Saturday, January 22, 2011

So long, Keith.

Coyote Hunting 101

Today I want to discuss shotguns and coyote hunting.

Before I even get started I’m gonna confess that I while I have hunted with them, I have never killed a coyote with a shotgun. The country I hunt for the most part is wide open and I can get a shot long before the coyote gets in shotgun range. But I do understand where they have their place and because of that I have done some research that I’ll pass onto you.
Myself, I would think that the ideal shotgun would be an 12 gauge automatic, 26-28 inch barrel with a full choke. Your basic turkey gun, you know? So I started researching it to find out if I had a grip on it or not and it turns out I was partly right for a change.
According to Mike Schoby in his “The Complete Predator Hunter” what you want is a 10 or 12 gauge with a short barrel (20-24 inch) and a full or specialty choke and a decent set of sights, shooting BB shot or larger. The action seems to be a choice thing. One gun that he recommends is Mossberg 500 Turkey. It comes with everything mentioned and is camouflaged from the factory.
I mentioned a specialty choke. One that Schoby thinks highly of is the Carlson Dead Coyote choke. Never having seen it I can’t vouch for it but I’m thinking that if it was designed specifically for coyote hunting…..
As far as ammo goes, nothing smaller than BB shot and even then you want that copper plated. When I take a shotgun with me I take my beat-up old 870 Wingmaster that I’ve had for 35 years loaded with either 4 buck or 00 buckshot.
And again, there is a specialty load on the market that I haven’t tried yet. It’s called Dead Coyote Hevi-T shot.
Okay, the only thing left about shotguns is that they are not a point and shoot and watch the coyote fall over dead proposition. Take your gun out with several types of ammo and pattern it at different ranges for each brand of ammo. Find out which works best, find out how much they expand and how many flyers you have. Find out what the effective range is by how wide your pattern is. If you’re shooting buckshot with 12 pellets in the shell and half or more of your pellets are outside the kill zone (about 6 inches on a coyote) then you need to adjust your effective range accordingly. I’m thinking maybe 40 yards is the top end. If they’re hanging up beyond that range, leave your shotgun in your lap and use your rifle.

Knuckledraggin - Home of muslim porn

You thought I was kidding about muslim goatfuckers using my site to get their jollies, huh?
After I posted that a couple of days I got a couple of emails from folks not believing me.
Well, here it is. This is fucking typical, but I get shit like this from every muslim babyraping nation except Iran and that's only because their regime controls them and their internet access.
Click the picture to enlarge it - you'll see they hit the camel toe category.

Soviets vs Somali pirates

The Soviets do not fuck around. Watch what they do to this mothership.
I like the way everybody from ships' weapons to RPGs to AKs gets into the act.

The new and improved FDA

Stolen from Sick of the Status Quo

EU Naval Force says raids endanger hostages

NAIROBI, Kenya -- Despite successful raids by Malaysian and South Korean navies that rescued two ships and their crew members from Somali pirates, the European Union Naval Force said it would not follow suit because such raids could further endanger hostages.
Malaysia's navy was holding seven Somali pirates Saturday who were apprehended in the second dramatic commando raid within hours on ships seized near the African coast, authorities said.
The operations gave both Malaysia and South Korea dramatic successes in the battle against pirates who have long tormented shipping in the waters off the Horn of Africa.

The force now has four ships patrolling the pirate-infested waters of the Indian Ocean. The EU's force for Somalia, also called Operation Atalanta, escorts merchant vessels carrying humanitarian aid. The force said it also "protects vulnerable ships in the Gulf of Aden and Indian Ocean," in an effort to deter and disrupt piracy.
The EU naval force has also used a strategy of destroying pirates ships, which normally includes several skiffs and a mother vessel.
There are now 29 vessels and 703 hostages being held by pirates off the coast of Somalia. The country lies next to one of the world's most important shipping routes, which connects the Indian Ocean to the Suez Canal and the Mediterranean Sea beyond.

With 29 ships and 700 hostages pesently being held, I don't think your present strategies are working, guys.
Tell you what: Move aside and watch how the Big Boys handle our own problems.
I haven't heard of any ships flying US or Soviet flags being taken lately and I'm sure the South Korean and Malay flagged ships won't be fucked with from now on.
Personally I don't know why cargo ships aren't being fitted with some serious guns. If it's against some sort of international treaty, break the motherfucker to protect what's yours if nobody else won't get serious about it.

