Saturday, March 24, 2012

General Lee's sword at Appomattox once again



The sword Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee had at his side when he surrendered to Union Gen. Ulysses S. Grant is returning to Appomattox as the centerpiece of a new museum examining the post-Civil War struggle to heal the nation.
The uniform Lee wore that day in 1865 will also be on display March 31 when the Museum of the Confederacy opens an 11,700-square-foot museum within a mile of where the war effectively ended.
MORE HERE

At least you're not on welfare..... Are you?

Pesky l'il fuckers, ain't they?

PEORIA, Ariz. (AP) — Authorities say there's been a series of unprovoked coyote bites in Peoria over the past few days.
The Arizona Game and Fish Department says three people in the Vistancia community have been bitten in a 24-hour period. None of the victims suffered serious injuries.
Authorities say a woman was bitten on the ankle by a coyote while she was resting on her back porch Monday evening.
Two other people were bitten while also on their porches Tuesday afternoon. A woman was bitten on the chest while reclining in a chair and a man was bitten on a leg.
Game and Fish officials say the biting incidents likely stem from territorial behavior by adult coyotes protecting their young.
However, they say cases of coyotes biting humans are rare in Maricopa County

And that's that.

Extra pillows?

How I got here

Over the past couple of years I’ve had several nosey fuckers ask me what caused me to have the political views that I have today, what made me decide to have a blog, shit like that.
I gave the nosey fuckers the standard answer - “Fuck if I know” but it has got me to wondering the same thing.

I got to make something clear here first - Nosey fuckers are okay as long as you don’t get up too much in my business. Shit like this I don’t mind because it’s natural to wonder about other folks, especially when it’s somebody that you can relate to. I don’t make no bones about it - I work for a living and face the same damned struggles you do. You can relate.
When you start getting too personal, you’ll know because I’ll tell you to fuck off, block your email and send CharlieGodammit over to buttfuck your poodle.

Okay, we’ll tackle the easy shit first. Why did I start blogging?
Because I was bored. And on a 3 year drunk. Seriously, I discovered non-political humor blogs and thought it would be cool. Started this fucker out as a humor/life story blog and evolved into this. Magic shit, man.
Okay, that takes care of that.

My politics. Fuck……. I honestly don’t know. I wasn’t raised in a political family, matter of fact I can’t remember politics ever being discussed in my house when I was a kid. Pops was a professional Soldier and acted as such. But being raised in a military household did instill a Patriotic spirit in me. You old Soldiers remember - having to stop and salute the flagpole at 1700 hrs even if you weren‘t within eyesight, the National Anthem being played before every movie, stuff like that. But as a young teenager in the early 70s I was a fucking hippie - Peace, Love, Dope. A Patriotic hippie - that’s some seriously confused shit, man.

After we come out here to California when Pops had enough of the peacetime Army and retired, I hung out for a few months working construction and green-breaking wild BLM horses for Darrel D until I got tired of getting stomped by bigger construction workers and meaner mustangs. Fuck that, I joined the army and got my young ass out of Dodge.

After my completely Honorable (had to throw that out there so there’s no doubt) discharge in ‘81, I still was completely oblivious to politics and got myself into a lifestyle that I can’t figure out today. Let me attempt to describe it to you: I was working at Riverbank Army Ammunition Plant 60-80 hours a week, seriously into redneck shit like bass fishing, guns, ghost towns and the ultimate hippie scene, The Grateful Dead. I hit every Dead show within 300 miles for 10 years, not missing a single one. If you don’t know about the Dead, they had a tribe of hippies that followed them everywhere, setting up camp around their venues and just doing the 60s hippie life. I was completely at home there, getting loaded, listening to the music and enjoying the sights. So yeah, I guess technically I was a hippie - one that went through 400-500 rounds of ammo a week and worked in a fucking bomb factory.

But I still was Patriotic. I still got that chill when I saw my Flag. I actually trusted my government. I voted every election. I went gun shows and was exposed to political literature. I saw a booth that had patriotic stuff like flags and banners and shit and was drawn there. I picked a copy of the “Turner Diaries” and stuck it in my bag. After I got home I started reading it, maybe got a quarter of the way through it before I got sick of the racist hatred I was reading and threw the book in the garbage. I was disgusted that the white supremacists had hijacked the term “Patriot”.

