Saturday, February 16, 2013

Come And Take It

- Woody

Never give up until medical help arrives, Jim.

- Miss Lisa

Probably fake.


CharlieGodammit - The Early Years


Now everybody run


Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

The hams might be a little fucked up but it shouldn't hurt the bacon.


Stretchy babes



Funny until I dump a magazine through the door


Told you that fucker would fit


On her way to Stripper School?


I knew there was a reason I ate so much bacon.

-Hiswiserangel

Damn, I bet that smarted.


Again.......

One more time - No anonymous comments, especially shitty ones, on the posts. If you're not adult enough to sign a name, you're not adult enough to be reading this blog. You might see a camel toe or even a titty, heaven forbid.
You hear that, Razor from the Benewah?

Not having a good day here, folks.

Worst fucking trip to Walmart EVER.
I went for 3 items - milk, cold brew tea and lemonade. I parked by the automotive/garden section where the checkout is usually less crowded so I can get the fuck out quicker. I go in, get my 3 things and go stand in line which isn't too long and just as I lay my shit on the counter, I realize that I got decaffeinated tea. Fuck that, I go all the way to the other side of the store and get real tea and go back. I round the corner into the garden section and there's about a million tweekers with a collective weight of maybe 200 pounds combined with their baskets piled full of junk food that they're going to pay for with their food stamp cards. Again, fuck that. I head back to the other side of the store and get in the self checkout line. I'll walk the half mile back to my truck, no big deal. I ring up my real tea and pick up the milk to ring it up and it's got a fucking pink top on it. Wrong kind of milk. Shit. I cancel the sale and go back and get the real deal. As I'm walking away I get smart and check the lemonade and you guessed it - sugar free.
Okay, I get the right stuff and check out and commence to hiking my ass back to my truck. When I get there, there's a shitload of illegals standing behind and just off to the right of my truck with their cart chock full of groceries up against my bumper. I put my bags in the back of my truck, hoping they'll take the hint. They don't. I smile nicely and move their cart about a foot to the side of my bumper so I can get gone and what does Pedro do? Gives me a dirty look and leans on the cart which pushes it back behind my truck. I start up, put it in reverse and tap my horn. They look at me like I was the rude one and turned back to continue their conversation.
The last I saw of their cart full of groceries it was doing about 20 miles an hour down the slope towards the truck dock with Jose and Pedro in hot pursuit.
The only bright spot of the whole trip was I saw a midget.

That's a start


Orbitup from Subject To Change

Gotta be California (again)

Probably practicing for his date tomorrow night.


Please send in the next group of job applicants





Friday, February 15, 2013

Posting

Posting is going to be a little lighter than usual over the next few days due to the work I have to do to get the Patriot's Trading Post ready to launch. I'll post enough to keep you interested but I'm not going to be able to do the normal flood I usually do on Saturday.
It's going to be worth it. I've got a few items that will be listed first and as soon as it's announced and ready for public viewing I can start accepting ads.

Jebadiah Fisher Garden Seed

Folks, planting time is almost upon us here in the temperate climates. Instead of going to your Walmart or big-box store for seeds, I'd like to ask that you visit a business run by one of the strongest Patriots that I know, Bill Nye.
He's put a considerable amount of time, effort, and expense into this project and I'd like to see him prosper. We as Patriots need to do what ever we can to help each other survive.
You can visit his business HERE and if you'd like to take a quick look to see what the variety of seed he has, go HERE.
He also has bulk seed for sale for preppers to put back and the price is right. I'll be placing an order myself very soon.

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......


Hey, I gotta be me.

I had a much better day today. I'm technically a loader but I actually load maybe one or two days a week, the other days shuttling bread from my employer's bakery to the truck's where that particular order is going using a machine like the one below.
It's a fairly large machine, weighing a couple of tons, and we haul 2 stacks of bread at a time. We drive them backwards with the load trailing and they move out at about 10-12 mph which is pretty fast in a crowded environment. For the story below I need to add that they don't stop on a dime. Not even a quarter.