Union Job

"Bring Your Daughter To Work" day

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Damn, that's some serious pig right there.

Burn Baby, burn.

Maybe we should show our support by sending a lighter or book of matches.......

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia -- A Saudi man died after setting himself on fire in the southwestern town of Samta, local media said Saturday, in what could be the latest example of a rash of self-immolations sweeping the region following events in Tunisia.
It would be oil-rich Saudi Arabia's first such incident since an unemployed man set himself on fire in Tunisia last month protesting the economy and sparking riots which brought down the government.
Since that time there have been a wave of copycat immolations across the region, though with few fatalities.
Civil defense spokesman Capt. Yahia al-Qahtani said in a statement carried by Saudi newspapers that the man, in his sixties, set himself on fire Friday and died in the hospital.

Why, what kind of rabble-rouser would insult the president?

RAMALLAH, West Bank -- A Palestinian reporter tagged in a Facebook image that mocked the president says he's been accused of insulting a public figure.
Mamdouh Hamamreh of al-Quds TV said Saturday that his prosecutors have set his first court date for next month.
He was detained for a few weeks by security just hours after the image allegedly ridiculing President Mahmoud Abbas appeared on his Facebook page in September.
His TV station is sympathetic to the militant Islamic group Hamas, the chief rival to Abbas' Palestinian Authority.
The incident highlights how Abbas' forces are using social networks to crack down on dissent.
A Palestinian government spokesman maintains residents have "lots" of free speech.

Whoa! N-i-c-e ankles.........

We don't care about Chinas' economy, Hussein.

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama pitched freer trade as a prescription for U.S. job growth Saturday and said the nation must spare no effort to open markets abroad.

Hey, I got an idea, dumbass. How about we open up markets HERE?
HERE at home where companies and contractors will profit from building them, HERE where Americans will be employed at these new jobs, HERE where Americans can benefit from the goods and services, HERE where the companies will recieve our dollars and HERE WHERE OUR DOLLARS WILL STAY!!!!!!!

I swear, if that socialist sonofabitch spent half the time worrying about our economy and promoting OUR fucking jobs here than he does other countries, maybe we could begin to pull ourselves out of this fucking mess.

Coyote solutions?

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue.

What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again.
This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U.S. Forest Service. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally an old fellow in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said; "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here . . . these coyotes ain't screwin our sheep . . . they're eatin' 'em!"
The meeting never really got back to order . . .

- Dan O.

Friday, January 21, 2011

TSA sign language

So long, ya liberal bitch!

My money's on him having been fired because MSNBC realized he's a dumb fuck and was hugely responsible for their plummenting ratings.
But really, who gives a fuck why he's gone as long as he is.

NEW YORK – Keith Olbermann, MSNBC's most successful and controversial personality for his outspoken liberal prime-time program, gave an abrupt goodbye to viewers and said Friday was his last show.
It was not immediately known if he quit or was fired. Olbermann did not address the question, and MSNBC said only that they and Olbermann had ended their contract. He signed a four-year contract two years ago.
"MSNBC thanks Keith for his integral role in MSNBC's success and we wish him well in his future endeavors," the network said in a statement.

Talk about karma

Thanks for the laugh, Rod!

Folks, meet my ex.

She left this comment under one of my posts about Seeker Stinker and I thought it was to good to bury there.
She's a spitfire as you can tell.

"One more thing, motherfucker. Never ever discredit any Soldier, Sailor, Marine or Airman, especially if you've never served yourself during a conflict, police action or war. Or even a peacetime vet like myself. You do not have that fucking Right." (Wirecutter, 2011).
What Wirecutter said and "Don't ever discredit a Southern General, you sissy punk mother fucker." Seek your brain, it's up your ass.

Oh me oh my. Is that a koran in the toilet?

Too bad there isn't a turd on top of it.

I can imagine.......

Still thinking about a goodnight kiss, Stud?

Run kiddies!!!! The Catholics are coming!

Aaaaaugh!!!! You're scarin' me!

Please tell me that's not his given name......

Although he does look like a dick.....

Paybacks, Achmed.

An 18-year-old suicide bomber went bang and appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores?"
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here for them, not them for you. You're to service them and since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
Allah replied, "Who said they are women?"

It's Squirrel Appreciation Day!

I don't know, Yolo. If you say so.......
That's a pretty scrawny example of a squirrel though. It must be one of them ground squirrels we have out here in Kalifornia.
I do appreciate them big ol' Fox or Gray Squirrels, stewed with dumplins and some drop biscuits for dunking.
Now that's some good eating.

