Saturday, February 25, 2012

Poor Kyle

Drop your glove or something, kid.

Let's hope that dog don't die soon

Fucking with the neighborette's mind

Miss Lisa went out and finally (!!!) bought a fucking car today so she drove it off the lot to show off and I went on my merry way stopping by the gunshop, used bookstore, the Dollar store for a weeks supply of rawhide bones (14 of the motherfuckers) for CharlieGodammit, and the Army/Navy Surplus before making it back home but still beating Lisa, nodding to my neighbors that I still don't know that were standing outside smoking a cigarette or joint. They seem like nice kids.
Parking being very limited at our new place, I ran through the house, unlocked the back gate, dragged CharlieGodammit inside the house and pulled the Bronco into the backyard. After I locked the back gate, I strolled back through the house to go to my Ranger and unload it, and when I walked out into the front yard, I heard the neighborette say with an incredulous look "What the fuck....? Didn't he just come home in one truck and leave in the other?"
Neighbor was a little quicker than I was. "Yeah, that's his twin brother."
She probably still thinks there's two of me, God help the world.

ACORN's dream come true

Watch the video and then wonder why we don't need an ID to prove citizenship in order to vote.



Again, thanks to Murray for the link.

60 batteries for 6 bucks

Yup, it's true, all you preppers can now buy 60 AA or AAA Fuji batteries HERE for only 6 bucks.
Thanks to Murray for keeping his eyes open for us.

Whoa, this sounds familiar

US Official - Taliban didn't shoot down drone in Pakistan

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A U.S. official denied Taliban claims on Saturday that the militants shot down a U.S. drone in Pakistan but declined further comment.
Pakistani intelligence officials said a U.S. drone may have crashed in North Waziristan, not far from the Afghan border.

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Seems like I read something similar just a few months ago, just before that cocksucker Obama got his ass handed to him by the Iranians.
And as always, I have a solution: If you don't want your shit shot down (or up), don't fly over other peoples' property.
Simple as that.

Unarmed woman shot to death by cops for rolling up her window



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Of course the cop will be cleared because who's going to take the word of a scroungy citizen over a "hero" that selflessy puts his line on the line every day while patrolling the area around a Catholic school?
I wonder how the police department would react if citizens were to walk up to police cars and start shooting, saying "You took one of ours, now we're taking 10 of yours?"

The only pizza that cuts itself!

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......


ISLAMABAD (AP) -- With a police officer wounded and the presidential palace breached, the Pakistani capital has launched a fresh offensive against a uniquely feared enemy in the Muslim country - the city's ever expanding population of wild boar.
Each night, packs of the hairy beasts emerge from Islamabad's river beds, parks and scrubland to rifle through the overflowing rubbish bins of its mostly wealthy residents and growing number of restaurants.
MORE HERE

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I think it's fucking hilarious that a muslim country is having problems with pigs, shitting and pissing everywhere, defiling those that come in contact with them or their waste.
Probably going to have another riot soon, blaming the US and killing more Americans......

True Love

You tell 'em, Girl



-Lee

Time to cut the cake

Happy 85th Birthday to Ralph Stanley, one of the greatest Bluegrass artists that ever lived.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Keeping a close eye on Oscar and Meyer

CAMEL TOE!!!!!

And shown off rather well, I think.

Abdul takes his two favorite mistresses shopping

Whatever works

Concerning the most recent outrageous treatment of the koran

No, what needs to be done is for the United States, its leaders, its politicians, its military leaders, and the people of this great country to say to the damn Mooslims – Fuck off! We are not going to keep bowing down to your barbaric, inbred, perverted insanity. Why is one of our generals and now even the President of the greatest country in the world APOLOGIZING to these lunatics?
Read the rest here at Zion's Trumpet.

Or something like that

Oh yeah, she's hot.

IT'S FRIDAY NIGGAS!!!!!!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

If it's on vibrate, call and watch him grin

Love those glasses

I started to title this "Gotta be California (again)" but after checking this dude out, I realized that he could be from any state or town that has a trailer park or a river rat community.

