Saturday, March 17, 2012


You can find more art like this over at Walter Zoomie's World.
Gotta spend some time over there - he's a true Patriot with an outrageous sense of humor.
Great guy, too. I saw one of these posters on his site and asked if he could take some of this out and add some of that, and about an hour later I had a couple of pictures in my inbox, this being one of them.

Crapper Scapper stopped

JEFFERSON COUNTY, Colo. (CBS4) – Valuable parts have been stolen from restrooms across the Denver metro area and then cashed in for money. Now investigators say they know who is responsible.
Donald Allen Citron, 48, faces 18 charges, including burglary and theft. He’s accused of stealing toilet parts from several locations, including Southwest Plaza Mall, University of Denver, and Craig Hospital.
Most of the crimes happened in just a few minutes, but police Citron is a plumber and all he needed was a wrench and a screw driver to steal pipes and the plumbing in toilets. The items he’s accused of stealing are valued at around $6,400.

149 - count 'em yourself - 149 Executive Orders signed by Obama

This page also lists dates signed and text within. It seems just by a quick glance that he's averaging one signing every couple of weeks but some of those motherfuckers were done on the same day - he signed 4 on December 19th 2011 for example.

Sometimes the simplest ways are the best.

You know your local power station, the unguarded place with a tall barbed wire topped fence around it?
A length of chain or cable/wire rope whipped over that fence will wreak some serious havoc if needed.
Just sayin'.

Hello, Darlin'......

A shameless ploy for government traffic

Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command 2600 Spammer Phishing Rootkit Phreaking Cain and abel Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media.

And let me add Fuck Obama.

What a great smile!

Drunk chicks - gotta love 'em

Wait 'til Lance sees this!!!

How to keep the Jehovah Witness's away

Yeah, that'll get the job done.

PALMS (CBS) — A Westside woman was found dead on Thursday after she apparently killed herself by using a chainsaw, police said.
Valerie Nash, 47, was found about 12:40 a.m. by her sister in the bedroom of her townhome in the 3600 block of Keystone Avenue near Overland Avenue in Palms, said Sgt. Richard Parks of the Los Angeles Police Department’s Pacific Station.
Nash was discovered with a chainsaw wound on her neck, Parks said.
“At this point, we’re investigating it as a suicide, as she left a suicide note,” he added.
Initial reports claimed the victim was found with the chainsaw tied to her neck, but Parks said those reports were inaccurate.
Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter said authorities will try to determine whether she had a history of depression and whether she was under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Saw this over at Shannon's FB page. Or rather, it's on my facebook page when I open it, posted by Shannon. I'm not stalking Shannon. Really.

Reproductive Rights

If liberals want contraceptives, give them everything they need. If that stops more liberals from being born, give them condoms by the skid load. If they want to euthanize their liberal parents, pass them a handfull of cyanide pills. If they want to abort future liberal voters, hop up on the table bitch and spread ‘em.

Found at Blazing Cat Fur

Quote of the Day

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day... Give a man a welfare check, food stamps, free housing, free tuition, free medical services, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, some Air Jordan's and promise him that anybody who works will be taxed up-the-yazoo to pay for it all...and he'll vote Democrat for a lifetime.
- Stuart

What's next? Breathing? Blinking?

Bodily functions are now potential indicators of terrorism

Infowars has obtained a document from the New Jersey Office of Homeland Security & Preparedness that lists banal bodily activities such as yawning, staring and goose pumps as “suspicious activity” indicative of terrorism.
DHS Terror Document Lists Yawning, Goose Bumps As Suspicious Behavior yawn 2
The document (PDF), entitled Terrorism Awareness and Prevention, is presented as a guide for both “residents and workers of New Jersey,” along with employees of federal, state and local agencies, on how to “assist in combating terrorism” by identifying “unusual or suspicious activities and behaviors.”
The guide encourages participants to “look for signs of nervousness in the people you come in contact with.” “Signs will become particularly evident in a person’s eyes, face, next and body movements.”
The document then lists examples of suspicious behavior indicative of terrorism, which include, “Exaggerated yawning when engaged in conversation,” “glances,” “cold penetrating stare,” “rigid posture,” and “goose bumps”.
Of course, any of these behaviors could be explained by a million other circumstances and the likelihood that they are indications of terrorist activity is virtually zero.
However, as we have seen from recent literature put out by the DHS or related law enforcement bodies, the standard for being characterized as a potential terrorist is getting broader and broader all the time.
Last month we reported on the FBI’s Communities Against Terrorism (CAT) program, which encourages store managers and staff of numerous different businesses to report examples of suspicious activity to the authorities.
In a flyer handed out to Internet Cafes, workers are encouraged to report people who use cash to pay for their coffee as potential terrorists.
Expressing an interesting in protecting online privacy when surfing the web in public is also characterized as a suspicious activity.
In a flyer issued to Military Surplus stores, the purchase of storable food supplies in bulk, an increasingly popular trend amongst “preppers,” is also defined as a potential indication of terrorism.
Even more chilling, the feds have also begun to characterize perfectly legitimate political and economic beliefs as those held by terrorists, effectively denouncing them as thought crimes.
As Reuters reported in February, authorities are now treating those who “believe the United States went bankrupt by going off the gold standard” as extremists who are a potential violent threat to law enforcement.
Characterizing behavior which millions of Americans engage in every day as a potential indication of terrorism only serves to breed paranoia and distrust. If anything, it actually helps terrorists to blend in and not be identified, by increasing the chances exponentially of innocent Americans being mistaken for terrorists.