MLK links for those that wanted them

Hey, I got a couple of requests after my MLK post the other day and said I would post my references today. Hey, it was no easy task to find this shit, believe me.
Anonymous wanted to know where I got the information about him being a Viet Cong sympathizer and Jerry wanted to know where he could find where King compared US Forces in Viet Nam to Nazis.
Well, luckily for me both were in the same fucking speech so I didn't have to subject myself to too much of his bullshit.

The remarks were in his speech given on the 4th of April 1967 at the Riverside Church in New York City and the speech was titled "Beyond Viet Nam: A Time to Break the Silence".
You can read the entire speech at:

Jerry, find below the paragraphs that compare US Forces to the Nazis. I wouldn't make anybody read the bullshit speech for just this little bit, but if you want to do so to get the proper context, you'll find it about halfway down the page I gave the link for.
I've included the paragraphs before and after for you also.

They watch as we poison their water, as we kill a million acres of their crops. They must weep as the bulldozers roar through their areas preparing to destroy the precious trees. They wander into the hospitals, with at least twenty casualties from American firepower for one "Vietcong"-inflicted injury. So far we may have killed a million of them -- mostly children. They wander into the towns and see thousands of the children, homeless, without clothes, running in packs on the streets like animals. They see the children, degraded by our soldiers as they beg for food. They see the children selling their sisters to our soldiers, soliciting for their mothers.

What do the peasants think as we ally ourselves with the landlords and as we refuse to put any action into our many words concerning land reform? What do they think as we test our latest weapons on them, just as the Germans tested out new medicine and new tortures in the concentration camps of Europe? Where are the roots of the independent Vietnam we claim to be building? Is it among these voiceless ones?

We have destroyed their two most cherished institutions: the family and the village. We have destroyed their land and their crops. We have cooperated in the crushing of the nation's only non-Communist revolutionary political force -- the unified Buddhist church. We have supported the enemies of the peasants of Saigon. We have corrupted their women and children and killed their men. What liberators?

In this same speech, King also perpetuates the myth that black men were sent to Viet Nam in disproportionate numbers, something that has been disproven. You can find those facts, figures and actual numbers in the book "Dirty Little Secrets of the Viet Nam War". At least I think that's the name of the book - it's been quite a while since I read it.

And let me head this one off at the pass: I don't hate Dr. King for his brave and remarkable civil rights actions. The reason I dislike the motherfucker is (as this speech shows) because he's a traitorous piece of shit that planted discourse and doubt in the minds of soldiers both black and white when what they needed was his support.
I feel the same about King as I do Jane Fonda, Tom Hayden, Joan Baez, Cindy Sheehan, Barack Obama and every other piece of garbage that sympathizes with the enemy.

Y'all have a nice day........

Thursday, January 20, 2011

muslim perverts

Does anybody out there know how I can ban certain countries from reading specific categories? Seriously?
I post a lot of shit that I really want certain countries and regions to read - specifically the muslim goatfucking, Allah is Jesus' bitch, Mohammed is a baby raping child molesting goat fucking pervert and shit like that, stuff that  I want muslims, specifically jihad motherfuckers, to read. I ain't afraid of them motherfuckers.
The posts that I don't want the motherfuckers to read are anything that is semi-sexual.
I'm fucking serious. It seems like every fucking hit I get from the mid/near east is on my "Babes" or "Camel Toe" categories, and to be perfectly honest with you, I find it extremely offensive that these so-called "devout muslims" are using my blog as a jackoff site, especially as much as I hate their religion and culture.
No shit, I get at least 20 hits a day from that region and every one of the entry and exit pages concerns pussy.
If they're so serious about seeing a semi-nude female, why don't they tell their imams to go get fucked?
All this tells me is that muslims are a bunch of chickenshit motherfuckers that don't have the balls to stand up for their own human desires.
But please. Go to regular porn sites and leave my site the fuck alone. This was never intended or meant for you.
Fuck Mohammed. And Allah. And Obama.

Blame the Babe.....

Friday CAMEL TOE!!!!!

Damn, Tom......


The National budget

Due to budget shortfalls Congress has announced they intend to make it more difficult to claim:
 Unemployment Benefits, Welfare, Food stamps, and Free Medical Care.
Starting next Monday, the forms will be printed in English.


Seeker? Hello?