I got married and spent the next 16 years to busy fighting and arguing with my ex to pay much attention to what was going on beyond my front door. Coincidentally, my marriage and the American political system gave up the ghost at the same time - 2008. I filed for divorce and the american sheeple elected Obama as President of the Untied States.

I seriously can’t think of any single event in the past four years that turned me into a prepper or a III Percent Patriot. Once I actually started paying attention to politics I started getting more and more outraged at the bullshit that was being shoved down our throats. I mean, ObamaCare was a big one. That was a fucking fiasco, financially and politically. Pelosi saying that we had to pass the bill so we can see what’s in it, all of our elected officials tripping over Obama’s nutsack. Then there were all the czars that Obama was appointing, Van Jones being the biggest outrage.
I can go on and on about the things that piss me off about the Obama administration but you’ve heard it all before. What really pisses me off is #1 the elected officials that worship the kenyan and #2 the fucking people in this country that keep electing them into office!

Over the years I’ve found a bunch of prepper and Patriot sites and realized that Holy Shit, there are people like me out there! And we got the Patriot name back from the racists! Yay!


I’ve always stockpiled stuff and as far as ammo goes, I enjoy reloading and I buy my supplies in bulk. I can’t ever remember NOT having a shitload of ammo or 5-10 pounds of gunpowder in the house.
Same thing with food. I never did it on purpose but I’ve always had a good supply of food on hand.


As far as expressing my opinion here, it was just a natural progression. If I’ve got a venue and an audience, I’m fucking talking. Yeah, I know there are other eyes out there that aren’t friendly and yeah, I know I’m probably known by the Powers-that-wannabe.
I could’ve done the grey-man thing except for a couple of things. I ain’t that way and it’s fucking time to stand up and be counted.
It's time to let the powers know that we're sick and tired of the fucking abuses that our Constitution and Bill of Rights has endured. We're tired of Big Government and we're sick and fucking tired of government intrusion in our private lives.

Yes, I am armed and well stocked. No, I will not submit. Yes, I am willing to give my life to defend my Freedoms. There it is. Count me in, motherfuckers. Let’s dance.



I’ve never picked a fight in my life but I ain’t never run from one, either.

So there it is.
Any questions?

A little mid-afternoon pick-me-up for you

Anti-carjacking device
































-David

Thank you, TSA


-Rob

What would happen.....

I saw this linked over at The Feral Irishman.


What would happen if a black man armed with a handgun confronted "suspicious persons" in his neighborhood? What would happen if the "suspicious persons" were unarmed white teens, one of them was shot dead, and the shooter claimed self-defense?
This is not an exercise in mere speculation. We know what would happen in such a case. There would be no white mobs in the street chanting "No justice, no peace!" There would be no whites holding a "million hoodie march" in New York City. There would be no white equivalent of Al Sharpton, the professional race-baiter behind the 1987 Tawana Brawley hoax, leading marches in the streets of the shooter's hometown. There would be no Federal civil rights investigation by the Justice Department. There would be no comments from a president who seems congenitally unable to keep his mouth shut on matters involving left-wing political correctness. And there would be no national media attention from biased, left-wing "reporters."
We know this because in fact, such an event occurred in 2009 in Greece, N.Y., a suburb of Rochester. Roderick Scott, a black man, shot and killed an unarmed white teen, Christopher Cervini, whom he believed was burglarizing a neighbor's car, with a licensed .40 cal. handgun.
MORE HERE

Hang in there, guys. Summertime's coming!

- Flamests

And the truth is coming out

Zimmerman was on the ground being punched when he shot Trayvon Martin
Last weekend in the city of Chicago alone, gangbangers slaughtered ten people and wounded another forty. The youngest fatality is only six years old. The youngest person wounded is only one-year-old. Many of the victim were pedestrians sprayed with bullets in drive by shootings. The national news has said nothing about this.
So why does one shooting in Florida warrant weeks of national news? Why has there been thousands of articles a day, for the last four days, about one single shooting?
Almost all of the news items about George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin contains a combination of false statements, opinions presented as facts, transparent distortions, and a complete absence of some of the most relevant details. Almost all news items are written soley from the point of view of the grieving family. The media also fills their articles with outdated baby-faced pictures of Trayvon. Very few include that he was a towering 6'2” football player. Is the media really reporting the news, or is this classic agitation/propaganda to advance a political agenda.