Paul Joseph Watson is the editor and writer for Prison He is the author of Order Out Of Chaos. Watson is also a regular fill-in host for The Alex Jones Show and Infowars Nightly News.

For Irish on his special weekend

Okay, she ain't wearing green and maybe not a drop of Irish blood in her but she's still got a nice ass.
Don't get so fucked up that you puke in your girlfriend, Bro.

Probably just heard the latest poll results

The Classic Obamessiah pose

Back to the Crazed Combat Vet bullshit

So far today I've read about 2 homicides committed here in California by returned combat vets and 4 others committed by your run of the mill dope fiends. I'm assuming they were dope fiends by the circumstances described in the articles (web and local smut sheet).
Funny, those other 4 murders didn't mention if the accused was a vet or not. They also didn't mention if the accused was raised by convict parents, were gang members, whatever.
So we're back to the same shit that occurred during Vietnam. All vets are crazed killers. Period.
I've yet to read an article about a vet that came home, adjusted back into civilian life, is holding a 60 hour a week job and is coaching his sons' baseball team and daughters' soccer team.
Okay, forget the part about the job - there aren't any - but you get my point.

Look, it does take some adjustment to readjust to civilian life. Hell, I'm not a veteran - I served in the peacetime Army, never was in combat - but it still took time for me to readjust. 99.99% of all people that serve readjust just fine and come back to our society.
And the fact of the matter is this: the huge majority of homicides are being committed by your everyday scumbags that never had any regard for the rights of anybody else, not Vets.

Let's not fall back into the bullshit of 40 years ago. Please.

Friday, March 16, 2012


Americans are the worst tourists in the world. They think so themselves, a study conducted by marketing company Mandala Research showed.
During the study, 5,600 people from five countries were asked to describe their attitudes towards tourists from different countries, the Rossiiskaya Gazeta newspaper wrote. It turned out that every fifth respondent said that U.S. citizens were "the worst tourists." Interestingly, the majority of those who said so were American citizens themselves.
Russian tourists closed the top five of the worst tourists in the world. Travelers from China took the second place in the ranking of the worst tourists in the world. The third place belongs to tourists from France, whilst the fourth was "awarded" to Japanese tourists. The top ten included citizens of Korea, India, Germany, Spain and the UK. The "black list" ended with tourists from Ireland, Switzerland and Australia.


I had a friend at work tell me about the English language Pravda - said that I ought to check it out, that they were brutal about the state of American politics nowadays.
I went to the site out of boredom one night and was pretty fucking surprised at what I found. These motherfuckers run a right wing paper. It's none of the socialist propoganda that I expected, matter of fact, they don't cut their own politicians any slack either.
Check it out if you want to see for yourself. You'll find the link in my Right Wing commentators sidebar.
Or you can check it here:

Obama compares himself to Lincoln

Would Abraham Lincoln be a Republican or Democrat today? President Obama seems to think he’d be a Democrat, as Obama suggested today that his green energy spending better reflects Lincoln’s domestic agenda than the proposals of the Republican presidential candidates.
Obama opened his speech in Chicago today with a crack about the long Republican primary. “Apparently, things haven’t quite wrapped up on the other side. So there is actually some interest in the primary that we have here on Tuesday,” Obama said to laughter. “And my message to all the candidates is, ‘Welcome to the Land of Lincoln’, because I’m thinking maybe some Lincoln will rub off on them while they are here.”
The president then recalled some of Lincoln’s domestic programs, such as launching the transcontinental program and investing in colleges, before associating his campaign mantra with the first Republican president.