A year or so ago, I was hauling a load down the dock at full speed when an order selector pulled out of an aisle, texting on his goddamned phone, not watching for traffic. He had two pallets of canned goods on his motor, stacked about 7 feet tall, weighing about 3 tons. I plowed right into him, scattering 2 stacks of bread, 2 pallets of canned goods and him all over the dock, startling the hell out of me in the process. While the video cameras above the dock proved it was not my fault, I did receive a counseling letter for my actions following the accident.
Apparently I should've made sure he was all right and sending for a supervisor if he wasn't instead of jumping off my machine and bending over him while he was laying stunned there on the floor and yelling "I hope you broke your fucking back, you stupid son of a bitch!"
Yeah, whatever, man.

CAMEL TOE!!!!!

Crankyjohn, SitRep as requested. I have no idea what a 'luckly' is, but who cares.


-Orbitup
Visit his blog HERE and bookmark it. A lot of the shit you've seen here came from him - he's got a wicked sense of humor.

We can all thank Hiswiserangel

I started thinking at work again today - twice in one week, must be some kind of record - and I suddenly realized that I didn't come up with the idea of a Patriot's Trading Post by myself.
Hiswiserangel mentioned it to me in an email a few months ago. I don't remember what brought it up, but she was the one that put it in my head.
So thank you, Wiserangel. I should've known I wasn't smart enough to come up with something like that myself.

*****

UPDATE:
Now she tells me in the comments that it was WiscoDave's idea. Okay, whoever's idea it was, THANK YOU.

Why you should never wipe your ass with a leaf


What??? Morning already???

Hit the archives, folks. I'm still too blurry eyed and brain dead from yesterday. Sorry.
I did wake up with a hard-on this morning though. At my age, that's a sign it's gonna be a good day.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

I know, I'm a hopeless romantic.

I can't help it. I gotta post a babe even as beat as I am. You're welcome.


A message from your gracious host

Hey y'all, I had about the worst day at work today that I've had in a long time and my ass is kicked. I'll try to get a post or two up before I head for work in the morning but I can't guarantee nothing.

It looks like there's enough folks interested in the Trading Post idea to kick it off. Zoomie made a nice header for it and TL and Preacher came up with a couple of good ideas (you can read them in the post comments) for the site.
I'll holler when it's ready and like I said there will be a time frame for free ads to help get it rolling. I appreciate everybody's support and I hope it continues.
Fuck eBay and Obama...... wait, I got that backwards.


Prove it - talk's cheap.


Your basic Hands-Free Device


Happy Valentine's Day!

For the Ladies



































For the guys

There's still hope for our future

Kari sent in this video of this shooter - 13 years old.

Look at that sonofabitch smile

-Hiswiserangel

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

-55six

Happy Valentines Day - from Miss Lisa to me. Awwww......


Wednesday, February 13, 2013

How 'bout giving HIM a spin?.


Men are from Mars, women are from..... aw, who the fuck knows?


Coming soon - Patriot's Trading Post

While I was working today I got to thinking about all the shit that I have and don't use and money being tight right now, I might as well eBay it off and put a few bucks in my pocket. Then I got to thinking about eBay's buttfucking in the form of seller's fees coming and going and that pissed me off so I figured I'd sell it on my blog, first come first serve.
Then I kept thinking in spite of the headache it was giving me and I thought Hey! why don't I open up a Patriot's Trading Post for everybody to sell, swap and barter their shit on? No fucking seller fees, no final sale price fees, no bidding, just an ad.

Okay, it's on. Come this weekend you're going to see Patriot's Trading Post up and running. It's not a get-rich scheme - all I want is a couple of bucks for compensation for my time for posting and removing the ad later. I have no expectations of getting rich off this - hell, if I can keep myself in Copenhagen and CharlieGodammit in food, I'll be happy.

Ads will run for a week or until you tell me the item has sold, you'll get 3 free pictures with that and  a paragraph or two to describe your item and what you want for it - cash money, trade in kind, whatever. I'll post it with a "Contact Seller" link so your email won't get spammed. Once the ad is up, I'm out. I could give a fuck less what you sold it for or what you got out of it. Think of it as a classified ad for Patriots. A nation-wide classified ad.