Hey fucker, I deleted your comments about the soldiers that bravely served their (southern) home states and I've got a few readers that are curious as to just what you said.
Any way you can re-send your bullshit so I can share it with them? Either comment again or send it to my email:  If you can't re-post you're original comments, do the best you can.
You don't even have to identify yourself since we already know you're a pussy.
By the way, stay the fuck away from the British Columbia. Bella's pissed......

A real Hero

One of my pet peeves is the casual and overuse of the word Hero. It seems like so many people are described as "heroes" (policeman and firemen especially) when in fact they are dong the jobs they chose and are getting paid to do.
I do not mean to detract from their dedication or their courage, please please PLEASE understand that, but they are or were doing the job they chose knowing the risks. And believe me when I say that I am grateful and thankful that we have men and women that take these risks everyday for people like me and you., folks they don't know.
But today, I read about a hero. A man that gave his life so that another may live.
Below is an excerpt from the article.

TUCSON, Ariz. -- Ron Barber can remember the small details of the Tucson rampage: The gunman, the crackle of gunfire, lying on the ground, wounded, and the weight of a body on him.
A week and a half later, Barber found out that it was his good friend John Roll.
Then he learned the federal judge may have helped save his life.
"I feel terrible of course, that he was there to help me and that got him shot, that he would have given his life for me," an emotional Barber told The Associated Press on Thursday.
"But I know John and I know him enough to know he's a very caring and compassionate person," he said.
Surveillance video taken at the supermarket where the Jan. 8 shooting occurred showed Roll pushing Barber to the ground, helping him crawl under a table and then lying on top of him, authorities said.
Roll then was shot in the back and lost his life in the process.
Authorities hailed Roll as a hero.
"Judge Roll is responsible for directing Mr. Barber out of the line of fire and helped save his life," Pima County sheriff's Chief Rick Kastigar said.
The FBI has the video and has declined to comment on its contents or what it shows.

Personally, without knowing the man, I have a feeling that His Honor wouldn't have cared if he was friends with the man he saved or not. He would've done the same no matter who it was.
So here we have a true Hero.

For Tattoo Jim

On Martin Luther King Day ask why we have a public holiday named after a Vietcong-supporting radical who— in a 1967 speech —compared U.S. forces in Vietnam to Nazis. (True, by the way.) That ought to pull your liberal friend up short. If he recovers his wits and says MLK was right about Vietnam, tell him to talk to some Boat People.
In the meantime, you’ll celebrate Lee-Jackson Day, because Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson were officers and gentlemen.
- #19 of 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy

Notice that I didn't post a motherfucking thing about MLK on Knuckledraggin'? But really, did you expect me to?

My "Seeker" post this morning......

Yesterday I came across a birthday greeting for General Bob E. Lee, one of the greatest tacticians and most beloved generals of all time, on another site. I thought it was a nice change for all the bullshit that is poured out this week for that fucking Viet Cong sympathizer (it's true, look it up) Martin Luther King so I also posted it on my blog, giving proper credit to the original poster.
So I get up this morning and before I head to work, I check my comments which I have to moderate because of little bitch-ass liberal internet trolls. And what do I see? A fucking HUGE comment from "The Seeker" trying to discredit General Lee, President Davis, and all of the soldiers and sailors that served their homeland. I mean, this comment would run 2 pages if it was in a .doc format.
Okay, two things: Number One and most importantly, do NOT piss me the fuck off before I have my morning coffee. And Number Two? Read the comment rules. I will post them here for ignorant fuckers that don't read them before attempting to dazzle me with their ignorance.

This blog is not a forum. I have my views and I ain't changing them.
Read that again. This blog is not a forum. I'm not interested in your fucking views and I damned sure ain't interested in your opinion. Post a comment that doesn't agree with mine and see how long it lasts.....
Any political statements that I make are going to be conservative.
If I pissed you off, sorry 'bout that. Take your shitty comments down the road.
If you leave an anonymous comment you better know that I ain't gonna cut you any slack.
At least have the decency to make up a name if you're too chickenshit to leave your own.
Fuck Obama.

