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Saturday, March 30, 2013

HOLY HELL!!!!!


Yup, me too. You bet.

Sent in by Keith from Oz. Typical Australian, Keith is. Never met one that couldn't drink.

An island...... paradise?


All Aboooooard!!!!!


"The coin has been tossed....."

-KC

Happy Happy!!!

Well, tomorrow is me and Miss Lisa's wedding anniversary. Our first. A year of wedded bliss. A year without the police being called to the house even once. In fact, we've gone an entire year without having our first fight, although I will admit to waking up with sore ribs a couple of times. No biggie.
But yeah, it's been a great year in spite of everything that popped up trying to waylay it. We done good. Probably the best year I've ever had except for maybe 1984, but in all fairness 1984 was a pretty damned good year - I bought a new truck, I bought my 45 and my girlfriend and her girlfriend surprised me with a threesome. That's pretty fucking hard to beat, you know?

Anyways, Thank you Miss Lisa for a great year and I'm looking forward to many more with you!

WiscoDave - The Early Years


Pick two. You can only pick two. Not all three.

-RDM73

Which brings us to this:




Fuck you and your fusion centers

Law enforcement intelligence-processing fusion centers have long come under attack for spying on Americans. The Arkansas director wanted to clarify the truth: centers only spies on some Americans – those who appear to be a threat to the government.
In trying to clear up the ‘misconceptions’ about the conduct of fusion centers, Arkansas State Fusion Center Director Richard Davis simply confirmed Americans’ fears: the center does in fact spy on Americans – but only on those who are suspected to be ‘anti-government’.
“The misconceptions are that we are conducting spying operations on US citizens, which is of course not a fact. That is absolutely not what we do,” he told the NWA Homepage, which supports KNWA-TV and Fox 24.
After claiming that his office ‘absolutely’ does not spy on Americans, he proceeded to explain that this does not apply to those who could be interpreted as a ‘threat’ to national security. Davis said his office places its focus on international plots, “domestic terrorism and certain groups that are anti-government. We want to kind of take a look at that and receive that information.”
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-Link sent in by Murray

I didn't need that eye anyways. Or a job.


Love those shoes


Friday, March 29, 2013

Man, his/her's shit is all fucked up, huh?


PHOENIX (AP) — An Arizona judge on Friday refused to grant a divorce for a transgender Arizona man who gave birth to three children after beginning to change his sex from female.
Maricopa County Family Court Judge Douglas Gerlach ruled that Arizona's ban on same-sex marriages prevents Thomas Beatie's 9-year union from being recognized as valid.
Thomas Beatie was born a woman and later underwent a double-mastectomy, and began testosterone hormone therapy and psychological treatment to become a man, but he retained female reproductive organs and gave birth to three children.
Gerlach said he had no jurisdiction to approve a divorce because there's insufficient evidence that Beatie was a man when he married Nancy Beatie in Hawaii. He said the Beaties never provided records to fully explain what Thomas Beatie actually had done and not done to become a man.
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Let's see how bad his/her's life is fucked up.
Born a woman that wasn't happy with herself so she decided to become a man. There's a pretty good chance she didn't ask God if that was cool with him. 
But between the changeover, she had 3 kids. Evidently just because she wasn't happy with being a woman doesn't mean she don't mind a good fucking every now and then. 
But yeah, anyways she has 3 kids. Then she becomes a he and he finds somebody and gets married. I'm guessing that after the marriage his/her fucked-upness came out like gangbusters and whataya know, the marriage doesn't seem to be working.
Now he/she wants a divorce because hey! there ain't nothing that can't be changed, right? Not quite. His Honor took one look at that fucked-up mess and said "Oh HELL No, not in my motherfucking state. Y'all need to head back to Hawaii for that shit."
Hey, you made your bed, now sleep in it. Right, Judge?

Concerning...

...the post below about Katelyn, yeah, the world lost a beautiful person but her friends showed us that there are more of them than we think.
Every one of them can lay their heads down to sleep at night knowing they done good. Real good.

The Last Dance


The young lady that I posted about HERE has passed away, I'm sorry to say.
Greg sent me the sad news.