Literally thousands of articles contain at least one false statement in the first couple of lines. They usually read "George ZImmerman, a white man," or "shoot by a white man." Zimmerman is described by family as a multiracial Hispanic. His appearance is clearly that of a Latino/Mestizo individual. However, the media wants him to be white because that better fits the political narrative they are trying to artificially create. Many news articles have also claimed the neighborhood is "mostly white." This is also a lie. The neighborhood is only 49% white. It is over half non-white.
All the way back on February 27th, the local Orlando Fox station interviewed the witness who dialed 911. Almost none of the thousands of articles since have mentioned any of the details described by the witness. Some, however, have attributed false statements to this witness. On March 16th, the Sanford police department released new details to the Orlando Sentinel. Once again, these details have been ignored or changed by the media.
  1. The witness reports that George Zimmerman was on the ground and Trayvon is on top of him punching him.
  2. The witness says that George Zimmerman was screaming and yelling for help.
  3. Police arrive and find Zimmerman bleeding on his face and the back of his head. He also has had grass stains on his back. All this confirms the story told by Zimmerman and the witness.
  4. Police play the 911 tape for Trayvon Martin's father, who tells police that the voice screaming is not the voice of his son.
The neighborhood this took place in has seen a lot of crime. Would you be surprised to learn that there were eight burglaries, nine thefts, and a shooting just in the past year? In fact, the local homeowners' association reports that George Zimmerman actually caught one thief and aided in the apprehension of other criminals. The Miami Herald wrote about this on March 17th. None of the thousands of articles and cable news segments that came after, thought this was important.
In fact the Miami Herald goes on to interview neighbor, Ibrahim Rashada, who is black. Rashada ​confirms that there has been a lot of crime in the neighborhood and indicates to the reporter that the perpetrators are usually black.
The media also characterizes Trayvon as a "model student." In fact, he under a five day suspension when the shooting took place. That is why he was staying at a house so far from his school on a school night. A laywer for Trayvon's family has blocked access to his school records. However, you have to do something pretty bad to get suspended for five days.
Now that you know the suppressed facts of the case, you can for form a better more balanced opinion. Maybe you still think Zimmerman was wrong to pull the trigger. However, I think you will come to the conclusion that the "mainstream" clearly is pushing an agenda. Even when they have to grossly alter and adjust a story to fit that agenda.
SOURCE

Thanks to Derek for passing along the link.

I'm gonna run right down to the Walmart and buy one

Swamprat sent me this, saying he found the ring for Miss Lisa.
150 carats, for sale for a mere 70 million bucks.

Friday, March 23, 2012

I LOVE THESE SHOES!!!!!

- Aunt Polly

See, I think of other shit besides politics and camel toes

I'm seriously thinking that the one invention that changed the lives of American women for the better is - are you ready for this - the clothes dryer.
Think about it. Constant backaches from toting the laundry basket out to the yard, then having to bend to get the clothes to hang over and over and over again.
Shit was time consuming, backbreaking work, man.
I can remember my Okie grandma hanging clothes in the backyard and that was in the late 60s. After Bud finally broke down and bought her a dryer from Montgomery Wards, she had so much free time on her hands she made him go down and buy a TV set.
Myself, I couldn't imagine living without a washer and dryer.

Okay, I haven't been carded since I was 32

I got off early today and took the back roads home so I could spot any coyotes that might be hunting the late morning and quickly found out that I was out of Copenhagen. Oh well, there's a store up the road 4 or 5 miles.
I pulled in and parked, scattering the chickens that were pecking in the dirt lot and went in for a bottle of water and a can of Cope and this fucking girl behind the counter looks at me dead serious and asks me for my ID.
"Say what?"
"State law says I have to card anybody buying alcohol or tobacco products to ensure that they're not underage" she says in an obviously often repeated monotone.
I grabbed my grey beard and waved it at her. "How's this for ID?"
She sold me the can.