Niggas be stylin' then

ARMED guards are protecting Whitney Houston’s grave from bling-hunting robbers.
Fears that ghouls will plunder her resting place were triggered after it was revealed she was buried wearing up to £300,000 of jewels and designer clothes.
The singer, who died a fortnight ago in her LA hotel room after a drugs and booze binge, lies in a gold-lined coffin worth tens of thousands of pounds.
She is draped in a purple gown and also wears a diamond brooch and earrings and a pair of glittering gold slippers.
More of this shit here

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I knew it had to be her jewelry they were after - nobody wanted that crack skank alive, much less dead.

Groan.....

I was down at the local mosque the other day going through a few magazines and having a good time.
Then my rifle jammed.....
- Swamprat

From the mouths of babes

Word of "Mouth" advertising?








































I wonder how fucked up she was when she came up with the brilliant idea for this tattoo?

MINE, DAMMIT!!!

Makes you wonder what sort of unmentionable things he has in mind for that mannequin, huh?

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Black Peoples Month?

"Hey Bubba, I bought me some bling today, see?" Miss Lisa said, holding out her arm and displaying a gaudy ring and matching bracelet.
"Mmmm, that's nice. Why'd you buy that?" I asked, looking up from The Drudge Report or Pravda or Daily Mail Online or whatever news I was reading.
"Because it's Black Peoples' Month, that's why. I'm supporting it by buying some of their shit, man."
Black History Month, Black Peoples Month, Tomato, Tomahto.

Powerful Republics

The Mayor of a major US City has an army at his disposal (his words), which includes the ability to bring down a suspect airliner (the words of his police chief).

This Mayor has fielded an Intelligence apparatus that probably rivals the capabilities of most nation-states.

This Mayor is hostile toward most of the ideals embodied in the DoI, Constitution and Bill of Rights. He gives them lip service, but his actions reveal the Tyrant.

Very little was made of recent reports about this Mayor using the intelligence capability of his army beyond the borders of his city, indeed, beyond his State. MSM made little of it. The Right made even less of it. And our own community didn't choose to address it much.

Of course I am talking about Mayor Bloomberg of New York City.

Do you think, for a moment, that his Intel gathering is limited to Muslims? Do you think the point-man for MAIG probably has already GPS'd the homes of every gun owner, Republican and Patriot in the same region?
Read the rest of this article by Kerodin here at III Percent Patriots

I wonder what they shoved up his ass?

Afghan demonstrators parade an effigy representing US President Barack Obama as they shout anti-US slogans during a protest against Koran desecration in Jalalabad on Wednesday. At least five Afghans were shot dead and dozens wounded in clashes between police and protesters, officials said, after reports that the Koran was burned at a US-run military base. (AFP Photo/Noorullah Shirzada)

Locking down and locking in

A new and sweeping security project to lock down gateways to the U.S. Capitol is being planned, aimed at targeting gang assaults and lone wolf attackers like the alleged al Qaeda suicide bomber FBI agents seized earlier this month.
Architect of the Capitol Stephen Ayers told Washington Secrets that the plan is to spend $7.8 million to secure House and Senate garages “very quickly” should an attacker try bust in. “It’s the ability to kind of secure our garages from entry in a very fast manner,” he said after briefly describing the funding request to a congressional committee.
Ayers said the targets are “car bombs or groups of people or whatever the threat may be.”

More HERE
Thanks to Mike for the link.


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Maybe if they ran the country the way it was supposed to be ran - Constitutionally - they wouldn't have to worry about going on lockdown like a bunch of schoolkids at an inner-city school.
Stupid motherfuckers. If they have to worry about shit like that, and if that many groups of people were that pissed at them for whatever reason, you'd think they might just figure out that they're doing something wrong.

Welcome home, Guy-that-feeds-me.

Motherfucker is seriously into his lovin' ain't he? He was real affectionate tonight when I came in from a long hard day's work.
Maybe I should ear-bite him more often.

Let her fatten up a little first, kid.

I TOLD YOU I WANTED OUT!!!!!

Okies, I swear.....

Good morning!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

God Bless Jeff Davis

Obama punked again

The Sheriff Has More Power In His County Than The President Of The United States: U.S. Constitution U.S. Supreme Court ~ Quashes Obama’s Claim To “Supremacy Clause”

The “supremacy clause” is dealt with in Mack/Printz, in which the U.S. Supreme Court stated once and for all, that the only thing “supreme” is the Constitution itself. Where by the powers, the Sheriff reigns supreme above the president.
Read the rest HERE

Thanks to Bill for passing along the link

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Of course it all depends if you've got a decent sheriff like Bill does, or a fucking politician like mine.