Actually, he's not that far off. Lincoln was a tyrant, too.

George Orwell was only a few years off

The CIA wants to spy on you through your TV: Agency director says it will 'transform' surveillance.

Devices connected to internet leak information

  • CIA director says these gadgets will 'transform clandestine tradecraft'
  • Spies could watch thousands via supercomputers
  • People 'bug' their own homes with web-connected devices

When people download a film from Netflix to a flatscreen, or turn on web radio, they could be alerting unwanted watchers to exactly what they are doing and where they are.

Spies will no longer have to plant bugs in your home - the rise of 'connected' gadgets controlled by apps will mean that people 'bug' their own homes, says CIA director David Petraeus.

The CIA claims it will be able to 'read' these devices via the internet - and perhaps even via radio waves from outside the home.

Everything from remote controls to clock radios can now be controlled via apps - and chip company ARM recently unveiled low-powered, cheaper chips which will be used in everything from fridges and ovens to doorbells.

The resultant chorus of 'connected' gadgets will be able to be read like a book - and even remote-controlled, according to CIA CIA Director David Petraeus, according to a recent report by Wired's 'Danger Room' blog.

Petraeus says that web-connected gadgets will 'transform' the art of spying - allowing spies to monitor people automatically without planting bugs, breaking and entering or even donning a tuxedo to infiltrate a dinner party.

'Transformational’ is an overused word, but I do believe it properly applies to these technologies,' said Petraeus.

'Particularly to their effect on clandestine tradecraft. Items of interest will be located, identified, monitored, and remotely controlled through technologies such as radio-frequency identification, sensor networks, tiny embedded servers, and energy harvesters - all connected to the next-generation internet using abundant, low-cost, and high-power computing.'

Petraeus was speaking to a venture capital firm about new technologies which aim to add processors and web connections to previously 'dumb' home appliances such as fridges, ovens and lighting systems.

This week, one of the world's biggest chip companies, ARM, has unveiled a new processor built to work inside 'connected' white goods.

The ARM chips are smaller, lower-powered and far cheaper than previous processors - and designed to add the internet to almost every kind of electrical appliance.

It's a concept described as the 'internet of things'

Futurists think that one day 'connected' devices will tell the internet where they are and what they are doing at all times - and will be mapped by computers as precisely as Google Maps charts the physical landscape now.

Privacy groups such as the Electronic Frontier Foundation have warned of how information such as geolocation data can be misused - but as more and more devices connect, it's clear that opportunities for surveillance will multiply.

Daily Mail UK

Man, I love my beans too.

Man buried under 20 feet of Pinto beans

Raymond Segura Jr. was pronounced dead at the Brush, Colorado, facility of the Kelley Bean Company after efforts to reach him alive were unsuccessful, Morgan County Undersheriff Dave Martin said.
"We moved several tons of beans to get to him," Martin said.
Martin said emergency personnel were summoned to the site at 11:30 a.m. on reports of a worker trapped in a pile of loose pinto beans. Martin said dozens of rescue workers and even four inmates from the county jail spent an hour digging through a 20-foot high mound of the legumes to get to the trapped worker, but he was dead when crews reached him.
Segura was a longtime resident of the area and had worked at the warehouse for between 12 and 15 years, Martin said.
The cause of the accident, how the victim became trapped and the exact cause of death are under investigation, he added.

Gotta get one

An image purporting to show a racist, anti-Obama bumper sticker on the back of a vehicle has been garnering lots of attention on Facebook in the past 24 hours.
The bumper sticker reads, "Don't Re-Nig in 2012." And in smaller print below, "Stop repeat offenders. Don't' reelect Obama!" The sticker also features an image of the Obama campaign logo crossed out.
Several viewers have claimed the image has been digitally altered. After all, it seems shocking that someone would proudly display an openly racist image on their vehicle in 2012. So, is the image authentic?
In short, yes.
It's still unclear is the image of the vehicle has been altered in any way, but a website called "Stumpy's Stickers" offers the bumper sticker for sale for $3. And as The Root points out, the site also several other racially insensitive items for sale as well. The urban myth debunking site Snopes says it cannot yet determine the origins of the photo, but also points out the availability of other similar t-shirts and bumper stickers.

There is even an eponymous "" website that appears to have crashed. Going to the page brings up a "Bandwith Limit Exceeded" warning message. I checked the domain registration service site WHOIS, which listed the site as belonging to an anonymous owner who purchased the URL through the company, based in Scottsdale, Arizona. The company specializes in keeping the names of Internet domain owners private.
And as one astute Facebook reader pointed out, the bumper sticker is not only offensive, it's pretty dumb. After all, if you take the top message at its literal meaning, to not renege in 2012, would mean to in fact re-elect President Obama.
Yahoo News


Don't even try to go to the website for a day or so to order your own sticker. Motherfucker is overloaded.