*****

A 14-year-old cancer sufferer who touched the hearts of people across the country with her unwavering determination to complete a bucket list before her death has passed away.
Katelyn Norman died at East Tennessee Children's Hospital at 8.19am on Friday, a hospital spokesperson told ABC.
She had been fighting osteosarcoma, an aggressive bone cancer, for two years but doctors told her it had spread to her heart, arteries, pelvis and spine and that there was nothing more they can do.
On learning the prognosis, Katelyn drew up a bucket list of activities she hoped she complete, including a slow dance, learning to drive a car and spending a day with each of her three siblings.
And this week her family and friends ensured she was able to tick off one desire: Attending a prom.
She was supposed to attend the event in her honour in LaFollette, Tennessee on Tuesday night, but had been airlifted to hospital earlier in the day after struggling to breathe.
Outside the hospital, thousands of people lined along Highway 63 as part of a candle-lit vigil for Katelyn, who had insisted that a party continue in her absence.
'She contacted me and said prom must go on, that's her, and you can't help but feed off that energy, that life,' Sharon Shepard, an instructor at Katelyn's school and prom coordinator, told WATE-TV.
'Once you meet her your life will never be the same, she has such an impact.'
The event, which was held at The Stables in LaFollette, had been personalised for the teenager, with the theme 'Katie in the Sky with Diamonds'.
Friends danced, ate and drank at the party, and posed in front of Italian landscape backdrops - a nod to Katelyn's other dream to visit Italy, a dream she never fulfilled.
MORE TEARS HERE


Hit 'em hard, Mr Singh.


A Sikh man is suing the state of California over its gun laws, arguing they violate his First Amendment rights to practice his religion by barring him from carrying the kind of weapons he says he needs for self-defense.
Gursant Singh Khalsa, a practicing Sikh for 35 years, charges in the lawsuit filed this month that California’s laws banning military-style, semiautomatic weapons and high-capacity magazines violate mainstream Sikh doctinre requiring Sikhs “be at all time fully prepared to defend themselves and others against injustice.”
“We’re required to wear what’s called a kirpan” or dagger, he said Thursday. “I feel, as far as my religion goes, it dictates that we should have all weapons of all kinds to defend ourselves. By not being able to carry an assault rifle or weapon that has a high-capacity magazine, I don’t feel that I can defend myself or my family.”
Mr. Khalsa, who lives in Yuba City about 40 miles north of Sacramento, said he believes such a right should be available to all Americans with the proper training but that it’s also specific to the Sikh religion, which has roots deeply tied to self-defense.
“Some splinter groups attempt this by wearing symbolic miniature daggers in their turbans, to comply with this requirement,” he argues in the lawsuit, filed in federal court in California. “But mainstream Sikhs believe this requirement is a literal and true moral duty. As Guru Gobind Singh instructed his Sikhs; ‘Without uncut hair and weapons do not come before me’.”
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There's a fairly large Sikh population here in the valley. They have their little enclaves in some towns like Ceres and they've pretty much dominated some types of work such as driving trucks, owning the Stop-n-Rob stores and motels.
Their neighborhoods are clean and considering the size of their ethnic group, their crime rat is pretty damned low. No Sikh gangs that I'm aware of. They pretty much keep to themselves, and seem to be assimilating from what I see. And they've got pretty cool turbans, not like an ayrab's.

Damn. Nice shot.

Palestinian ne'er do well (I was called that once, tickled me ever since) cops a tear gas cannister to the head. Thanks to KC for the link.


A true heroine



-Adam

Now you have a reason to lick the babes on the beach


J&D's Foods new line of Bacon Sunscreen™ is For Sizzling Hot Weather. Science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which should makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer. Enjoy!
Available starting today at www.BaconSunscreen.comfor $9.99 per bottle.

Stolen from Brian's FB page

Nuke DC, LA and Austin? Go right on ahead, Kimmy.


North Korea plan to attack US mainland revealed in photographs

North Korea has revealed its plans to strike targets in Hawaii and the continental United States in photos taken in Kim Jong-un's military command centre.





The photos appeared in the state-run Rodong newspaper and were apparently taken at an "emergency meeting" early on Friday morning. They show Kim signing the order for North Korea's strategic rocket forces to be on standby to fire at US targets, the paper said, with large-scale maps and diagrams in the background.
The images show a chart marked "US mainland strike plan" and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.
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*****

Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin - all liberal strongholds. This young fella is apparently not as stupid as I originally thought.
Somebody does need to design some new lids for his staff, though. The ones they're wearing look kinda sorta silly.

Lord help me

Lisa just got a text from her son Art.
HE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM!!??!!
She texted him back.


Wirecutter - The Later Years


Stole this from Bill Nye over at San Jacinto County Outlaw

Fire, Fire On The Mountain.....


For Angel's Poppy


More gay shit


Aw, our little angel.....


Straight-up Milfs, God bless 'em


Asshole.

- Miss Lisa

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Bring it on, man.