I still ain't in the mood to be fucked with.

When I came in tonight CharlieGodammit was feeling pretty rambunctious and started playing real rough, too rough, pulling at my fingers and twisting them, grabbing at my beard and finally that motherfucker up and nipped my ear.
Judging by the look on both their faces and the yelp from CGD, I don't think either him or Miss Lisa expected it when I bit him back.
Fucking asshole dog. That shit hurt.

Posin' pretty.....


.....On the bathroom floor


I am not in the mood to be fucked with this morning

Monday, February 20, 2012

Nikon's new SmartCam

No address on the door. Don't need one.

- John

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I've always maintained that if I was going to have a syndrome, Tourette's would be the one for me.

Big Brown ain't sneaking up on me

Sitting here this fine evening, I hear Charlie go fucking apeshit out in the backyard where he'd been quietly sunning himself all day. He's in the back but he's raising hell at something out front. When I looked out the window, the UPS truck came idling by, stopping about 3 houses down.
"Calm down, motherfucker. He ain't coming here."
Hey, as long as the feds show up in UPS vans, I'll have plenty of warning.

But that might show how much shit I buy online. He knows the UPS truck by sound, a half block away.

Want to kick that fast food habit?




























The Feral Irishman

Her Daddy should be so proud!

Monitoring America

Oh, you have got to read this shit.....

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Nine years after the terrorist attacks of 2001, the United States is assembling a vast domestic intelligence apparatus to collect information about Americans, using the FBI, local police, state homeland security offices and military criminal investigators.

The system, by far the largest and most technologically sophisticated in the nation's history, collects, stores and analyzes information about thousands of U.S. citizens and residents, many of whom have not been accused of any wrongdoing.

The government's goal is to have every state and local law enforcement agency in the country feed information to Washington to buttress the work of the FBI, which is in charge of terrorism investigations in the United States.

Read the rest of this article HERE
Read the entire series on Top Secret America here at Battlefield USA

A back-pattin' from the e-mails

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH AS YOU SEE IT... SO BE IT... DON'T ALWAYS AGREE WITH YOU... SO WHAT?... KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK PATRIOT or THREE PER CENTER... AND WHAT DOES DOUG ROSS KNOW ABOUT REWARDS... HE CAN EAT RE-CYCLED ALFALFA... DARE YOU TO POST THIS AT YOUR SITE... IF YOU DO I MAY BE GUARDING SHEEP AND CHASING "HAJI'S" OVER IN A-GHANI... I'LL SEND YOU E-MAIL ONCE IN A WHILE SOLDIER... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK...
          JOSIAH KING, THE 1ST SOLDIER IN THE 1ST REGIMENT MUSTERED BY PRESIDENT LINCOLN TO FIGHT IN THE CIVIL WAR. 
JOSIAH AND THE MINNESOTA 1ST SAVED THE 2ND DAY AT GETTYSBURG AGAINST PICKETT'S CHARGE. KING SURVIVED THE WAR AND THE NORTH CAROLINA 28TH REGIMENTAL REBEL-BATTLE FLAG IS PRESERVED IN THE MINNESOTA HISTORICAL SOCIETY'S MUSEUM. JESSE VENTURA WOULD'NT GIVE IT BACK TO THE TAR HEEL STATE. 
KENNY, ALOT OF GOOD MEN DIED IN THAT WAR... I REALLY WONDER WHAT THEY DIED FOR... IT'S TIME TO FREE NORTH CAROLINA!                                  
- SWEN: JUST ANOTHER WARPED FUCKER
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CALM THE FUCK DOWN, BROCK!!!!!!
I'm afraid he may have just locked up and died on us.
 

Let them eat cake

First lady Michelle Obama’s weekend jaunt to Aspen, Colorado for a President’s Day ski holiday with her daughters Sasha and Malia makes the 16th time members of the first family have gone on extended vacations during their three years in office.
Their stay at the home of a major Chicago fundraiser for President Obama makes the fifth time the first lady and her daughters have taken a break from Washington on their own. Only once has Obama had a long weekend out of town and alone, celebrating his 49th birthday in Chicago in August 2010.
Accounting for trips out of Washington for several days, the total number of vacations Washington Secrets tabulated is 16, 10 where the family was together, such as for Christmas and summer vacations, one by the president and five by the first lady. Not included were Camp David visits or trips like the first family’s New York City date night in May, 2009.