I know, you're in love.

Man, I'm hungry this morning.

Animal porn


Thursday, March 15, 2012

Wait. I ain't done with her yet.

I'd swear I hit a deer back there.....

Reminds me of the time about 25 years ago me and my buddy Dave was up in Sonora and coming down the road towards us was a pickup with a dead German Shepherd draped around his front axle. The guy was just cruising around, looking all bewildered. Probably looking for his fucking dog, no doubt.


Y'all can thank Irish for these.

I gotta say, that last one looks like she can be kinda sorta painful.

I got your back, folks.

Carney To Catholic Bishops: Birth Control Decision Is Final, Now Piss Off…

(Daily Caller) — White House spokesman Jay Carney on Thursday dismissed calls for a reconsideration of President Barack Obama’s controversial regulation of the health care policies offered by religious organizations, one day after Catholic leaders repeated their offer to hash out an agreement.
“The solution that was reached here . . . has been reached, and we firmly believe that it achieves the goals that the president set,” Carney said at Thursday’s White House press conference.

But “government has no place defining religion and religious ministry,” said the Mar. 14 statement by the top-level administrative committee of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops.


I think this whole is a fucking outrage. ObamaCare is in absolutely no way constitutional, and this requirement for the Church to provide birth control is Shithead's way of flat out thumbing his fucking nose at the Bill of Rights.
The Government needs to back off of people's religious beliefs. Stay the fuck away from them. No good can come from your meddling.

Praying to his god

Morning, People!!!!!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

An addict in every home!

Fucked somebody else's old man, didn't you?

Now, THOSE are Titties!

Drag him through the dogshit I tracked in, Pops

All right, dammit.

Several people have asked just who in the hell is Mike V in regards to a couple of posts yesterday and the day before. Maybe it was the day before that, I don't know.
Anyways, he runs a III Percenter blog called Sipsey Street Irregulars and is considered to be Jesus His Ownself by his readers.
I hate to send you over to his site lest you drink of the Kool-aid, but if you do visit, start checking out the comments. The motherfucker can do no wrong according to his boys.
Or you can just check the comments under "A National Emergency" from a couple of days back. You'll find a couple of his readers' comments there. I do appreciate those guys commenting here so you don't waste a lot of time over there looking for what I've been talking about.

So now you know who he is. Now get off my ass, Deb. Please.

No comparison. None at all.

(The Washington Times) — When it comes to appearances at state dinners, President Obama is keeping score.
Mr. Obama was standing with first lady Michelle Obama on Wednesday night at the White House when their guests of honor, British Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha, arrived for the state dinner on the South Lawn.
As Mrs. Cameron stepped out of a town car, Mr. Obama commented, “very pretty.”
Then he turned to his wife and said, “They look better than us.”
Mrs. Cameron wore a sparkling, dark blue gown with elbow-length sleeves, according to a pool reporter who attended the event. Mrs. Obama wore a sheer, teal, floor-length gown with a short train in back. The president wore a standard tuxedo.


Is that a monsterous camel toe on Moch-elle or just a giant cavern between her legs?

Nothing like confidence in your troops

Less than a week after a US staff sergeant allegedly massacred 16 civilians in Kandahar, American soldiers were banned from bringing guns into a talk by Mr Panetta at a base in Helmand province.
Around 200 troops who had gathered in a tent at Camp Leatherneck were told "something had come to light" and asked abruptly to file outside and lay down their automatic rifles and 9mm pistols.
"Somebody got itchy, that's all I've got to say. Somebody got itchy – we just adjust," said the sergeant who was told to clear the hall of weapons.


Fucking asshole. He's hated so much by the troops that they aren't allowed around him with weapons. If he wasn't a politician, he might just take the hint.

A Disgrace To America

Woody told me about this flag as he was coming in to work and I was leaving.
I hadn't even read anything about it yet and I open up an email from the author of An Ex-Con's View and find a link to one of his posts concerning it.
See, I appreciate shit like this because when Woody turns me onto some political smut that he knows is going to piss me off, I start formulating a post on my hour drive home. Okay. notice I said an hour - by the time I get home I have so much shit swimming in my head that it's a wonder you get more than one post a day. When folks send me links to articles they've already written, it makes my job a LOT easier, especially when I agree with everything that's said. Well, except for when he compares Idi Amin and Obama. C'mon now, he ain't that bad. Give 'ol Idi a break, man.