Germany and it's 'guest workers'

BERLIN (AP) — In gritty backstreets of Berlin and other major German cities, housewives wearing head scarves shop for lamb and grape leaves. Old men pass the time in cafes sipping coffee, chatting in Turkish and reading Turkish newspapers.
More than 3 million people of Turkish origin live in Germany — the legacy of West Germany's Cold War-era program to recruit temporary foreign labor during the boom years of the 1950s and 1960s when the country rebuilt after World War II.
What started as a temporary program has changed the fabric of German urban life — from mosques on street corners to countless shops selling widely popular Doener kebab fast food sandwiches.
Germany's experience with "guest workers" offers lessons for the U.S. as it debates immigration reform, including whether to provide a path to citizenship for unskilled foreign laborers, or whether there should be additional temporary-only visas for such workers.President Barack Obama has urged Congress to begin debate in April after lawmakers return from a two-week recess.
Decades after Germany's formal guest worker program ended in the early 1970s, the country is still wrestling with ways to integrate Turks — the second biggest group among the estimated 15 million-strong immigrant community after ethnic Germans who moved from the former Soviet Union and for Soviet bloc countries — into German society.
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*****

When I was in Germany in the late 70s, the Turks were already a problem but nobody was willing to admit it. They were still embracing the 'guest worker' program and under the impression that they were all going to pack up and go home one day.
Anybody could see that it wasn't going to happen. Immediately, nice apartment comlexes were taken over and turned into the instant slum that ayrabs (I know Turks aren't ayrabs, but they're close enough) are so fond of. Gangs of young men roamed the streets at night looking for victims - anybody that wasn't Turk or Arabic - and even the Polezei stayed the fuck out. When they did have to go in, it was always in a group with HK at the ready. Now it's well known to everybody that there are 'no-go' areas in every major city, even for law enforcement. Well, it's known to everybody except the government who continues to deny any problems with their guest workers.
Yeah, muti-culturism works all right.

Mexican vigilantes seize town from corrupt officials

ACAPULCO, Mexico (AP) — Hundreds of armed vigilantes have taken control of a town on a major highway in the Pacific coast state of Guerrero, arresting local police officers and searching homes after a vigilante leader was killed. Several opened fire on a car of Mexican tourists headed to the beach for Easter week.
Members of the area's self-described "community police" say more than 1,500 members of the force were stopping traffic Wednesday at improvised checkpoints in the town of Tierra Colorado, which sits on the highway connecting Mexico City to Acapulco. They arrested 12 police and the former director of public security in the town after a leader of the state's vigilante movement was slain on Monday.
A tourist heading to the beach with relatives was slightly wounded Tuesday after they refused to stop at a roadblock and vigilantes fired shots at their car, officials said.
The vigilantes accuse the ex-security director of participating in the killing of vigilante leader Guadalupe Quinones Carbajal, 28, on behalf of local organized crime groups and dumping his body in a nearby town on Monday. They reported seizing several high-powered rifles from his car, and vigilantes were seen toting a number of sophisticated assault rifles on Wednesday, although it was not clear if all had been taken from the ex-security director's car.
"We have besieged the municipality, because here criminals operate with impunity in broad daylight, in view of municipal authorities. We have detained the director of public security because he is involved with criminals and he knows who killed our commander," said Bruno Placido Valerio, a spokesman for the vigilante group.
Placido said vigilantes had searched a number of homes in the town and seized drugs from some. They turned over the ex-security director and police officers to state prosecutors, who agreed to investigate their alleged ties to organized crime.
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*****

Fucking BRAVO, Gentlemen!!!
What we have here is a group of people that got tired of the drugs, the gangs, the violence and the government condoning it by allowing it to exist, and they took matters into their own hands. Neighborhood Watch on steroids.

When those accountable become corrupt, hold them accountable for their actions. Every man has the Right to live safely and freely and without fear - unless they bring it upon themselves.

Woo-hoo, I see you!!!


KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Police say they are trying to determine how a medical box containing a pair of eyeballs ended up in a trash bin at a gas station in Kansas City.
Police spokesman Steve Young says a worker at a Conoco station in the city's north called police after finding the cardboard box late Wednesday. The box was labeled, "Keep refrigerated."
Young says police aren't sure if the eyes are human, or whether any crime has been committed. Surveillance video shows two men in a blue Toyota leaving the package on the trash bin.
Police say no eye banks or hospitals in the area were awaiting delivery of any eyeballs.
The Jackson County Medical Examiner's office is holding the package while the investigation continues.
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*****

Sounds like a Wirecutter prank to me - goat eyeballs look amazingly similar to human eyes. I'll have to file this one away......

"My God, this is the country that I pledge allegiance to every day?"