There it is. Seriously, I cannot make it any clearer. But for some reason, motherfuckers think they can tell me that my thoughts and opinions are wrong. Maybe so, but there's a right way wrong way to do that.
Ernie, from Ernie's House of Whoop-Ass ( is a great example of how to do it the right way. Tell me I'm a fucking asshole, that I'm closed minded, and I'm an uneducated redneck. But you know what? Ernie has the fucking balls to print his name and website and he doesn't get personal about his comments. And you know what? Ernie's comments get published even though I thinks he's full of shit. Ernie is a stand-up guy. By the way, check Ernie's blog out. Good shit, even though he's an asshole. Tell him I said so, but smile when you do so. I got a feeling he's the same kinda guy I am......
The wrong way to do it? The way "The Seeker" and Mikey in the past (I suspect it's the same guy) did it. Full of insults, name calling and "facts" that he doesn't back up. In other words, pure bullshit.

Here's the deal, Seeker. You're a fucking keyboard coward. If you said the same shit to me face to face, I'd beat your fucking ass and you know it if you know anything at all about me which is why you hide behind an anonymous profile and a screen name. I don't take that kind of bullshit from nobody. My email address can be found by hitting the "contact" button on my profile. Anytime you're in California, email me and let me know where we can meet so you can tell me face to face the bullshit you laid on me this morning.

The one thing I find funny? The Seeker took some serious time to type out this HUGE comment only to find that it's had to meet my approval before it was published once he hit the submit button. I didn't even read all of it before I trashed it. Wasted time, wasted effort......

Seeker, if you want to take the easy way out, meet with me. If you want to do things the hard way, I'll sic Bella on your dumb ass. She's meaner and tougher than I am, partner. No shit.

One more thing, motherfucker. Never ever discredit any Soldier, Sailor, Marine or Airman, especially if you've never served yourself during a conflict, police action or war. Or even a peacetime vet like myself. You do not have that fucking Right.

Some good came from the Shooting of Gabby Gifford

What good could possibly come from something so horrible, you ask?
Well, for one thing it put to rest the argument of which is the better round, the 9mm or the 45 ACP.
Think about it for a minute. Fuckhead shot her at point blank range, in the forehead with a 9mm. Less than 2 weeks later, she's actually standing up.
If that had been a 45 ACP, they'd still be finding pieces of her brains in the begonias.

That being said, I do wish her and the others that survived a complete and full recovery.
For the survivors of those that died that terrible day, I extend my very deepest sympathies. I am truly at a loss for words because there is no way I can understand your grief.

For "Seeker"

Back up your bullshit opinions with verifiable facts, asshole. Maybe then I might consider publishing your comments.
Your dumbass fucking remarks are why I have comment moderation.
Kind of funny, but I wanted to send this message (and more) to you privately but you chose not to make your blogger profile public, probably becasue you're a fucking keyboard coward. You know, you like to hide behind an alias and a computer screen when you make your snide little remarks.
-Kenny Lane
Modesto, CA.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Happy Birthday, Robert E. Lee

Today we take a moment to remember the birth anniversary of Robert E. Lee (1807-1870), one of the greatest military commanders in American history. He was also a great man of faith who gave his all for the cause of liberty and states' rights, which we at The Patriot Post hold so dear.

There were many honorable men of the Confederate States of America, whose objective was, first and foremost, the protection of states rights, and decidedly not the continuation of abhorrent institution of slavery. For a better understanding on the issues of the day, read this perspective on Abraham Lincoln, which was not included in your grade-school civics class. The honor we give these men has its roots in the founding of this great nation.

Mark Alexander notes in his essay, "Lincoln's Legacy at 200," that "the causal case for states' rights is most aptly demonstrated by the words and actions of Gen. Lee, who detested slavery and opposed secession. In 1860, however, Gen. Lee declined President Abraham Lincoln's request that he take command of the Army of the Potomac, saying that his first allegiance was to his home state of Virginia: 'I have, therefore, resigned my commission in the army, and save in defense of my native state... I hope I may never be called on to draw my sword.' He would, soon thereafter, take command of the Army of Northern Virginia, rallying his officers with these words: 'Let each man resolve to be victorious, and that the right of self-government, liberty, and peace shall find him a defender."

I had several Great Great Uncles and my Paternal Great Great Grandfather that fought for the Confederacy. Four of my six uncles were lost. Grandpa Stone returned home alive, but crippled for life.
I am unapologetic for my ancestors' loyalty to their homeland and will always honor those Patriots that served on both sides of the War.
God Bless General Lee and President Jeff Davis. Rest in Peace, Gentlemen.

God Bless Oklahoma

Thanks Rick, for thinking of me and this video of Guns and a fine babe.


Fuck. Woody's boys are in town.

I'll take a Bucket O' Baby to go, please.