A Disgrace To America

The wannabe dictator, Barack “President-for-life” Idi Amin Obama has the audacity to have the members of HIS political party place his image on the Nation’s Symbol, our “Stars and Stripes” that so many thousands have given their lives for in defense of the nation for which it stands, in the service of our nation in the military as well in the diplomatic corps, on the American flagged vessels rushing aid to disasters, on the Merchant Ships that under these colors were sunk providing aid to our allies and every American that has gone forth on expeditions or on charity work and lost their lives.
Read the rest HERE.  This guy's fucking pissed.

If you haven't heard about the incident yet, go HERE and read all about it.
Fuck it, I'll save you the trouble and post it now

Tempers are flaring over a version of the American flag flying in Lake County. A veterans group says the flag is an outrage.

The flag, which features a picture of President Obama, was taken down Tuesday afternoon.

Korean war veteran Don Van Beck said his blood was boiling.

"I can't describe how upset was because you just don't do that to the American flag," Van Beck said.

Van Beck found it flying outside
Lake County Democratic headquarters under the stars and stripes. Marine Corps vet John Masterjohn was seeing red.

"Joseph Stalin, pictures of Mao, pictures of Adolph Hitler. The pomp, the ceremony -- the flags like that," Masterjohn said.

Nearly a dozen veterans went to the door and aimed to take it down.
"No. This is private property. This is private property. You're not allowed to touch anything. I'll call the police," Democratic Party chairwoman Nancy Hulbert said. "Just went online. Just went online and looked up the flag code. There is no higher-up in Lake County. I'm responsible. I take responsibility."

"If you've been a veteran and fought -- and some died for this flag -- you don't want to see it desecrated. That's how simple it is," Van Beck said.


There you have it, folks. Nancy Hulbert is responsible. Give her a call and tell her what you think.

Gotta be California (again)

Oh yeah, that looks bad-ass

What the fuck? First it's the JollyRancher head, now it's the KoolAid head.

Oh my

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

White folks would do it at the Waffle House


I've always wondered that when a dancer does something like that, does she chaff? Maybe a real quiet squeak? Or do they lube that shit up before they hit the stage?
Anyways, I've been in neighborhoods that if a woman did a stretch like that, she'd be violated 3 times before that leg hit the ground.

The "100 corrupt ministers" part sounds right

AFP — A transgender Indonesian man who shot to fame after it emerged he had worked as Barack Obama’s nanny in the late 1960s wants nothing from “little Barry” but to meet him again some day. [...]
“I want to tell him that not only Americans but everyone in the world salutes him,” he said.
“Once he pointed to a picture of (Indonesian) President Sukarno and said ‘I hope I will grow up to become someone like him’. I am proud that his wish came true.
“And if the Barry I knew is the same Barry who is America’s number-one man, I’m sure he will accept me for the person I am, transgender or not.”

WFB points us to this Encyclopedia Britannica description of Sukarno:

Sukarno’s personal and political excesses, as epitomized eventually by his neo-Marxist, crypto-communist ideology and his infamous cabinet of 100 corrupt and cynical ministers, induced a continuous state of national crisis. . . .
Until 1965, Sukarno was still able to stir the Indonesian masses to near-hysterical belligerency. Millions of Indonesians sang and shouted his slogans and acclaimed Sukarno as “Great Leader of the Revolution,” “Lifetime President” (his official title), and oracle and warrior of the Nefo — his acronym for the “New Emerging Forces” — in violent conflict with Nekolim — the neocolonialism, capitalism, and imperialism of the “doomed” Western powers.

- Stu

My day so far

I picked up Miss Lisa at 10:30 last night up in Sacramento and then from there we went to one of the hospitals there to see her son. She had gotten word the day before that he'd been hospitalized with respiratory problems, and being a mama she had to make sure he was all right.
We make it home by 2:30 AM. When she walked in the door she was fairly surprised as to the cleanliness of the house, but knowing at the same time that it was all done in the previous 24 hours.
She sits down in her chair and starts laughing, then gets up and writes something in the dust that was on the TV table and stand. The one fucking piece of furniture that I overlooked......
"Can you see what I did?" she wants to know.
She wants to be a smartass? I can play, too.
I peer over there. "No, I can see writing but I can't read it on account of the ridges the dust pushed up."
But yeah, it was good to get her home and all to myself. For a minute.