-Miss Lisa

God Bless Brazil


Her computer's broke


Homer Simpson unearthed

- Will

Uh-huh, that pretty much sums it up.

-Hiswiserangel

Trapped wolf

Anything to piss off the PETAphiles

-Bearded Youth

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Will you dance with me?



When 14-year-old Katelyn Norman learned that her bone cancer was going to take her life, she drew up a list of her final wishes - a slow dance, a last kiss, a date to prom.
But as her friends gathered at a venue in LaFollette, Tennessee on Tuesday night to throw the prom in her honour, Katelyn was airlifted to hospital after struggling to breathe.
So classmates and relatives brought the party to her bedside instead, bringing balloons, music and her smartly-dressed date to make sure she didn't miss out on completing her bucket list.
Katelyn has been fighting osteosarcoma, an aggressive bone cancer, for two years but doctors told her last week that it has spread to her heart, arteries, pelvis and spine and that there is nothing more they can do.

Thanks to Greg for this soft touch today.

WE WANT FREE SHIT!!! WE WANT FREE SHIT!!!

wistv.com - Columbia, South Carolina |

Law enforcement officials pushed back hundreds of people who were crowding around a large pile of merchandise outside an Augusta grocery store Tuesday afternoon. But the goods sitting in the parking lot of the Laney Supermarket didn't make into anyone's hands.
Instead, the food people hoped to take home was tossed into the trash.
"People have children out here that are hungry, thirsty, could be anything. Why throw it away when you could be issuing it out?" asked Robertstine Lambert.
The Marshal of Richmond County, Steve Smith, says the food wasn't theirs to give away, so they had to trash it.
"We don't have authority to take possession of the property; we just have to make sure that it's handled, disposed of by law," Smith, said.  
SunTrust Bank in Atlanta owns the property and they're sending the merchandise to the landfill after evicting the Chois, the owners of the grocery store.
The Chois didn't want to speak on camera but they say they were kicked out by the bank because they owe them thousands of dollars.
They say they offered the food to a church, but members didn't show up to claim it.
That's when word that store products were abandoned spread through the community.
About 300 people came to take merchandise home, but they were held back by law enforcement.  
"These are brand new items; we saw the potential for a riot was extremely high," said Sheriff Richard Roundtree.
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Faceplant!!!


CharlieGodammit - The Later Years



-Hiswiserangel

Socialized medicine

-Russ

Fuck the feds, each and every one of them.


America’s gun owners are under siege on virtually all fronts. Congress is after us, and so are governors such as New York’s Andrew Cuomo and Maryland’s Martin O'Malley. They must think that when they run for the Democratic presidential nomination, a strong anti-gun stance will help them with left-wing primary voters.
It doesn’t stop there, however, as the media, liberal legislators and both federal and state regulators are looking for new and often unique ways to please their liberal bosses by harassing gun owners, dealers and manufacturers.

One major national firearms retailer, for example, has been under fire for more than two years from the Obama administration’s Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. It seems the company won’t hire convicted felons, which the commission claims amounts to illegal racial discrimination. The federal government these days argues that policies that have what government lawyers call a “disparate impact” on racial minorities amount to impermissible discrimination - even when the policies themselves were not put in place for discriminatory reasons. Thus, the government argues that a higher percentage of minorities within the felony population than in the population at large means that any policy that discriminates against felons as a class is discriminatory because its impact falls disparately on minorities.
Company officials pointed out to commission investigators threatening to charge the company with discrimination that they couldn’t hire felons even if they wanted to, because federal law prohibits federal firearms licensees from hiring felons. The investigator’s response was, according to a company official I talked to: “That’s your problem, not ours.” These are investigators and regulators who can read between the lines, know their bosses are anti-gun and will do anything they can to please them.

-Rurik

*****

Understand one thing: All federal agencies and employees are your enemy. ALL of them. The feds control the purse strings and when an agency doesn't knuckle under, their funding will be cut. Money talks, bullshit walks.


Long distance coyote shooting

Decent shooting, but not for me - #1) The biggest thrill I get out of coyote hunting is being able to call them in close and #2) a clean kill if I do decide to shoot.
These guys were so far away they were talking in a normal tone of voice and the last coyote they shot was hit in the leg.
Still, impressive shooting.
Thanks to Rurik for the video.


He just broke Firestone's heart


Southern Christian Sportsman's Devotional

Ken, 
       SCSD held a turkey hunt this weekend for a great group of people. We teamed up with the Wounded Warriors this year and had 2 Marines along with thier families spend the weekend at our farm.
We shot skeet, quail hunted, fished, and hunted turkey. They had a great time and we enjoyed having them. I want to thank everyone that sends donations and volunteers time to help make these trips possible. Attatched is a photo after the quail hunt. 
 