It's getting closer

Okay. So I'm getting married next Saturday and I'm not going to lie - I'm nervous. I got weird shit running through my mind, like Miss Lisa ain't never skinned out a coyote before and she seems to have absolutely no interest in learning to reload as strange as that may seem.
I mean those are minor things in the big scheme of things and to be honest with you, I haven't shot enough coyotes lately to require 2 skinners, but still......
It would ease my jitters considerably though if she was incredibly wealthy and could buy me a few thousand acres for me to hang out in.

Let's talk about the joyous occasion.
It was originally supposed to be a small affair with me and her, Mom and Pops, and a preacher man in our house, getting married in front of the fireplace. That's it.
We're up to 52 guests so far.
Miss Lisa put it on her Facebook which is no big deal because most of her family and friends are back in Tennessee. Then Mom put it on her FB and motherfuckers started coming out of the woodwork because damned near all of her FB friends are from here. Motherfuckers that haven't seen in years are inviting themselves. "Free food at Kenny's? Hell yeah, we're going!"
I got cousins that I've successfully managed to avoid for years showing up. People that only dress in black - maybe because I only see them at funerals - are coming. Relatives I wouldn't recognize on the streets because I haven't seen them since they were like, ten are coming. Neighbors from down the block are coming. A whole shitload of motherfuckers that normally wouldn't come to my house are coming just because we're "related".
Well godammit, it ain't my fault we're related. Go someplace else.
Miss Lisa's surprised at how out of hand it got too. The difference between me and Lisa though is that she's actually working with it and planning it and delegating chores out instead of standing in the middle of the living room hollering "YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!" like I do when I hear that somebody else is coming.

I don't like crowds anyway. That's why when I want to get away I go east to the mountains instead of west to the fucking coast and cities. Now I'm going to have packed house, getting up early so I can start smoking meat 'cause you know none of them damned Okies are gonna leave until they scarf me out of house and home. Fuck, I'm gonna be finding rib bones and dope stashes around my yard for months to come.

Yeah, so I'm stressing big time. I'm headed over to Mom's later today to grab a handful of Xanax, I have a feeling I'm gonna be eating those motherfuckers like peanuts until this is done and over. Protecting the General Public, you know? Fucking road rage incident - I can see the story in the paper now, relatives commenting "We just can't understand why he drove his truck through that funeral and mowed everybody down. Why, he was supposed to get married next weekend..."  People at work "We knew he was a crazy motherfucker, but damn, homes..."  and even Al Sharpton getting into the act - "He probably thought there was a black child in the crowd..."

And last but not least I cannot figure out is how to work a "Fuck You Obama" into the ceremony without offending any old folks watching.
Hell, feed me enough Xanax before the ceremony and I might stand up and holler it my ownself.

One million page views, fuckers.

Fuck the feds

Govt to keep info on Americans with no terror ties

WASHINGTON (AP) - The U.S. intelligence community will now be able to store information about Americans with no ties to terrorism for up to five years under new Obama administration guidelines.
Until now, the National Counterterrorism Center had to immediately destroy information about Americans that was already stored in other government databases when there were no clear ties to terrorism.
Giving the NCTC expanded record-retention authority had been called for by members of Congress who said the intelligence community did not connect strands of intelligence held by multiple agencies leading up to the failed bombing attempt on a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas 2009.
"Following the failed terrorist attack in December 2009, representatives of the counterterrorism community concluded it is vital for NCTC to be provided with a variety of datasets from various agencies that contain terrorism information," Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said in a statement late Thursday. "The ability to search against these datasets for up to five years on a continuing basis as these updated guidelines permit will enable NCTC to accomplish its mission more practically and effectively."
The new rules replace guidelines issued in 2008 and have privacy advocates concerned about the potential for data-mining information on innocent Americans.
"It is a vast expansion of the government's surveillance authority," Marc Rotenberg, executive director of the Electronic Privacy Information Center, said of the five-year retention period.
The government put in strong safeguards at the NCTC for the data that would be collected on U.S. citizens for intelligence purposes, Rotenberg said. These new guidelines undercut the Federal Privacy Act, he said.
"The fact that this data can be retained for five years on U.S. citizens for whom there's no evidence of criminal conduct is very disturbing," Rotenberg said.
"Total Information Awareness appears to be reconstructing itself," Rotenberg said, referring to the Defense Department's post-9/11 data-mining research program that was killed in 2003 because of privacy concerns.
The Washington Post first reported the new rules Thursday.
The Obama administration said the new rules come with strong safeguards for privacy and civil liberties as well. Before the NCTC may obtain data held by another government agency, there is a high-level review to assure that the data "is likely to contain significant terrorism information," Alexander Joel, the civil liberties protection officer at national intelligence directorate, said in a news release Thursday.
The NCTC was created after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks to be the central U.S. organization to analyze and integrate intelligence regarding terrorism.
SOURCE