I got nothing on this guy

A homemade bacon air freshener.
I never thought of using raw bacon. I always fried mine first, then wondered how come it never made it 2 blocks.

Thanks, Yolo.

Meanwhile, outside Wirecutters' house.....

A communist, a socialist, and a bitch in the same photo

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

A dogs' devotion

“Leao,” sitting patiently for the second consecutive day next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who was killed in the recent landslides in Brazil.
Leao’s faithfulness is a poignant reminder of the bonds that are formed between pets and their owners, and it’s a reminder of how devastating death can be for everyone involved.
Thanks, Yolo. Very touching.
Now if that was CharlieGodammit, all you'd see was asshole and flying dirt, trying to dig me up so I could feed him.


This is a little too weird even for me.

Bow your heads for John Moses Browning!

- Thanks, Phil. Somebody actually understands me...... sniff, sniff.

For Morb

Morb dropped a comment in my bacon post and I just wanted to make sure he got my message. Bella too.....

Hey, Morb! Glad you decided to stop in and say howdy. Feel free to fire some of your points at me. My email is if you want to do it that way. Put knuckledraggin in the subject line so I won't accidentally shitcan it.
Feel free to comment anytime, I think Bella's getting tired of being our token Canadian.....

Ammo Bill (AB 962) in California unconstitutional

From The NRA/ILA

California Court Strikes Down Ammunition Law!

In an important victory for California gun owners, the Fresno Superior Court ruled today that California's new ammunition regulation law is unconstitutional, and blocked further enforcement.

The law, passed last year as AB 962, would have banned mail order ammunition sales and required all purchases of so called "handgun ammunition" to be registered. In an unwritten ruling from the bench, Judge Jeffrey Hamilton found the law unconstitutionally vague on its face and issued an injunction against its enforcement. For now, at least, mail order ammunition sales to California residents can continue, and ammunition sales need not be registered under the law.

The lawsuit-funded by the National Rifle Association and the California Rifle and Pistol (CRPA) Foundation as part of a joint Legal Action Project-was prompted in part by the many objections and questions raised by confused police, ammunition purchasers, and sellers about what ammunition is covered by the new law. Plaintiffs in the case include Tehama County Sheriff Clay Parker, the CRPA Foundation, Herb Bauer Sporting Goods, ammunition shipper Able's Ammo, collectible ammunition shipper RTG Sporting Collectibles, and individual Steven Stonecipher. Mendocino Sheriff Tom Allman also supported the lawsuit.

The ruling comes just days before the ban on mail order sales of so called "handgun ammunition" was set to take effect. Many of the nation's largest mail-order and online ammunition retailers had already announced that they would soon end sales to California residents. If the law had gone into effect, it would have required that "handgun ammunition" be stored out of the reach of customers, that ammunition vendors collect ammunition sales registration information and thumbprints from purchasers, and that vendors conduct transactions face to face for all deliveries and transfers of "handgun ammunition."

Fortunately, the court agreed that AB 962 is unconstitutionally vague on its face because it fails to provide sufficient legal notice of what ammunition cartridges are "principally for use in a handgun," and therefore regulated as "handgun ammunition" under AB 962. The law gives no explanation of how to determine what cartridges are "principally for use in" handguns.

The state is likely to appeal this important victory, and anti-gun lawmakers in Sacramento will undoubtedly try again to destroy lawful ammunition sales in California. Only the ongoing support and activism of California gun owners can block those efforts, so please watch your e-mail alerts and visit for updates on this critically important issue.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Go on. Give her a push. Nobody's watching. Really.

We all appreciate a good bowel movement, hon.

I do, anyways

Titties. Mmmmm, Titties.....

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....



Y'all can thank Claymore for this one, guys!

For Woody

The entitlement attitude that's taken over our country is one of Woodys' favorite things to get pissed about. I thought of him as soon as I saw this.


Yeah, I know. I'm a racist.

Saw this video on a Chinese military shovel at Sipsey Street Irregulars (sidebar) and wasn't too impressed. My first thought was about the Chinamen that were demonstrating it - "Industrious li'l fuckers, ain't they?" and my second thought was "Give it a year and Wal-Mart will be selling them." Of course they'll probably be tainted with lead......

The moral of the story

Before sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The moral of the story? As in life, no one helps you once you're fucked.