  If anyone would like more information they can contact myself or Claude 
 
Thanks again

Eric



Eric's organization, Southern Sportsmen's Christian Devotional, does great work helping out kids with their Dream Hunts.
If you'd like to help out with a donation or just to learn more about them, go to: www.go-scsd.com
They're good people.

Lock picking classes in Oakland. What could go wrong?

OAKLAND -- One skill that appears all too common in Oakland these days is the ability to pick a lock. Burglaries jumped more than 40 percent last year, and not all of them involved window smashes.
So it came as quite a surprise to residents that Mayor Jean Quan's most recent newsletter included a plug for a class on how to pick locks.
The class is geared toward people who misplace their keys, but that didn't keep Quan's write-up about it from going over about as well with readers as a ransacked living room.
Quan was panned by members of an Upper Dimond neighborhood chat group.
"This is awful," one person wrote. "How could she possible do that in this climate? What's next? The fundamentals of armed robbery?"
Another resident, Julie Mills, posted a letter she wrote to Quan asking that the class be canceled. "Of all the incredibly unbelievable things I've witnessed in my life, this tops the list."
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Thanks to Russ for the laugh.

Backdoor gun registration in Missouri

Earlier this month Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder held a press conference to expose the backdoor gun registration operation in Missouri. Kinder accused the Missouri Department of Revenue of working with the Department of Homeland Security to install new hardware and software to obtain data on Missouri citizens and transfer this information to DHS and unnamed third parties. The last state senator to use his subpoena power was then state senator now Governor Jay Nixon.
The Department of Revenue denied the claims.
Yesterday, Missouri state Senator Kurt Shaefer subpoenaed the the Missouri Department of Revenue to produce all documents between the Department of Revenue and any federal agency, including but not limited to, the Department of Homeland Security or FEMA, regarding driver’s license and ID information of Missouri citizens.
Senator Shaefer said this about the suspected privacy abuses, “This is one of the most appalling abuses of privacy rights I have encountered in state government. I can not and will not allow unelected bureaucrats to erode the rights of Missourians.”
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Thanks to Murray, KC, and Jacko for the link.


Pre-owned or just used?

-WiscoDave & KC

What in the fuck was she thinking?


Now they'll start fighting over the inheritance


Snake: Not as easy as I thought.


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Important update


Man, somebody sure has a Little Man complex.....

-Hiswiserangel

Kalifornia's only legal battle rifle


For HH's old man


Storebought cats? Nah, I'll pass.


You ever get a craving for catfish but don't have any in the freezer so you run down to the store and buy some? Don't.
Chances are it came from Vietnam - they're a major producer of farm raised catfish. Stay the fuck away from it. Wrench sent me a link to a video showing the nasty fucking conditions that they're raised in - it's a wonder Americans aren't dying like flies.
Check it out for yourself.

Til the day I die.....


Fucking Blogger.....

Yeah, I don't know what the fucking deal is but I haven't been able to post a fucking thing since last night. My pre-scheduled posts went up okay but after about 11 PM I started getting error messages. Fucking pissed me off, man.
I did everything that I did last time this shit happened - new template, the whole works - but nothing worked. The bullshit I gotta go through to keep y'all happy......
Anyways, I use Google Chrome as my browser so I opened up an incognito window and tried posting the picture right below this post and whattya know, it worked.
Oh well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Thanks to Hiswiserangel for posting about me being down.

Still waiting.....

-John

Gotta be California (again)


Knew I forgot something yesterday......


Wirecutter - The Early Years


Monday, March 25, 2013

Charlie!!! Godammit!!!


CAMEL TOE!!!!!


A whole squirtgun full of jizz???

Twenty-one-year old Eric Michael Miller of Bellingham, WA has been sentenced to 18 months in prison for burglarizing a home and shooting one of its habitant with a semen-filled squirt gun.
Natch, this sperm shooting was all for drug money. There are always drugs involved. According to court records, Miller and two unidentified men broke into the home looking  for a man who owed him money, but found the man’s roommate instead, asleep on the couch. The unlucky bastard.
 Miller and his sidekicks held the man at knifepoint, beat him with a real gun, at which point Miller whipped out his semen gun and squirted the man in the face, saying, “Now you’re like the rest of my bleep, covered in semen.”
SOURCE

Thanks for the link, Skidmark. I think.

Awwww.......


TIT SHOT!!!


Another "Aw fuck" moment in time


Drunk chicks - Gotta love 'em