Here we go again

My comments to Mr. Obama before the article:
Stay the fuck out of this 'local matter' as you put it 4 days ago. This is none of your fucking business. We already have Louis Fuckface and Asshole Al stirring up shit, we don't want or need your input or even your fucking opinion.

*****

President Obama personally addressed the Treyvon Miller shooting controversy this morning, but just four days earlier, the White House was taking a different position.
When reporters asked on Monday about the president's response to controversy, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney responded that the president was aware of the issue and reminded reporters that the local FBI office was monitoring the situation.
"Our thoughts and prayers go out to Trayvon Martin’s family, but obviously we’re not going to wade into a local law enforcement matter," Carney said. "I would refer you to the Justice Department and to local law enforcement at this point."
Today, Obama addressed the case in detail, empathizing personally with the parents of the victim.
"If I had a son he would have looked like Treyvon," Obama said shortly, addressing the victim's parents. "I think they are right to expect that all of us as Americans are going to take this with the seriousness that this deserves and that we're going to get to the bottom of exactly what happened."
SOURCE

Subtle, yet gets the point across

Ted Nugent's guitar?

IT'S FRIDAY NIGGAS!!!!!

- Jesus Barbie

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Pledge

Again, why is there even a need for this sign?

Ooooh, titties!!!

Butt crack AND a combover


































- Aunt Polly

I WANTED A FUCKING PUPPY!!!!!

Weird couple. Broken tit.

Bring it

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan has been among the vocal voices weighing in on calls for justice for Trayvon Martin, an unarmed 17-year-old who was gunned down last month while walking home in Sanford, Florida. On Wednesday, a march was held in New York City in support of the teen’s family, as federal and local authorities launch investigations into how the incident unfolded and why the state’s “stand your ground” law applied to the shooter in this case.
SOURCE

A 'Designated Free Speech Area'? What the fuck is that?

JARDINE: Yellow stripes clash with red, white and blue


jjardine@modbee.com

Read more here: http://www.modbee.com/2012/03/21/2123914/jardine-yellow-stripes-clash-with.html#storylink=cpy

I need to start this off with a note to the editor:
Put a bright yellow border around this column with the words "Designated Free Speech Area" stenciled in.
That would match what Modesto city officials recently imposed upon the sidewalk at the transportation center downtown.

Designated Free Speech Area at Modesto CA Transportation Depot

Read the entire column in my local smut sheet, The MODESTO BEE.
Please read it.

Jeff Jardine is the Community Happenin's writer for the Bee - covers all kind of weird shit - and while I mostly don't agree with most of what he says because he's a commie newspaper reporter, he's dead on with this column.
A designated Free Speech area is a contradiction of terms - If you have a designated area to speak in, then it isn't Free Speech now, is it? It's now restricted speech.
Just goes to show what a bunch of fucking idiots we have running our City and police department.

Read more here: http://www.modbee.com/2012/03/21/2123914/jardine-yellow-stripes-clash-with.html#storylink=cpy

Hand placement can be critical

Bored bored bored

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Now this is something you don't see everyday

Sponsored by Big Sis & DHS

Sheriff Joe has tons more on Obama for MSM to ignore

“America’s toughest sheriff” says there is “tons” more potentially shocking information on Barack Obama in connection with his probe into the president’s eligibility, and he calls the media’s suppression of his findings of a likely forged presidential birth certificate and Selective Service Card “probably the biggest censorship blackout in the history of the United States.”
“I’m not going after the president to keep him off a ballot or anything else, but that could happen,” Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. “I’m going at it strictly as a law-enforcement guy investigating a possible forgery and fraud. I’m sticking with that, but I’ll tell you one thing. We got tons of other information that could be very shocking, too, but I’m sticking now with just the [forgery] investigation and possible criminal violations.”
MORE HERE

- Swamprat

A new subscription for Deb

Straight-Up White Trash, God bless 'em

Yep, you're about as White Trash as you can get if a front-end loader figures into your wedding in any way, shape, or form.