Up at 9 AM all blurry eyed, I stagger into the living room. She's on the phone.
"Art's getting discharged this afternoon at 2 and he needs a place to lay up while he recovers." Big brown pleading eyes.
Off to breakfast and then off to Sacra-fucking-mento (I'm beginning to hate that damned town) and 4 miles of downtown traffic we go. Snatched Art and hit the road back home, getting here about 4:30.
But now I'm out of the shower, in my Camouflage Bass Pro Easy Chair and Lisa is in the kitchen fixing our supper.
Life's good.

For Irish

Yeah, I know the saying sounds gay as hell but damn, check out that ass.....

It's that time of the year

About once a year I post something that manages to piss a whole shitload of people off for whatever reason.

I've taken an ass-chewing by several people and lost a couple of followers over my post below about Mike V's stormtroopers.
I deleted all the nasty comments but the one that wasn't anonymous.
Fuckers, the post wasn't about Mike, although I haven't got a whole lot of love for the man for what I feel are valid reasons. The post was about what appears to be the vast majority of his faithful followers who worship the ground he walks on and takes his every utterance as gospel.
I do occasionally read his column but almost invariably I start skipping the articles and reading the comments. It's almost funny - motherfuckers are falling all over each other praising him and generally kissing his ass. He can almost be classified as a cult leader.
The fact that I actually pissed people off that badly by talking shit proves my point. Folks that have laughed and commented when I fucked with anybody else are now in a tiff because I made fun of their prophet.
Whoa, that's got eerie similarities to another group of people that I fuck with on a regular basis, don't it?
I'm probably gonna catch hell for that one too.

For the folks that left and vowed never to return, okay. That's fine. I don't care if I have 10 readers or 10,000 readers. It's not like I get paid for this shit, you know?

For those that are reading this, thank you. I appreciate you having a somewhat open mind.

Bottom line: If you want to read a blog that you agree with 100%, you better get started writing that motherfucker.

Monday, March 12, 2012

A National Emergency

Mike from Sob Street Irregulars is in the hospital having a growth removed from his belly and I'd like to wish him a quick recovery.
Not for his sake - his followers thinks he's Jesus, so he'll rise again - but for the sake of his faithful disciples/puppy dogs. Ever since he moved from his easy chair to his hospital bed, not a single window at a Democratic building has been broken. Motherfuckers are aimlessly wandering the streets with rocks clutched in their hands as they await the order from their Great Leader to launch their hand-held missiles. Traffic has backed up for miles as old men in flop hats and web gear block intersections while awaiting their orders.
Last report has rock quarries looted as his minions are stocking up on ammunition. Road construction has slowed to a crawl as the shortage of roadbed material dwindles. Obama is outraged as this eliminates both jobs he has created.
Please, Mike. Hurry up, recover, and take charge again. Your men are so distraught they're forgetting to take their Geritol.

A Blast From The Past

Kenyan-born US Senate hopeful, Barrack Obama, appeared set to take over the Illinois Senate seat after his main rival, Jack Ryan, dropped out of the race on Friday night amid a furor over lurid sex club allegations.
The allegations that horrified fellow Republicans and caused his once-promising candidacy to implode in four short days have given Obama a clear lead as Republicans struggled to fetch an alternative.
Read the rest of this HERE

Thanks to Stu for the link.

Sorry, Joe. Cheetah's next in line.

Last week, when Joe Biden heard that the lead Monkee had died, he ran down the hall of the White House yelling "I'm the fucking President!"
We can only imagine his disappointment.....

- David

I survived!

Well, it's been 2 weeks since Miss Lisa took off for Tennessee to visit her folks and grandkids and she's due in tonight.
It's been rough but I've managed to survive - not only survive but doing it in my own special way.
I pretty much did all the shit I wanted to do and none of the shit that I was supposed to do. I mean, it's not like I had a list or anything but other than 2 specific instructions (Don't go to jail and don't get laid) I was pretty much left up to my own devices.

 So here's a list of shit that I got accomplished around the house in 2 weeks:
1) I wired up some security lights
2) I put in the tomatoes and peppers.

Short fucking list, huh? Did 2 things in 2 weeks. See, I ain't lost my touch.

But there were other little everyday things too. I managed to put the hurt on the better part of a grown pig and I ate a fucking vegetable. I cooked a pizza in the oven instead of the smoker. I shot some pigeons. I slept in every day I was off. I tried brushing CharlieGodammit out and only got bit once. I shot some gophers. I mowed the yard. I went coyote calling. I made the bed once. I went fishing. I found the old lady's candy stash. I ate the old lady's candy stash. And I did the dishes.