WATERVILLE, Maine – Gov. Paul LePage changed his Martin Luther King Jr. holiday weekend plans and showed up at a breakfast honoring the slain civil rights leader Monday, days after he said critics of his decision to skip other events could "kiss my butt." He even joined some of the participants in an African dance.
The Republican governor's appearance was organized in the days after he made the remark Friday, responding to a reporter's question about criticism he had received over his decision not to attend the state NAACP's annual King Day celebrations. He said at the time that he didn't attend events for special interests, and his spokesman cited scheduling conflicts.
"Tell them to kiss my butt," LePage said.

The comment drew harsh criticism from state and national leaders of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Maine NAACP Director Rachel Talbot Ross said her organization is no special interest, and the group's national president and CEO Benjamin Todd Jealous said LePage's comments "inflame racial tension."

Actually Ma'am, the NAACP is in fact a special interest group. I'm not saying it's a bad or evil one, but yes, it is a special interest group. It represents black folks, not asians, not whites, not hispanics. Black folks. And to be honest, with todays' laws and past court decisions, I'm not really sure it's a necessary special interest group.
And as far as the Governor backpedaling....... he is a politician.
Sorry, Deb.

Gotta be California (again)

Thanks, Steve. I think. Oh hell, never mind.......

Caption, please?

Seriously, I got nothin' here.......

From the Glenn Beck Show

Remember last week when all the media figures were pointing out violent rhetoric and hate speech from the right and the Tea Party? Trying to point it out, at least. But what happens when someone from the left threatens members of the Tea Party? The media ignores the story, of course!

At the end Christiane Amanpour’s show covering an event in Tuscon, Eric Fuller, who was shot twice by Jared Lee Loughner, threatened Arizona Tea Party spokesperson Trent Humphries. According to news reports, Fuller took a picture of Humphries and yelled out “You’re dead!”

Pat played the audio where Christiane Amanpour said, “As our town hall concluded, one of the victims of the shooting in our audience became agitated and was detained by security. James Eric Fuller, who was shot twice last Saturday, appeared to direct a threat towards a member of the Tea Party in our audience when he spoke. Fuller was charged with a misdemeanor and involuntarily committed. According to the Pima County sheriff’s office.”

Glenn was a little offended by the phrase “appeared to threaten”, when it was pretty obvious he did threaten it. “It was all on videotape. He appeared to threaten. He looked at the Tea Party members and the head of the Tea Party in Arizona who has already been warned do not show your face in public spaces now because you’re under threat. He appeared to make a threat. No, he took a picture of the Tea Party member and then pointed to them and said, ‘You’re dead. You’re dead’,” Glenn said.

How to drive a liberal crazy

From the book "365 Ways To Drive a Liberal Crazy"
#17 of 365:

Quote with appropriate reverence and non-judgmental, multicultural appreciation the great Iranian religious leader Ayatollah Khomeini:
"To marry a girl before she begins menstruating is a divine blessing."

If your liberal friend starts sputtering, cheerfully inquire, "Who are you to judge another culture—you're not Islamophobic, are you?"

Mom would be so proud!!!

It seems like me expressing my point of view just keeps getting me into more and more hot water.......
Posted on our local papers' comments  in the Letters to the Editor section concerning a letter that compares the ACLU to the Communist Party:

Patterson7 wrote, in response to KennyLane:
Careful my right wing nut friend. The lib whiners who would protect speech only that agrees with their demented POV are out in full force. Keep making sense in here and you'll be receiving a nasty little email from the forum police threatening to ban you too.

My reply was "I can add that to my proud list of accomplishments!"

Damn, it seems like I keep making "The List" without even trying. I know, it's a special talent I have.....

Sunday, January 16, 2011

And Obamacare hasn't even kicked in yet.....

REDDING, Calif. -- A Northern California man is facing charges after police say he brought a gun into a hospital emergency room and threatened to start shooting if he didn't get faster attention for treatment he was seeking.