- David

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

FRONT VIEW DAMMIT!!!!!

McNaughton does it again

Provo, Utah (CBSDC) – Jon McNaughton, a controversial artist who often mixes religion and politics in his work, has released a new painting.
In “One Nation Under Socialism,” President Obama holds the U.S. Constitution as it burns.
While McNaughton previously depicted Obama stepping on the nation’s founding document, “One Nation Under Socialism” glowers directly as if challenging the viewer. His right hand is holding the Constitution and his left hand is pointing to the flames.
McNaughton tells CBSDC that the hands “represents his recognition of what is happening (to the Constitution) as it goes up.”
“There are numerous symbols and subtleties in this painting, and I’m not ready to reveal all of them,” McNaughton said.
MORE

Oh yeah, What an outlaw.

Why yes, it is

Monday, March 19, 2012

Archery lessons, anyone?

Right next to Tyrone's Dentistry - "Best Grillwork In Town"

- Stevienatt

And this surprises who?

CHICAGO, Ill. – Did the parents of former Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers help finance Barack Obama’s Harvard education?
Did Ayers’ mother believe Obama was a foreign student?
And was the young Obama convinced at the time – long before he even entered politics – that he was going to become president of the United States?

A retired U.S. Postal Service carrier who delivered mail to Tom and Mary Ayers in a Chicago suburb in the late 1980s and early 1990s and claims to have met Obama in front of the Ayers home emphatically says yes to all three questions.
More HERE about that communist motherfucker and his sugar daddy.

Maybe he's on to something after all

- Murray

Y'all wanted more titties?

Here's more titties. Lots more titties.



and another set:


The mysterious disappearing First Daughter

What’s up with the disappearing internet news reports Barack Obama’s 13-yr-old daughter Malia Ann Obama is on ‘Spring Break’ in Mexico? So far, Huffington Post, AFP, and U.K.’s Telegraph yanked their internet news reports of Malia Obama’s Mexico ‘Spring Break’ from their websites; a school trip to Oaxaca accompanied by Secret Service agents.

Why were the news reports yanked?

Who ordered them removed?

Were the reports removed for ‘security’ reasons?

Huffington Post, AFP and The Telegraph removed their reports the day after Mexican internet news sites filed reports with photos of Malia in Mexico. The cat’s out of the bag so why the censorship on this side of the border?

One of our sources: the Mexico news site El Universal who filed a March 18, 2012, report which includes a photo of Malia in Mexico.


[Image: Screenshot of disappearing Obama daughter in Mexico news reports from Huffington Post, AFP, on Google Search]
The Mexico news website El Universal filed a report on March 18, 2012, Hija de Obama vacaciona en Oaxaca.
Google Translation: “Daughter of Obama vacationing in Oaxaca.”
[Snip]
“Testigos de la visita de Malia Ann a la zona arqueológica de Mitla precisaron que personal del servicio secreto estadounidense cerró la zona durante el tiempo en que ésta y sus amigas realizaron el recorrido.”
Google translation:
“Witnesses Malia Ann’s visit to the archaeological site of Mitla staff stated that the U.S. Secret Service closed the area during the time that it and her friends made ??the trip.”
“Malia Ann Obama, hija mayor del presidente de Estados Unidos, Barak Obama, vacaciona en este destino turístico acompañada de un grupo de amigas y de un discreto pero fuerte dispositivo de seguridad.
Malia Ann habría llegado el pasado viernes proveniente de la ciudad de Houston, Texas, y acompañada de 12 jóvenes de su edad, con quienes se hospedó en un pequeño hotel del centro histórico de la ciudad.
Aunque las calles del centro histórico no fueron afectadas por la presencia del equipo de seguridad de la joven estadounidense, conformado por Marines y elementos del servicio secreto estadounidense, el hotel fue cerrado para uso del grupo, dijeron testigos.
Se indicó que Malia Ann estaría en la zona al menos ocho días, tiempo en el que se prevé la visita de Malia Ann a los lugares más representativos de la zona.
La víspera, el grupo de jóvenes visitó la zona arqueológica de Mitla, localizada en los Valles Centrales, y el municipio de Santa María El Tule, donde se encuentra el ahuehuete más grueso del mundo.”
Google Translation:
“Malia Ann Obama, eldest daughter of U.S. President, Barak Obama, vacationing in this destination accompanied by a group of friends and a discreet but powerful device seguridad. Malia Ann had arrived last Friday from the city of Houston, Texas, and accompanied by 12 youths of her age, with whom she stayed at a small hotel in the historic center of the ciudad. Aunque the city streets were not affected by the presence of safety equipment of the young American, made up of Marines and elements of the U.S. Secret Service, the hotel was closed for use by the group, said Malia Ann testigos. Se said would be in the area at least eight days, time that is expected to visit Malia Ann to the most representative the zona. La eve, the youth group visited the archaeological site of Mitla, located in the Central Valley, and the municipality of Santa Maria El Tule, where the thicker ahuehuete the world.”
Link to Mexico website Quien who filed a report on Obama’s daughter in Mexico and posted more photos.