This morning was spent vacuuming, sweeping and doing laundry. The house doesn't look real bad (motherfucker's still standing) so I don't think I'll be in too much trouble when she gets in.
And I didn't go to jail or get laid.

More sniveling and whing from the SPLC

"Patriot Groups" Numbers Increase
The Southern Poverty Law Center is once again out with its annual screeching of the number of patriot groups in the US. This is one of the few organizations that can turn genuine patriotism into something nefarious.
As usual, the number of patriotic groups are up, sending shivers of fear directly into the fundraising conduits of the SPLC and pumping their wild-eyed donors that see hate and government insurrection around every corner. Funny how the numbers never seem to drop. Of course, the fundraising pipeline would dry up if that ever occurred.
These social justice extremists point to race as one motivating factor to the increase in the number of patriotic groups. Even though those groups fighting to restore limited, Constitutional government have no interest in anything race motivated, it does not stop the SPLC from playing the race card and ginning up their never-ending, but oh-so-tiring hate mantra.
You know you have won the argument when the opposition needs to turn to "hate" or race-based tactics to justify their position for heavy handed government involvement in well, pretty much anything.
The New American continuously exposes the SPLC and its agenda. Be sure to check out its coverage. Plus, keep an eye out for our new DVD that does the same.
Source - The New American

Mooch - We don't tell people what to eat

Michelle Obama defended Let’s Move!, her anti-obesity program, in an interview released Monday. The first lady was asked to respond to critics of the program, who say the government should not be telling people how to eat–by Topanga Sena, age 11, a reporter for Scholastic News in Florida.
TOPANGA SENA: How do you respond to critics who say the government should not be telling people how to eat or to stay active?
MICHELLE OBAMA: You know, that’s absolutely right—and Let’s Move! doesn’t do that. Let’s Move! is not about having government telling people what to do, because government doesn’t have all the answers. I mean, a problem that’s this big and affects so many people requires everyone to step up. So we’re asking everyone to do their part. Parents have to make some changes at home, but they need the information to be able to make those choices. And they have to have access to affordable foods in their communities—fresh and healthy foods, right? We need government to do its part, but we need businesses to do their part, as well.

And that's why, Little Girl, schools are inspecting the lunches kids bring from home. That's why schools are taking away home-prepared lunches and replacing them with healthy, wholesome chicken nuggets, and that's why we have Gov't officials on camera stating that "parents don't always know what's best for their children. Oh, they may think they do, but they don't."

That's why, Little Girl, when she gave you that bullshit answer, you should've jacked her ass up and asked her if she thought you were fucking stupid or what.
That's why you should've asked just where in the hell does it say anywhere that the fucking government has any authority to tell us what we can or can't eat?

Grow some teeth, Little Girl, and you'll go far. If you don't, you'll end up working for MSNBC.

Feed me. Now.

Motherfucker can be persistant. He was on my chest a second later.

Rough day at work?

Damned rookies.....

Why didn't they just drop the back seat and put the corpse inside? They'd get to the disposal site quicker if they're not getting pulled over every mile and a half.

Doin' with what you got

- Mark

Chicago politics in a National Election

Justice Department bars Texas voter ID law
The Justice Department has blocked a new law in Texas requiring voters to show a photo ID, saying that it disproportionately harms Hispanic residents.
The action is the second time in three months that the Obama administration has blocked a state voter ID law. In December, the Justice Department struck down South Carolina’s new law requiring photo identification at the polls, saying it discriminated against minority voters.

In the case of South Carolina, officials said the South Carolina law adversely affected African American voters. In Texas, the law, signed last year by Gov. Rick Perry (R), discriminates against Hispanics, the Justice Department said.
“Even using the data most favorable to the state, Hispanics disproportionately lack either a driver’s license or a personal identification card,” wrote Thomas Perez, head of the Justice Department’s civil rights division, in a letter to Keith Ingram, director of elections for the Texas Secretary of State.


Perhaps the last line in the first section should have read "requiring photo identification at the polls, saying it discriminated against illegal minority voters and the democrat's chance at a rigged election."

Be for real here. I don't know a single legal motherfucker, hispanic or not, that doesn't have a driver's license or state issued photo ID. They cost what, about 25 bucks and are a guarantee that you won't be thrown in jail for being here illegally.

Some students offended by Farrakhan's UC Berkeley address

BERKELEY, Calif. —
Nation of Islam minister Louis Farrakhan delivered a speech to hundreds at the University of California Berkeley Saturday and some students took issue with parts of his message.