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16 Vacations on 3 years.......
Now, after 20 years on the job I get 4 vacation weeks a year and I will admit that it's a generous vacation plan. So in the same period of time I have taken 12 weeks of vacation from loading trucks, lifting heavy cases and dealing with my several bosses that all want different things done at the same time.
She's taken 16 vacations (not vacation weeks) in the same period and from what? TV appearances and restaurant visits?
I've taken 12 vacation weeks and stayed at home for every fucking one of them because I cannot afford to go anyplace fancy - hell, I can't even afford to go coyote hunting with the price of gas between $3.50 and $4 a gallon. Yet this woman has been to several countries and hotspots here in the States, stays in the finest hotels and eats extravagant meals, all on our dime, while this Nation is struggling with one of the worst financial crisis in it's history.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Yeah. Keep smiling.....

Now that's fucking embarrassing, man.

Gotta be California (again)

Have your head up your ass, dear?



Stolen from Brock

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This shits cracks me up every time I see something like it. I swear, 90% of the people you see on the sidewalks today are either texting, talking on the phone or listening to music, totally unaware of their surroundings or danger. I've watched people walk out into traffic, walk into poles, other people, and buildings.
What's scary though, is the idiots that do this shit while they're driving.

The Over-Achiever




































Stolen from Frankenstein Government

How many of you Old Timers still remember Buck & Ball?





































Bought some of these 12-gauge shells at the gun show in Cleburne. They have a
full bore size ball in front and 9 smaller balls behind. Called "Perfect 10".
- Seaspook

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I can remember using these in thick-ass brush when I was a kid hunting along the Chattahoochee back in Georgia, but it seems like the ball was loaded behind the buckshot so the buck would cut a path for the ball.
Doesn't make much difference in a home defense situation - Motherfucker ain't going to get up whether he gets the buckshot or ball first.

Bring it, Bitches.

I've gotten a lot of hits over the past few days from muslim countries like Bosnia, Kuwait, Saudia Arabia, England and France and they're all checking out one post (found HERE) from a few months ago.
I can't understand why they'd be pissed.....

Obama attorney files suit, stops oil over death of 28 birds.

Newt Gingrich was on with Chris Wallace on FOX News Sunday this morning. After Wallace challenged him on his promise to get gas prices back down to $2.50 per gallon, Newt reminded him,
“You can guarantee under the Obama plan there’s going to be less American production and higher prices. We already have the highest price on average in history. This president is anti-American energy. He is consistently opposing it. You know, his US attorney in North Dakota filed a lawsuit over 8 migratory birds. That’s how much they’re opposed to the oil industry… It was a $1.89 when Obama was sworn in. $2.50 is not some inconceivable number except in the Washington establishment.”



It’s true. (Although the actual number is 28 not 8 which is still absurd.) In October 2011 the Obama administration prosecuted seven oil and gas companies for the deaths of 28 migratory birds. The companies were arraigned in federal court in Bismarck.
SOURCE

Northern California/Oregon PatCom

Bill up in Siskiyou County (that's way the fuck up north on the Oregon border) contacted me last week with the news that he's going to host a PatCom there on the weekend of April 21. All Patriots are welcome to attend.
It's going to be on several acres so camping won't be a problem.
Contact information for Bill is steiner.fletcher@gmail.com so if you'd like to attend and need details concerning the location, hotels or motels in the area or if you'd like to help out in one way or another, drop him a line.
I will also be posting a survey in my sidebar to use as an RSVP to give him an idea of what kind of a turnout to expect. If you plan on attending, please let him know through the survey.

I'd just like to thank him now for stepping up and hosting this. We sorely need one out here - Patriots are in short supply here in La-La Land and we need to connect with each other.

And I'd sure appreciate all conservative bloggers posting a notice and a link here to help get the word out.

And here's a word from your host:
Hello, This is Bill in Siskiyou County .NORCAL PATCOM April 20-22. A GATHERING OF THE TRIBES.
Y'all know the quote "hang together or hang separately". I welcome You all to our little Meet and Greet. Please contact me with any questions. Old Skool Ink should have our flyer's ready this week.
Bill Fletcher


steiner.fletcher@gmail.com