SOURCE

Thanks to Swamprat for the story and link.


Que?

If there was any doubt whatsoever left in my mind that whites are a minority in California, that shit was put to rest today.
Man, me and Miss Lisa went to the County Clerk/Recorders' Office to get our marriage license and looking around the waiting area I thought we went in the wrong door and ended up in an immigration assistance office instead.
I'm not talking Americans of hispanic descent, I'm talking about Mexico mexicans, the "I demand an interpeter so I can take further advantage of you stupid fucking gringos" mexicans. I'm talking about still having border dust on their clothes from their trip to del Norte Mexicans.
16 people in the waiting room. Three whites, 2 asians and 11 mexicans and all their kids. I leaned over and told Lisa that maybe we should be the ones asking for a fucking interpeter instead.
I felt like I should start looking for a peach basket and head to the nearest orchard when we left.

Man, I don't know what the fuck I've done now......




 NASA? For real? What in the fuck would NASA being doing here? I mean, I don't they don't have shit else to do thanks to the Obamessiah, but damn.....


 This is the really strange one. When I clicked on the entry and exit pages on the one from Boeing, it took me to different pages every time. I clicked on them 4 or 5 times and went to different pages, spread out over a couple years.





































This is the one I can't figure out. Somebody from the UN googling funny pics don francisco?


*****

I use the free sitemeter on account of me being a cheap bastard so I can only track the last 100 visitors. I came home a few minutes ago and hit my sitemeter to find these four within my last 100 hits. I ususally don't find this kind of shit over an entire day, if I do catch it at all.
Never got a hit from NASA before, I gotta admit that.

Herr Obama and his staff



































Michelle Obama's Mirror

Click on the link to read the great post that I stole this picture from.

Straight-Up White Trash, God bless 'em

Using cardboard to close the gap between the window and the swamp cooler. Jeez.....

Like mother, like daughter

Spring break in Mexico - for a 13 year old? Are you fucking kidding me?

(The Telegraph) — The US President’s 13-year-old daughter Malia is staying at a downtown hotel in the city famous for its colonial architecture and well-preserved native American traditions, an official said.
“We are here to block access to the hotel by other people and escort the vehicles that are carrying the visitors to tourism sites,” the police official told AFP under the condition of anonymity.
Malia Obama and her friend are guarded by the Secret Service agents as well as Mexican police, the official noted.
The group, which arrived in Oaxaca Saturday, has already visited the architectural zone of Mitla and the tree of El Tule believed to be one thousand years old.
The sightseeing plan also includes visits to Monte Alban known for its archeological research sites and Oaxaca’s famous artisan quarters.
The Obamas can be fiercely protective of their daughters’ privacy, complaining if the girls are photographed while out on their own.
But they’ve been more than willing to keep bringing them up in the national conversation and to keep them in the minds of voters as the general election approaches.

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It's nice to know that Mooch'elle is bringing her kids up to enjoy the fruits of our labor.

That's because you were more fun back then, kid.

Practicing for that TSA cavity search

In a hurry, Dear?

We can only hope

- Flamests

I'm not even gonna ask