The beauty of it is, it's not going to be just gun stuff, prepping supplies and survival gear. Patriot Trading Post doesn't describe the goods, it describes the patrons. If you've got a few rolls of pink yarn you want to sell, send in the ad. If you're a hobbyist (such as fly tying) and you want to get rid of some of your stock, mistakes or supplies, send in the ad. If your a radio enthusiast and you're wife is on your ass to clear out your back bedroom, send in the ad.
I post the ad, the interested party contacts you, the two of you haggle over a price or agree on a swap and shipping details and it's a done deal. Simple as that.

You'll be able to pay for your ad using Paypal. If you don't like Paypal that ain't no big deal either, just email me the ad, mail in two bucks (US, I ain't taking no Canadian) and when I get it, your ad goes up.

When the site goes up I'm going to post some of my stuff (no pink yarn, sorry) to kick it off and offer free ads for a week or so to see how it's going to roll. If it takes off, great. If it doesn't, no big deal, hopefully my shit will get sold and I'll eat the start-up costs - domain, PO Box for payments, shit like that. Minimal, you know?

It's going to take a while to tweak things around for categories and such but that's cool, I don't expect it to explode on me here. I've got time, you know?
I'm going to hit up Zoomie for header graphics for the site and a button so that bloggers that have the button on their blogs get free ads and of course the stores run by III Patriots (Sam, Bill and Zoomie) will get free space.

Oh yeah, a Mission Statement. I need one of those to sound official:
Patriot's Trading Post is to help you buy and sell shit and foster relationships between Patriots on a national level. Fuck Obama.

I'll post this everyday until I get 'er going, hopefully Saturday evening, maybe Sunday, yeah?

The Dorner shootout

Understanding that I wasn't cheering him on, I was strictly a disinterested observer, all I got to say is this:
1) One motherfucker tied down Southern California for days and days. One guy. There's a shitload of Patriots that ain't gonna take your shit either, bitches.
2) I had to laugh when I heard the LAPD Chief actually say something about not tarnishing LAPD's reputation. That was done long ago, man. L-O-N-G ago.
3) How did I know you were going to burn the cabin down?
4) All you fucking pussies can crawl out from under your beds now and get back to doing your fucking jobs.

We get it. Liberals don't.

-Kari

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

I don't know how I missed this. Somebody should've sent me an email.



-Brendan

Oh no, no, no......


Always.

- Hiswiserangel

Men are from Mars......


Women are thinking "How beautiful" and men are thinking "Broadside. What a perfect fucking shot."

Good morning!!!




And who says romance is dead?


As Bug lovers everywhere weep.....


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

See, I told you Dorner was a white guy!!!!


Weren't his parents thinking?


This seat must belong to the Lady of the House


Wirecutter - The Early Years


Gotta get one

I've read about making these super-lasers - they might come in handy for blocking cameras, both ground based and on drones, not to mention seriously fucking up helicopter pilots that are making an assault on your property.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN

Concerning the recent spate of email hackings and other shit like DoD and NSA popping up on your traffic stats: They want you to know they're watching. If they didn't, you wouldn't see them. As I was telling Woody, a year or so ago I read and posted something about DoD purchasing software that'll allow them to view sites from the same computer with up to 10 different IP addresses. Within a month my hits from Big Sis agencies went from 10-12 a day to maybe one or two.
Don't fucking sweat the small shit, man. All we're doing is publicly voicing our opinion. If they wanted to eliminate our blogs they could do it with a flip of the switch. If you're doing any more than that and talking about it online you're fucking stupid and need to be shut down before you fuck the rest of us up.
I mean, it's not like I'm micro-compressing messages and inserting them in a single pixel on my camel toe pics, right? (That cracking noise you just heard was necks snapping up at NSA sites at Langley and Ft Chihuahua and fusion centers everywhere as analysts suddenly woke up from their naps- "Holy shit, he knows about that?")

Okay, I got my laugh for the day. Anyways, I'm not saying that you shouldn't be more diligent and especially aware that what you've always suspected is true - yeah, you're being monitored - but don't let the motherfuckers do what they're trying to, and that's make you unreasonably paranoid.
Besides, you're bringing me down, man.

And I'm #5


Hear Ye Hear Ye, Congress is now in session!!!


For Irish

-Wiserangel

Titty Tuesday!!!!!