Minister Louis Farrakhan opened the Afrikan Black Coalition Conference at UC Berkeley Saturday, bringing together black students from colleges across the state.

The 78-year-old minister urged the 600 or so students to depend on themselves for jobs and learn more about black history. He also pushed a controversial book that alleges Jews dominated the slave trade.

"(He said) that Jews control the government and that you need to be their friends in order to be successful, that Jews control the media. To me, that was just so hateful and horrible," said Noah Ickowitz, a UC Berkelely ASUC Senator.

"This is not hate, this is actual facts," Farrakhan said.

Outside Wheeler Hall, a few students passed out petitions expressing their discontent with minister Farrakhan's presence on campus.
"I believe the (Black Student Union) had every right to bring Farrakhan, but we are hurt by Farrakhan's words," Ickowitz said to students outside the auditorium.

The minister condemned the opposition and even discouraged dialogue between Jews and blacks.

"I personally don't care if I ever get along if I've got to hide the truth to win a friend," Farrakhan said to crowd.
UC President Mark Yudof decried Farrakhan as "provocative" and "divisive" following his speech at UC Berkeley.
"Louis Farrakhan is a provocative, divisive figure with a long history of racist, anti-Semitic and homophobic speech," Yudof said. "It was distressing in the extreme that a student organization invited him to speak on the UC Berkeley campus."
"But, as I have said before, we cannot, as a society or as a university community, be provoked by hurtful speech to retreat from the cherished value of free speech," Yudof said.
But members of UC Berkeley's Black Student Union said the overall message was inspiring.

"What I got out of it was how we as black students can take our education and utilize it to build the black community back up," said Stephan Montouth. "We're looking at the minister's statements in terms of how to empower the black community not all of the other controversial things that he may have said in the past."


Well, what the fuck did a Jew expect to come out of a muslim's mouth, and a black muslim at that?
Of course the blacks on campus thought he was just wonderful, so everybody can look forward to him being invited back.


Now we know what a dictator looks like


Sunday, March 11, 2012

It's true, I'm Straight-up White Trash.

Today marked the 7th time in a row that I remembered to piss before settling into the jacuzzi tub. Well, maybe 6 1/2 because once I was in knee deep when I remembered, but I didn't want to get the floor sopping wet so I pissed from the tub to the toilet, a mere 18 inches.
I still ended up mopping the floor. I had forgotten about that nasty dribble that starts setting in at around age 50.

Once Miss Lisa tipped me off that the jacuzzi was actually intended for something besides testing the action on my fishing lures, I fell in love with it. I haven't taken an actual bath since I don't know when, but now I'm in that motherfucker at least 3 times a week, soaking and relaxing and blowing fart bubbles.
I tell you what, if I ever meet the motherfucker that came up with the idea of putting little boat engines in a bathtub, I'll hold his dick while he pisses. I mean it. That dude deserves the Obamessiah's Nobel Peace Prize, for whatever it's worth.

The damned thing has other uses too. Now, after about 3 days of snacking after Miss Lisa deserted me and went to take her grandkids to the Walmart in Tennesee, I had a stack of crusty dishes piled up with no dishwasher and a tiny kitchen sink.
Hmmm...... dish drainer, Calgon, jacuzzi tub. Sounds like a plan to me. I went out and cranked up the water heater to Holy-Fucking-Shit hot, put the dishes in the tub, filled it, threw in the Calgon and fired up the jets. Fucking A, instant Okie dishwasher.
I figured on at least a half hour for the scrubbing bubbles to do their scrubbing shit, so I jumped in the truck and did a few errands around town. When I got back and drained the tub, they were sparkling clean. A quick rinse with the shower and I was set.
That's some Straight-Up White Trash shit right there, ain't it?

Doing what he does best - apologizing

President Barack Obama on Sunday condemned the apparent killing of 16 Afghan civilians by an American soldier as "tragic and shocking" and vowed that the United States will "hold accountable anyone responsible," as the bloody incident piled fuel on the fire of a crisis in sharply deteriorating relations.
More apologizing and groveling here


Gee, I look at it as some fucking payback.
How many soldiers have been killed by our "allies" without that piece of shit (The Afghan president, not Obama) apologizing to us?
Fuck 'em.

This'll make you seasick. Or something.

Especially the last minute and a half.
My day is shot.....
Kate Upton in slow motion

You can blame Rob for this distraction.

A politician's favorite quote

To disarm the people... was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
- George Mason


Kinda funny though, I look at that quote in a completely different way.

Well, fuck. Now what?

It's true, bicycling does develop lung power.

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Dinosaur Bacon?