CharlieGodammits' day

Me and CharlieGodammit went to the dog park today so he could burn off a little energy. I could tell he needed it when I came home from shopping to a crater in my backyard and 3 garden hoses instead of the one I had when I left.
Anyways, when we get there Chrissie is there with her baby boy Brody. CGD and Brody are buddies and they haven't seen each other in quite a while so they get to romping around. Did I mention that Brody is the biggest fucking Doberman I have ever seen? And seriously, he's a big baby. It's funnier than shit to hear Chrissie telling him "I know you were raised by a woman, but you need to man up, motherfucker" whenever a big dog plays too rough with him and he comes running back to mama.
Anyways, him and Charlie play for an hour or so, then Chrissie and Brody take off. Shortly after that, a couple pull in with a little white Pomeranium, looking a little nervous with Charlie there, so I call him over while they come in. After they all calm down I turned Charlie loose and let him play with the Pom.
It was so fucking cool to watch Charlie who had just been rough-housing with a Dobie, out there playing real gentle with this furball that was 1/10th his size. I mean he was SO careful with this little dog it wasn't funny.
I seriously don't think I could've found a better dog if I had tried. He's got such a wonderful temperment around kids and other animals, but still protective over me and his home.
Matter of fact, he's over in the corner licking an Evil Cats' ass right now.
After I get him home, I headed to the store to get him some food. I had been feeding him 2 large cans of Alpo every day, one in the morning and one when I get home but that shit is starting to get a little expensive so I figured I'd try to get him to eat some dry dog food instead during the evening. Now last time I tried that shit he damned near starved himself, so I decided to trick him into it this time.
When I got home, I dumped some of the dry food in a bowl, then let him in. But instead of giving him a doggie treat, I gave him a couple chunks (not sure if it was kibbles or a bits) as a treat. He went for it, then noticed there was a whole bowl of the shit on the porch.
The only problem now is that instead of eating right there in the laundry room, the silly fucker will go to his dish, get one piece, bring it back to his rug, eat it, then get up and do it all over again, one piece at a time.
Hey, I said he had a great disposition, not that he was smart.
Now he's finished licking cat ass and wanting me to go to bed.

Comment moderation (again)

Sorry folks, I have another internet troll so I have to resort to moderation again. All comments will be reviewed and probably posted before I go to beddy-bye.

The dumb fucks just don't seem to understand that that I'm not running a forum here and I could care less what they think. And no, you're not changing my views on muslims, liberals, and other vermin.
This blog is for like minded individuals, not kool-aid drinking robots.

And now you know....

Saw this today at Kickin' And Screamin' and just had to re-post it here.
For the full post, please go to:

If any of you watched the Memorial Service Pep Rally on Wednesday in Tucson, I bet you, like me, were wondering about all the applause and cheering going on during Obama’s speech. Myself, I though it was very disgraceful to turn a memorial into a campaign rally. Even Robert Gibbs claimed he didn’t know why all the applause.
Well, it seems here’s the reason for all the applause and cheering. This is the jumbotron in use during the “service”.

Bad-ass toys

I'm not into RC planes (or other RC toys) at all but a jet powered RC plane?
My first thought was how much fun it would be to fuck with the Sheriffs' helicopter..... Can you imagine what would be going through their minds when this fucker rips past at 400 mph?

It's business as usual in DC, huh?

What I find disheartening is the fact that the politician associated with the fundraiser that was mentioned, Jeff Denham, is one of my elected officials.
It looks like Jeff wasn't listening to his largely conservative constituents after all and just rode the conservative wave to Washington.
Keep it up Jeff, and your ass is out of there........

For Heady Tea Party, Now The Hard Part Begins
By CHARLES BABINGTON - Associated Press

WASHINGTON -- Welcome to Washington, tea partiers.
Now that they're freshmen in a GOP-run House, the political movement's candidates are running smack into the traditions, partisan divisions and powerful competing interests that make it so hard to redirect the government.
Some tea party activists - part of a loose-knit, libertarian-tinged network advocating small government and less federal spending - already are dismayed to see their new lawmakers plunge into familiar patterns of raising political cash, hiring former lobbyists and stopping short of the often-heard vow to "change the way Washington works."
Others are more lenient and patient.
"There's a little bit of expectation that they can do more than they really can do," said Sal Russo, a California-based co-founder of the Tea Party Express. Democrats still control the Senate and White House, he noted in an interview from Wyoming, where he was visiting potential Senate candidates for 2012.
Russo said the recently enacted tax cut compromise reached with President Barack Obama was imperfect but "as good a deal as we're going to get." The tea party must expand its influence with each new election, he added.
Other activists, however, fear their newly elected lawmakers will fall too quickly into old Washington habits of turning to special interest groups and their lobbyists for information, advice and campaign money. Some winced at a Jan. 4 fundraiser at Washington's W Hotel, where ticket prices ranged from $2,500 for individuals to $50,000 for "donors." It was sponsored by a political committee founded by freshman Rep. Jeff Denham of California and other Republicans who won election with tea party support.
Denham defended the event, telling reporters his freshman class needs campaign money to stay self-reliant and win future elections.