharlieGodammit and Maggie

Here's a few pictures of CGD and Maggie, my in-laws' Boston Terrier - her coming up and waking him to play and the end result.

 Do you fucking mind?

I'm not really in the mood for this shit but..... 

 Don't bite my goddamned feet

Keep it up, Bitch..... 

Uh-huh. I fucking told you, didn't I?

Yes, he eventually spit her with the promise of some cheese but it was close there for a minute.
Not really, she plays with her so fucking gently it's funny. He'll kill a coyote with one snap of those jaws but loves other domesticated dogs and especially kids.

Can you he'p a brotha out?

I went to check the poll a little earlier to see how badly I'm kicking Irish's ass but I keep getting redirected to another page.
Can somebody else get me the score?


From one of my daily reads:

Our freedom, so coveted by true patriots, comes at a price far greater than most of us realize. When we think of freedom, most often we think of the noble men who fought and died to free us from the tyranny of King George, or of the brave souls who risked life and limb to liberate the world twice, in one century, from evil men who fancied themselves demigods. But, how often do we consider the true author of freedom?
Go HERE to Paratus Familia to read the rest of this excellent piece and make her one of your daily stops too.

Tell me it ain't so, Irish......

Hey Wire, Irish is trying to rally his ppl, even pleading for Obama voters......... Watch your back.........
By angrymike on Fuck that Irish guy at 12:30 PM

For the Fallen

Thank you, one and all, for the Freedom that you've given me.

It's what you've all been waiting for - Milfy Monday!!!

Sunday, May 27, 2012

The in-laws and old memories

Lisa folks came out earlier this month for their yearly trip back to Kalifornia to visit with old friends and family and we've had the pleasure of hosting them for 2 out of the 3 weeks they've been here.
This was the first time I'd met them but I was sure we'd get along fine because of the skype and telephone conversations we've had. And we get along famously even though they're democrats - we both just skirt the subject of politics and talk about all the other guy shit except sex on account of me being married to his daughter and all.

Anyways, when they came out Al brought his old reel to reel and a fucking box full of his tapes for Lisa. All this stuff had been recorded back in the early 70s so for the past month I've been assaulted almost continuously with do-wop, jazz, and especially some seriously fucking classic country. I'm talking Loretta Lynn, George Jones, Jim Reeves, Tammy Wynette, Johnny Horton, Miss Patsy, Hank Williams, ol' Merle and of course Miss Kitty Wells. At the present moment I'm about yodeled out listening to Slim Whitman.
It's been absolutely wonderful.
I was in my Camouflaged Bass Pro Easy Chair earlier when Miss Kitty came on and instantly took me back 45 years to when I was just a little fucker over at my Gramp's house and he was showing me his guns from his lawman days in turn of the century Arizona. I swear I could smell the mustiness of the "guest" bedroom which was where he dried the peanuts from his garden and stored his treasure chest.
 It was always a special time when Gramps would open up his chest and show us all the cool shit he had, like his guns and badge, dog collars from dogs that had been dead for over 50 years, his spurs, a whole jar full of rattlesnake rattles, a real Comanche scalp and human fingerbone Indian necklace that his daddy passed over to him and all of his old pictures and the stories that went along with them. We'd spend hours around that chest and the old man would become young again and the child became a man, fighting Indians and killing outlaws and shit alongside his hero.
I hadn't thought about those times in years, but today those songs took me back to some special memories.

Back to the music: I could do without some of the mellow shit like Neil Diamond and Englebert Humperdink and especially Bobby Goldsboro though. Fuck watching Scotty grow, I hope the little bastard would run out in front of a car. Fucking shit drives me crazy.....


Well, the link for the post below appears to be down, at least for now. Keep trying if you would.
Fuck, I'm never gonna be one of the cool guys.....

Fuck that Irish guy

All right motherfuckers, the contest is on to see who the Coolest SOB in the Conservative Blogosphere is. The competition is stiff with Irish in there, but we'll see how I do. I've got a shitload of Indian in me so if he wins I can always trump him with the race card.

Oh yeah, do I need to mention that Milfy Mondays and Camel Toes ride on this?

That's what ropes are for, Stud.

On a Sunday, no less.

Motherfucking fed that checked me out is probably pissed off as hell that he/she's having to work Memorial Day weekend, and thinking that it's bullshit, what happened to that cushy government job that allows me to walk all over anybody I want to?

Man arrested for allegedly pointing laser

-- A man has been arrested for allegedly pointing a laser at a Pasadena police helicopter, injuring an officer on board.
A Pasadena police statement says 23-year-old Rafael Juarez of San Gabriel was taken into custody Thursday and booked on suspicion of discharging a laser at an aircraft and possession of a controlled substance.
Police say the incident occurred about 9:30 a.m. Thursday as the helicopter flew over the city of San Gabriel. The helicopter crew was not wearing their protective eyewear at the time, but identified the suspect's location. With the help of San Gabriel police ground units, Juarez was arrested without incident.
The flight crew landed safely at the Pasadena Heliport and the injured officer was taken to a hospital for evaluation. His condition is not known.


Maybe they should evaluate the officer's mental state. If it hurts your eyes, then look away, dumbass.
Stupid motherfucker probably stares at the sun too until somebody stops him.....

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Sunday Hotties

My Little Pony

- Russ

Florida? Not California? Really?

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.
The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend.


Damn, that's some serious sadism going on there - eating the face off your partner, in public while naked.

80 short years ago

This is what a lot of our grandparents went through, trying to escape the Dust Bowl, the bank takeover of their lands and a future of poverty.
Thanks to my Aunt Polly, who's parents made the trip from Oklahoma in '34, just a couple years before she was born in a labor camp here in the Promised Land.
There was no credit to the photographer in the email but judging by the subject matter and style, I'm going to say that it's almost certainly Dorthea Lange.